Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been sighted


Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: Why do blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A1: Toes Go In First.
A2: Tits Go In Front.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A1: Because they don't know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.


Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers



Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?
A: Peroxide.

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. would u love me?
5. Describe me in 3 words?
6. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
7. What was ur first impression of me?
8. Do u still think the same?
9.. What reminds u of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do u know me?
12. What do u like best about me?
13. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
14. Could you ever love me?
15. Give me a nickname and explain why?
16.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
17.Anything 2 say b4 u go?

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