Samwise Gadgie

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Tagline: upset the established order
Me, Myself, and I: who knows

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." - Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

Music: bob marley jimi hendrix rage against the machine digital mystikz roots manuva rob sparx benga skream
good: beer / parties / pubs / artwork / music / the occasional spot of ganja / t shirts with messages i dont understand on them but i buy them anyway /
Annoying: People who value animal rights over human rights - that is a good way to get rid of the human race! / People who assume that you are a bad person because you smoke / Drew
Fears: bex. only bex.
Heroes: Jimi Hendrix
Richard Dawkins
Bill Hicks
MSN: uban222@hotmail.com
Language: ONLY SCOTT KNOWS

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that took so long u better realise that
but there is the drawin i said i wld do haha
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Are you scared of creepy creatures?	: what, like bushbabies?
Are you scared of cockroaches?	: no
Do you get scared in the dark?	: im not 5
What is your favorite day of the week?	: basically every day since im always off
Your dream car	: gee whiz
Your dream vacation	: download
In your next birth, you would love to be	: god
In your past birth, you must have been	: also god
Your favorite pizza topping is	: cheese
How many kids do you want to have?	: -2
Last TV channel you watched	: comedy central extra
What are you wearing right now?	: bikini
What do you wear at night in bed?	: drag
Your favorite toy in childhood	: my penis
How many teeth do you have?	: 1
When did you last visit the dentist?	: never been thats why i have 1 tooth left
Which toothpaste do you use?	: mint
Your preferred toilet paper brand	: extra silky smooth
Three things you can	: 3 beers
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be	: you
Your dream celebrity date	: magaret thatchers corpse
Do you believe in aliens?	: ofc
Do you believe in ghosts and such?	: nah
Favorite cocktail	: appletini
Favorite fruit	: pommegranit
Favorite flower	: baking flour
Have you puked at a party?	: many times
You would love to get a tattoo done on your	: already got one
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?	: hahahaha yep
Do you cry easily?	: every time anyone says anything to me
Do you swear a lot?	: not too fucking much
Favorite body part in the opposite sex	: mingey and gary
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone	: get in the van and i wont hurt you
Corniest pickup line someone used on you	: please stop...youre hurting me
What	: penis balls
What	: fanny lips
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?	: depends
The food you hate to eat	: meat and 2 veg
Your favorite breakfast cereal	: cereal what? killer or drama? hahaha thats not funny
Do you have any pets?	: a cantaloupe called jerry
If yes, describe your pets	: round and orange
Which is your favorite holiday?	: summer holiday
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?	: what a stupid question
Ever been in a car accident?	: not yet
The boy band you secretly listen to	: korn
The body part you would love to get pierced	: japseye
When did you last diet to lose weight?	: what?
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?	: treat my morning glory
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?	: hardcore german gay porn magazines
Are you in love with someone these days?	: you
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?	: have done haha
Has anyone slapped you on the face?	: slapped with what?
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?	: who says im wearing underwear
Which is your favorite underwear brand?	: la senza
What is your favorite denim brand?	: seriously who has a favourite denim brand
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be	: bex
Your first cell phone was	: DynaTAC 8000X
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?	: no1 talks to me so it doesnt matter
Are you a sensitive person?	: yes as i said i cry everytime anyone says anything
Would you go for a one night stand?	: would i?
The romantic movie you like most	: hostel 2
The action movie you like most	: ghost town
Do you believe in heaven and hell?	: no why would i?
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?	: acid trip
Which newspaper do you read daily?	: the funny pages
The magazines you like to read	: 100 percent beef
Your first job was	: rent boy
Did you have a best friend in school?	: the teacher
Which email service do you use most?	: youporn.com
Have you ever walked to save money?	: i walk to save lifes. co2 emissions baby
Where do you shop for clothes?	: primark
What was your pocket money as a kid?	: 1000000 yen
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?	: yeh ur mum
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?	: no its pissing me off now
If yes, do you have too much free time?	: i said no bitch
One memory you wish you could erase	: cammys gaping arse hole
Any sport, you are really good at	: we like sports and we dont care who knows
In your purse, you keep a photo of	: my purse?
Do you take any medicine daily?	: does crack count as medicine?
Have you ever lied about your age?	: yes i said i was 10 to get with a 10 yr old
The last person you kissed was	: my gran and it was so hot
The last country you visited	: pakistan
Do you need music while you are studying?	: when have i ever studied
A song you loved as a kid	: vaginal jesus - run nigger run
Any kiddie song you still remember	: see above
Habits you hate in others	: cammys habit of getting his arse out
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?	: its pretty stupid
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?	: smoking i guess
Do you brush twice a day?	: brush my balls? yeh
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?	: i dont get ready
Are you a day person or a night person?	: i am a daywalker but night obviously
Your favorite cartoon character	: cartman
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?	: when i pulled out my cock at my grans party
Describe your computer monitor	: its got a screen
One book you are dying to read	: la senza catalogue
One movie you are dying to see	: clockwork orgy
One music album you are dying to hear	: prince batman
How much time did you take to complete this survey?	: most of my life
Don	: no...i loved it........

