how come you didnt add me on twitter? http://goo.gl/zIGqR I thought we were gonna hook up?

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yea im around tomorow nite, do u want to go to one in ur village so u dnt have to drive seeing as i kind of owe u!! hope alls well xxxxxxxxx

hey loser, how are you did u have good xmas??hope u got lots of presies from father Christmas!will i be seeing you any time soon or are you being very socible and busy???hope your well xxxxxxxxx

lol for once no mate something else! Family stuff my nans in hospital and its pretty bad..! Lucky basterd iv got fuck all for the next couple days sed id pop over bevs later keep that lanky shit company as hes got nothing to do! Enjoy seers bet that will be good send my love to everyone! xxxxx

Im okay mate had a few shit things gone on past couple days but im okay! Sounds good mate u shud av sed something im not to far from hers! me iv been up to fuck all apart from workin for the old man and having a few drinkin sessions! Been quite a boring couple days! Anything planned for the next couple days? xxxx

hello mate hows it goin up there? bin busy? luv u! xxxxx

alright babe, wat time shall i come round tonight? check ur phone, just sent you a text xxxxxxxxxxx

mate just wishing you a happy christmas and a very paraletic new year as i am off to australia tomorrow and you wont see me all holiday! (bothered he says). right well have a good one mate and well definately catch up early in the new year. xxx

hey watson how are you?? wen do u lot break up, wot u got planned 4 x-mas? should catch up perhaps a pub sesion??lots of love xxxxxxxxx

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