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Smurph here, Im working away in the Toddler Room of Crawford Childcare.. I love it! We have the best laughs! :D Best way to describe me.. Forgetful, clumsy, NO sense of direction, and i tend to get confused easily! :P Basically I am Dory from Finding Nemo! :L I also have savage road rage...

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Well time to tell everyone! Me and Alan are getting our own baby next May! :D SOOO Excited about it!! :D We had our 1st scan on 13th November and it was AMAZING!! :D :D I didnt want it to end! Cant stop looking at the pic now! Cant believe Im gona be a mummy!!! :) :) :) :) :)

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Cant wait for Lanzarote on Sunday November 1st! :)

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Belarus was AMAZING! I miss them all SOOOOO much :(

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I REALLY LOVE TEA...
Mon autre moitié
Lisa Noelle Oleary

Lisa Noelle Oleary

I wana be JUST like her when I grow up...

Music
I Love Good Rock Guitar Music (Not Metal) But I LOVE (Not Obsessively) Ah Who Am I Kidding... Dire Straits & Mark Knopfler Till The Day That I Die, Bon Jovi, Dire Straits, Snow Patrol, Dire Straits, Savage Garden, Dire Straits, Eagles, Dire Straits, Oasis, Dire Straits, Kooks, Dire Straits, Killers, Dire Straits, Pink Floyd, Dire Straits, Stone Roses, Dire Straits, Jimi Hendrix, Dire Straits, Rory Gallagher, Dire Straits, Whitesnake, Dire Straits, Cure, Dire Straits, ZZTop, Dire Straits, Razorlight, Dire Straits, Chili Peppers, Dire Straits, GreenDay, Dire Straits, Hard-Fi, Dire Straits, Aslan, Dire Straits, Coldplay, Dire Straits, Thin Lizzy, Dire Straits, U2, Dire Straits, Orson, Dire Straits, Gorillaz, Dire Straits, Basement Jaxx, Dire Straits, Michael Jackson, Dire Straits, Elton John, Dire Straits, Phil Collins, Dire Straits, Guns N Roses, Dire Straits, Arctic Monkeys, Dire Straits, Cheesy 80's Music, And I Also Quite Like The Dire Straits!
Films & TV
HARRY POTTER!!! Heart & Souls, Sweeny Todd, Anything with Robert Deniro, Da Vinci Code, Bruce Almighty, Ace Ventura & When Nature Calls, Coyote Ugly, Fracture, Hoax, Dodgeball, Sixth Sense, Love Actually, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc, Shrek, Constantine, Big Daddy, Bend It Like Beckham, 13 Going On 30, All The Mission Impossibles, ConAir, Confetti, Home Alone... TV Wise I Love F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Fr Ted, Prison Break, Dragons Den, Damages, X-Files, Waking The Dead, Shameless, Trigger Happy TV, Little Britain - Computa Says Nooo... & Law & Order SVU!
Best TV Quote (Compliments of Sex & The City)
Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!
Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!.....
Things That Make Me Happy
My family, My friends, The sound of my nephew's laugh, The smile on his face, The smell of rain, Christmas, The smell of real Christmas trees, Pulling pranks, Salty popcorn, Watching films, Sitting by a real fire, Waking in the middle of the night realising you still have hours until you need to get up, Going on holidays, Realising that you genuinely don't care about something that used to make you so upset, The morning smell after Jack Frost has been, Buying presents, Laughing, Drinking tea, Drinking tequila, Being comfy, Having a lie in, Singing in the car, Waking up in the morning pain-free, Being in the middle of a good book, Learning something new and putting it to good use, Listening to music, Making someone laugh, Sitting down to a good meal and being able to stand up afterwards, Making a new friend and knowing that no matter how bad I think something is I will ALWAYS have somebody who'll help!!
People I Couldnt Live Without!
My family of course! Bunch of nutters there is never a dull moment with them! :D My gorgeous nephew and Godson J.B and my Beautiful niece Amelia! - the miniature loves of my life! One smile from them and your day instantly improves! My bestest bud Lisa whose best quote ever is "I force myself on him all the time!" talking about Gary Roche here.. Fello HMVers will understand how truly disturbing that is.. Deb - I cant believe she left me to go to England! :( Im so sad! But we'll make new traditions! :D
Scared Of
Spiders, The Dentist, Thoughts of a "Spider-Dentist" Scary movies such as SAW etc I just cant handle them, My life passing by too quickly, Losing somebody I love, Dying, Being buried alive etc etc!! Also there is nothing like the fear and panic you feel when you get your head or hand stuck in something!
Things That Piss Me Off
Liars and Cheats, Backstabbing "friends" Who promise you something and leave you down without a care, Old people, Cyclists, Scobes spinning around in their pimped out puntos with exhausts that are bigger than the car itself and music you can hear in the next county... YOU'RE NOT COOL, People walking slow in front of me on the street. If you're gona walk slow move into the side where you're not in peoples way, people who are walking in front of me and then stop dead in the middle of the footpath so you cant help but walk into them, Knackers who balance hats at 90 degree angles to their heads, People who talk at the cinema, People who stop to talk in doorways, Buggies in narrow shop aisles, 'Charity' folk who pester me to sign up. If I wanted to join your charity I'll approach you other wise back the fuck up off me, How the light ALWAYS turns red just as I approach it, Wayne Rooney, Christiano Ronaldo and Man Utd in general!

