S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
E : awesome kisser.
V : You are not judgemental.
E : awesome kisser.
N: You like to drink.

H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
A : You like to drink.
C : You are really silly.
K : You're wild and crazy.
E : awesome kisser.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
T : Easy to fall in love with.


A : You like to drink.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore You
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : You like to drink
M : Best kisser ever.
N: You like to drink.
O: Easy to fall in love with
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink
Y: You're the best gf/bf anyone could ask for
Z : Always ready

YOUR REAL NAME:
Steven Hackett

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.)
Steizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Green dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street)
Thomas Baird

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Hacstcur

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Red jack daniels lol

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name)
Tcoutpn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (siblings middle name and fathers middle name)
Paul Peter

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets)
Black Tara

10. Porn Star Name (name of your first pet and your mothers maiden name)

Goldie Currie lol

Choose Roundabouts.
Choose Drug abuse.
Choose not to have a career.
Choose unemployment. Choose no traffic Lights. Choose a f*cking big television you bought for £20 off some junkie in the Swan Inn.
Choose shi*e shops and officially the worst Town Centre in Britian.
Choose Travel Agents, Opticians, Estate Agents and Hairdressers.
Choose Pound shops. Choose lots of f*cking pound shops.
Choose the Antonine centre. Choose from the four shops currently in the Antonine Centre. Choose from the Travel Agents, Opticians, Estate Agents, Hairdressers and f*cking poundshops that will soon occupy the Antonine centre.
Choose Fopp. Or rather don't choose Fopp as they went bust within a week of opening up in the Antonine Centre.
Choose Costa Coffee. Choose to sup on a cappuccino with Carbrain's finest neds, junkies and single mothers. Choose to spend your Saturday afternoons watching mind numbing, spirit crushing football('Mon the Bully Wee!).
Choose underage drinking. Choose Tennants Super. Choose to
join a gang whose initials end in 'YT'. Choose Buckfast.
Choose street crime. Choose Court Round up. Choose the only town in Scotland not to have a theme pub or cinema complex.
Choose The Basement. Choose to believe that it really is 'The City Centre Venue in Cumbernauld'. Choose Papa Doc's. Choose a burst mooth. Choose to wake up on a Sunday morning wondering why the f*ck you're still living here.
Choose Sax. Choose to have an ice rink that's been shut for 10 years. Choose Lecky White. Choose to have a ten pin bowling alley that's been shut for 10 years. Choose f*cking Bingo.
Choose to vote in a council who build McDonalds, Burger
King, Pizza Hut and KFC in the hope the population slowly kill
themselves through heart disease.


Choose The Kopper Kettle.

Choose Jeanster.

Choose Cumbernauld