Aaron Ritchie
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- Città: Mighty Carrowdore
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- Data registrazione: May 2006
- Ultimo accesso: 2 settimane fa
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- Messaggio personale
- Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
- Tutto su di me
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place.
If i quit, however, it lasts forever.
- La mia metà
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I can hold my own but Id rather hold hers
- Music
- Anything goes!! Snow patrol, arctics, foo's, razorlight, oasis, killers, prodigy, eddie halliwell, Tiesto, Rolling Stones, Guns and Roses, Stone Roses, jack johnson, well u get the picture...
- Films
- Godfathers, goodfellas, Wayne World 1&2, casino, fight club, Bill and Teds, shawshanks redemption, gladiator, anchorman, goldmember, the list goes on forever!! Recently watched fear and loathing in las vegas, think its been promoted to top of my list ace movie...
- Sports
- A broken heart a broken dream,
a broken plane a broken team,
no words were said a silent vow,
we loved you then we love you now.
The Red flag will always fly,
for Man United will never die.
Never to be forgoten.
6th February1958. - Scared Of
- Feet, and anything which involves responsibility!! Best not mention those bats, i thought??
- Happiest When
- Always but mostly when im Munchin, Boozing, Windin ppl up, Sleepin, Talkin shit drunk, Wakin up on sundays and getin told what ive done the nite before by the boys....
- Places Your likely to find Me
- Any good watering hole these range from the bot, fly, cafe and most of all wilkys losing most of my hard earned cash playin poker, kickin ass at darts in the garage or just getin wasted..
- Since School
- Left the glorious glastry college and served my time as a mechanic for 3 years, while living the life as a student and making the most of every sick day possible... After a while i discovered that workin your nuts off and being covered in grease from head to toe every day wasnt for me and discovered the northern bank were i could scive and sleep at my own desk no more lookin for sciving spots this was the vocation for me...
But then the Northern came and went and three years on Im working in Accounts and providing a company with payroll services and still sciving as much as poss...
What ever next??? Next chapter is here now working for an accountancy practice in belfast as a bookkeeper.
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BUCKFAST ANY1
This shit is every alcoholics dream, rocket fuel. It's 15% and tastes like a cross between Calpol and vodka-coffee. Brewed by Benedictine monks in Devon, Buckfast with its great spoonerism potential, is a testament to fact that even monasteries have a need for a sense of humour. The list of ingredients is also pretty comic. It contains quite a bit of caffeine and a few phosphates, notably Sodium Glycerophosphate BPC, which with so many syllables must be extremely potent. The effects of this wine, priced at a mere £5 per 75cl...GETS U PARAFUCKINLETIC (parental guidance)
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Strange But True
1....An erection is when Japanese vote for their new government officials.
2....The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.
(attributed to George W Bush Jr.)
3...Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
4...Right-handed people live, on an average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
5...Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
6....All things being equal, fat people use more soap
7..A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes long. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
8..Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life.... quality over quantity!)
9...Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig???)
10...A pubic hair is a wild rabbit..........0 commenti 1012 giorni
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Chavs....
Chavs...
Chav Jokes (i didnt make em up)
What's the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
2 Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
How many Chav's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, Chav's will screw anything.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.
What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.
What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
A start.
How many chavs does it take to clean a floor?
None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit."
Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash
What do you call a Chav at college?
The cleaner.
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
A Chavalanche
What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
Prisoner
What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!
What do you call a Chav in the dock?
Guilty.
Where do Chavettes go for work?
Street corners.
what do you say to a chav with a degree?
ok, very funny, now give it back
what do you call a chav in a job centre?
a figment of your imagination
What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side
How do you stop a chav from drowning?
Take your foot off their head.
What do you do if you run a chav over?
Slip it into reverse just to make sure.
What's brown and black and looks great on a chav?
A rottweiler
Why do Chavs constantly rev their engines?
So they don't conk out.
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Craig Lockhart21 settimane faHey mate hows da form wit ya?
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Jay K23 settimane fahello chief...yess she has finally arrived...been mad crazy over here as you're already aware of i'm sure....
how are you? heard about the northern shutting 5 branches....looks like we made the right choice to leave....
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Graham Aka Bazil27 settimane fayea mate things r gd!! cant complain!!
didnt no that mate thot u wer stil workin ther!! u njoyn this job???
yea mate im stil in the civil!!! leaving in 6weeks tho, contracts up!! so hav 2 get a new job til i get back in!!!
u get up 2 much at wkend?? hows tina and the wee man doin?? -
Graham Aka Bazil27 settimane fa
alrite mate. hows things?? u stil workin in bank??
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37 settimane fa
Lyndsey G
Hey you!
long time no see! hope yesterday went well, im sure we will get a catch up soon, did you get a ride in the big red fire engine too lol
so jealous why did we never have one of those!!
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Jay K37 settimane fa
still in the oven mate.... 3weeks till moon landing..... arrrgghhh...
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Michael Ritchie41 settimane faAye bn goin wit a lass 4 over a year and a half now.
sure we can meet up at the end o the month r sumthin for a few m8 -
45 settimane fa
Lyndsey G
not alot to be honest, work - go out - work - go out - work - go out, there is definately a pattern developing
just having fun.
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Michael Ritchie45 settimane fa
Im not 2 bad m8, im a full time bum at the mo jst lyin at home alday, its a hard life. Young dylan must b taken it after u then hehe. wer bouts u working at now? have to meet up 4 a pint sumtime m8
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Michael Ritchie47 settimane fa
well old boy, hows the form? havnt cn u bout in awhile, much happenin? hows young dylan
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Lyndsey G47 settimane fa
heard you have some kinda major man flu or something!!?? simply tragic
feel better soon work dodger. xo -
53 settimane fa via Cellulare
Sarah O'Brien
Yeah its been too long mr cant wait for christmas.what bout u? Where u workin now im still in the halifax been off for few months sick cant wait to get back though.
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Jay K53 settimane fa
aaron...hows the form.... things with me are pretty good.... still at citi, working the stock markets but to be fair its tougher since the stock markets have gone up their ass.... congrats on the new job... wanna hook up before crimbo or before the new year?
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54 settimane fa
Lyndsey G
Its your Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hope you have a good one, see you saturday! xo -
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Graham Aka Bazil55 settimane fa
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Jonathan Birch56 settimane faoh oh oh oh you gonna go sit on his knee and whisper in his ear???? dirty boy
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Jonathan Birch58 settimane fa
up the bum........... no harm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!