Laughter is the best medicine !!!!!
Latu grew up in Faleapuna, a village in Samoa and then movedaway to NZ
to do his law degree in order to fill up the Samoan Law degree quota. He
decided to come back to Faleapuna because he could be a big man and
really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law
office.
The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a
big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to
the door Latu picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while
talking.
"No apsalutely no.You teel dose kuys in Auglands that I won't settle dis
kase for less than one million Talas. Yess!. The Appeals Court has
akreed to hear that kase in da next week. I'll pe handling da brimary
arkument and da ada members of my team will profide subbort.
ogay. Tell da stateprosecutor dat I'll meet him next week do discuss da
dedails"
Latu went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat
patiently as Latu rattled instructions. Finally, Latu puts down the
phone and said to his vistor, "I'm sorry for da delay, but as you can
see I'm very pisi what can I do for you?" The man replied, " I'm from
Telecom, I've come to connect your phone line".

A man and his wife were awakened at 3am by a loud pounding on their
door.
The man got out of bed, went to the door, opened it and saw a drunken
islander standing in the pouring rain.

"What the hell do you want?" the angry man asked.

"Shcuse me, me no its a late," slurred the islander, "but can you give
me a push?"

"Are you crazy?" yelled the man.
Not a chance! It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pissing down!"
Then he slammed the door and went back to bed.

"Who was that?" asked the wife
"Just some drunken islander asking for a push," he mumbled.
"And did you help him dear?" questioned the wife.
"No I flippin didn't help him," he yelled,"Its late and raining crazy
out
there."

"All I can say is, you've got a very short memory," snapped the wife.
"Don't you remember the time you broke down on the way to that golf do
of
yours and those two kind islanders helped us out? They were nice enough

to
help you when you needed it - and I think you should help this poor man
now.

Knowing his wife would keep nagging him until he did what she said,
the man got dressed, walked down stairs and went outside in the pouring
rain. Unable to see anything in the dark and driving rain, the man
called
out, "Hey, are you still out there?"

"Yesh," came the reply.

"Do you still need a push?" the man asked while he stood in the dark
saturated.



"Yesh please!"




"Where are you?"





















"OVER HERE ON THE SWING."