My Life According To Muse

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Re-post as "my life according to (band name).


Pick Your Artist;
Muse

Are You Male or Female;
New Born

Describe Yourself;
Overdue

How Do You Feel;
Unintended

Describe Where You Currently Live
City Of Delusion

If You Could Go Anywhere , Where Would You Go;
Map Of Your Head

Your Favourite Form Of Transportation;
Butterflies And Hurricanes

Your Best Friend Is;
Fillip

You And Your Best Friends Are;
Starlight

Whats The Weather Like;
Shine

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called;
You Fucking Mother Fucker

What Is Life To You;
Glorius

Your Relationship;
Hate This And I'll Love You

Your Fear;
Pink Ego Box

The buffet really has it all,
...if only the plates weren't so small.

All the food is great,
But amidst this vast selection
there's no mushrooms!

(riffage)

I'm hungry for some onions
I want to make a big salad with lots of toppings
But somethings missing, and it's absence I don't understand

Lettuce, carrots and red cabbage,
There's even celery, raddish and a boiled egg
but I don't see mushrooms, tell me, am I missing them?

More food than you can imagine!
Even shellfish from the ocean... ooooooocean!

The buffet, it has it all,
if only the plates weren't so small.
This (yum)
food (yum)
is great (yum)
it's a massive food selection
but I want mushrooms!

No shitake or portobello,
I even looked for them over by the jello
Just to be sure, you didn't see them, did you, anyone?

I'm hungry for some onions,
lettuce, beets, in a salad with some croutons,
but this total lack of fungus I don't understand.

Pork chops, fried rice, ham and bacon
plus snow crab legs from the ocean, oooooooooooooooooooocean!

I don't think I can handle it all,
this buffet is the size of a mall!
I've had (yum)
sev- (yum)
-en plates (yum)
it's a Vegas style selection,
but I want mushrooms!

(slow bit)
Tryyyyyyy to ignore it and move on,
but they make you believe that they have food for everyone ("we have it all, son")

Iiiiiiiiiiiit's just that I wanted some,
I can't be the first, and I know I won't be the last!

(end slow bit, commence ear bleeding)

Curry, pizza, corn and dim sum
with fresh seafood from the ocean, ocean, ocean, oooOOOOooOOOCEAAAAANN!!!

This buffet it has it all,
my portions have not been small,
but I look (yum)
at (yum)
my plate (yum)
and in spite of the selection,
there's no mushrooms! I want mushrooms! I want mushrooms!

I WANT MUSHROOMS!!

1.Real Muse fans know more songs than Supermassive Black hole.

2.Real Muse fans know Matt Bellamy has cool glasses

3.Real Muse fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.

4.Real Muse fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Matt's Glasses or Matt or anyone from the band or their songs.

5.Real Muse fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

6.Real Muse fans shop for hours just to find a pair of glasses like Matt's for a Muse concert.

7.Real Muse fans love all members not just one.

8.Real Muse fans would tell peoples not to diss Muse.

9.Real Muse fans wouldn't diss kelly (Fuck the rest )

10.Real Muse fans have all six albums and wake up every morning knowing that they are one day closer to getting their hands on the seventh

11. Real Muse fans get emotionally moved by their music.

12.Real muse fans have this on their profile