[_] go out with me?
[_] give me your number?
[_] kiss me?
[_] let me kiss you?
[_] watch a movie with me?
[_] let me take you out to dinner?
[_] take a shower with me?
[_] be my gf?
[_] have a fling with me?
[_] take me home for the night?
[_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
[_] have a relationship with me?
[_] Dance with me?
[_] fuck me?
[_] Tickle me?
[_] Let me tickle you?
[_] Stick up for me if i was being put down?
[_] Play strip poker with me?
[_] Say yes if i asked you out?
[_] Get wasted with me?
[_] Instant message me?
[_] Greet me in public?
[_] Hang out with me?
[_] Bring me around your friends
[_] Break my heart?
[_] Cheat on me?

[x]=yes
[ ]=no

OnE..
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under your picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
DoEsNt CoNvInCe AnYoNe..

TwO..
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go PlAy In TrAfFiC..

ThReE..
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
YoU wOuLdNt PoSt ThEm..

FoUr..
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
EvEn If YoU dO wIn, YoUr StIlL rEtArDeD..

FiVe..
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
WiLl CoMmEnT oN yA pIcS..

SiX..
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
EiGhT dIfFeReNt DaMn WaYs..

SeVeN..
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message me asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
THATS WHATS UP..

EiGhT..
Little peepz who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because..
NoBoDy WaNtS yOu HeRe..

NiNe..
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
ReAl FrIeNdS ReAd ThEiR bUlLeTiNs..

TeN..
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT..
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER THAT MAKE THAT RUBBISH UP..
THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP..
AND FUNNY THING IS..
YoU dO!!!

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