If your lost probs gud cuz most of these are random ("Had to be there type of moments.") and if you want to know what I am on about ask me!

Faggih!

Take the chicken out of the glass or they will know ur drunk!

It´s okay just give it a little more gas!

Bruised knees

Marc´s baseball

wiper noise

They are out of chicken

33,333

Yeah u do know i understand what ur saying

Ceapaim go bhfuil si fridget.....did u just call me fridget...no it's Irish

An bhfuil fhios agat an cailin an-sluteacht.......did you just say i was a slut....no it's Irish

Sorry ladies do u know where kiss is?

I would never have guess with all the scoring!

You see conor she thinks i'm hott

This is CNN....coming at you wet and wild at spring break,
shut up conor
aha
shut up laughing back there

Okay now even more people think we are crazy!

Sicko

Kev and Chris

Sorry Kev did I spit on your shoe?

$1000 cash-money

You want hash?
Yeah
Well would you like to answer some more questions in my survey about drugs?

Hash...hash.. have you seen my dog hash?

Hey you want a watch?
no
Hash?
no
Weed?
Fuck-off

Well he is just upset cuz his Idol is going down for six-years to life!

Straw-pedo!

"They're probably from some faggit-land like sweeden."

"Just the one please"

"fortunatly 4 me, i dnt need a girl 2 b drunk.... it helps though!

That fucking mime just schooled us conor

I hate getting schooled by mime and signs for that matter!

Awwwwww fuck its heroine guy!

Yeah i'll be back I am Larry by the way

Pat: Richmond
Me: Sorry Rich what?
Pat: Richmond!

"Abandon hope all ye who enter here,
Fuck off Dad"

Put your child-hoody up Kavanagh.Its funny cuz its educational.

Jamaican me crazy

Horse walks into a bar and the barman goes "Why the long face,"

Two elephants walk off a cliff......... boom boom!

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

Two deer, male says to female..... "You are very deer to me"

If someone calls and says "I'm a gas man," do u? Tell him you dont have a gas supply or let him tell his gas jokes anyway. Gas = funny

I pickled the fig myself

Ho hi is a chinaman?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

I eat a hot cross pun today

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Quit Stalin communist russia.

Mussilini should have been called Il Dont-ce

Sorry for his-story or is it history or is it fact, try not lose sleep over it.

If you think of any leave them in a comment.