I cried:
I asked u2help:
I said I liked u:
I kissed u:
I hugged you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fite n u were thur:
I got dumped:
I pissed u off:

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY......?
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Body:
Clothes:
Humor:
Decisions:

WOULD YOU.......?
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Spread rumors about me:
Keep a secret if I told u one:
Hold my hand:
Take a bullet 4 me:
Keep in touch:
Try n solve my problems:
Love me:
Have Sex with me:
Hurt me:
Use me:
Date me:
Beat me up:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is m8, where the fuk is yours? Do I point at my arse when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Fuking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the fuk would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No dickhead, I paid a 5er to come to the cinema and stare at the fuking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fk?? Life is the longest fkin thing anyone ever fuking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, boots? ye rocket

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks...........Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fuking McTosser.

14. When you involved in an accident and some ask you 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off'

1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11.. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
19.Anything 2 say b4 u go?