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Eyliea Is Patrick
Im gd. Jst come down with a cold. Wat u been up 2? Xoxoxox

20 hours ago via Mobile
Stevie
hmm maybe not, i don't know what they're on about anyway!
you did reply but i had to delete it because my parents have bebo .. haha.
that was weird actually i was just about to comment you..
what you doing on this at this time? you wasted?
xx

3 days ago
Eyliea Is Patrick
heyya sam. How r u?? wat u been up 2?? xoxoxox xoxoxox

4 days ago
Stevie
i got a letter about attendance!
fuck sake .. how are you?
x

4 days ago
Loreen.
butters

4 days ago
Eyliea Is Patrick
no. my brother lit some fireworks on the beach. thts it really. i had 2 do some stuff 4 marcells class. sounds like u had fun.. lol xox

2 weeks ago
Eyliea Is Patrick
Heyy im gd. Thnx. Nm really jst stuff. Go 2 any firework displays or bonfires? Xoxox

2 weeks ago via Mobile
Rosie
my ticket plus p&p was £85... that's love right there i tell you!
and yes that was me outside the uni the other day... how come you see me everywhere? stalkaaa'
xxxx

2 weeks ago
Max K
YOU DON'T COMPARE TO A TRUCK!

2 weeks ago
Eyliea Is Patrick
heyyyy sam!!!!!! how r u???
been up 2 anythin interestin.
feels like it has been a while since we spoke!

loves!! lol xoxoxoxoxoxox

2 weeks ago
Andy
it doesnt, its the principle of the group smart arse. It sometimes takes a page of explaining the subject for some1 to do something about it.

2 weeks ago
Eyliea Is Patrick
Im gd. I watched a movie last night nd did nothin else. I am gettin ready 4 college now though. :-( sucks lol. I will hold u 2 tht. Lol :-) xoxoxoxoxox

3 weeks ago via Mobile
EatMewhileimhot
I am good thanks been up to much? Xxx

3 weeks ago
Eyliea Is Patrick
Heyy sam! How r u? Been up 2 much? Xox have some love! Lol xoxoxoxoxox

3 weeks ago via Mobile
Cammy
lols i forgot about that hahaha when we having a night out ??
xx

3 weeks ago
EatMewhileimhot
hey how are you? Xx

3 weeks ago
Rosie
i thought as much.
hmm, i could have sworn you said it meant clamped.
shut up assface, stop making me sound dead racist when i'm not!
hole? you're so immature it disgusts me.
guess who's going to see the prodigy again? woooo xxxx

3 weeks ago
Rebecca
sam!
how was college standing out in the pissing rain
xxxxx

3 weeks ago
Stacey Says Stfu.

Love back

xxxx

3 weeks ago
Eyliea Is Patrick
tht is quite all right. how r u? have some more luv....lol i get bored easily.. lol xoxox

4 weeks ago

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