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Jake
Jake
Made By: Smurphtastic and
Birthday: March 28
Age Level: Upper Elementary
Growth Score: 4014 points
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19 February
Lucky Color:Crimson
Personality Strengths:Focus, Savvy
Personality Weakness(es):Pessimism
Successful Career Path:Fashion
Sense of Humor Style:Cliched
Adjectives to Describe You:daring, upredictable
Description:
A hip non-conformist who truly stands for his/her beliefs - you are out to make a difference in this world, and you have a realistic chance of success. You have always been self-driven and derive your inspiration from those close to you. Ambitious - and why shouldn't you be - the sky is the limit for you!

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EVERYONE HAS THEIR FIRSTS:

FIRST REAL BEST FRIEND: Laura

FIRST SCHOOL: Scoil Mhuire Banrion

FIRST CELL PHONE: Some GIANT motorola thing!

FIRST FUNERAL: No idea!

FIRST PET: Scrappy

FIRST BIG TRIP: Gran Canaria when i was 8

FIRST FIGHT: Dunno there were a few!

FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH: Mark Knopfler

FIRST TIME OUT OF THE COUNTRY?: Gran Canaria when i was 8

FIRST JOB: Restaurant in Roches Stores!

FIRST BEBO FRIEND: Minnie!

EVERYONE HAS THEIR LASTS

LAST PERSON I HUGGED: Alan xxx

LAST CAR RIDE: When I drove home last night!

LAST TIME I CRIED?:

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Quantum of Solace

LAST FOOD I ATE: Pringles last night!

LAST ITEM BOUGHT: A calander for my mum!

LAST SHIRT WORN: shirt?

LAST PHONE CALL: I dunno i hate talking on the phone.

LAST TEXT MESSAGE: my mum!

LAST THING I TOUCHED: The bloody keyboard..

LAST FUNERAL: i dunno

LAST TIME AT THE MALL: Yesterday.. I work there!

LAST TIME I WERE EXCITED FOR SOMETHING: Right now! CHRISTMAS!

LAST PERSON I SAW: Alan xxx

LAST THING I DRANK: Water

LAST PERSON THAT BROKE MY HEART: Alan!

LAST TIME I WERE REALLY HONESTLY HAPPY?: RIght now! :D

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fermer The Longest Completely Random Survey Ever!

1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
Harry Potter!

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Course I would!

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
My mum!

4.Is that your natural hair color?
Nope!

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
6

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
Nope

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yep

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
A while and yes they do!

9.Can you lick your elbow?
Nobody can

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
Quite a few broken bones!!

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
Hmmmm....

12.Do you wear fake tan?
No i HATE the smell of it!

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
Its funny!

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
My room!

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water

16.Do fish make good pets?
Sure

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Can i have both?

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
Yes

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Sony Ericsson.. The only way to go!

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
Around €50

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Ron from work!

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
Sure!

23.When’ s the last time you showered
This morning before work!

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
God yes thats disgusting.

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
Double

26.Do you make your bed daily?
HA no!!

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
A lot

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
In the BOP office!

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
7

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
Yes

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Today.. I found Gillians reflex and then she fell out the door!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

32.Do you take compliments well?
No

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
Depends on where they are!

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
Fly

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
Of course!

36.Where does number one live?
the Hane!

37.Would you date them?
Oh ya! I fancy the arse off Lisa!

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
My daddy!!! lol!

39.What color of socks do you have on?
Purple

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
Loads! Top of my finger was chopped off when i was 7, scar across my knuckle cuz i cut it when i broke my ex's teeth, my knee where is got split open, the list is endless!

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Hour?

42.Have you bought anything today?
My lunch for work!

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
Yes

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
Behind me

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Afternoon!

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Yes

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
no idea!

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
I have one on my wall that i took of myself and i have no memory WHATSOEVER of doing so!!

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
Mcdonalds

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Never tasted Vimpto so ill say Irn Bru!

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Yuck

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
Nope

53.Lap top or pc?
Laptop

54.What color is your keyboard?
White

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
Eircom and I do

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
No but ive fallen backwards off a chair!

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
God yes! There is NOTHING funnier than someone falling!!

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
I did

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
No cuz i knew!

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
Im pretty much on between!

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
Worms

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
Obviously

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
No

64.Do you text or call more?
Text

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
I feel like i want to cause him a very painful death...

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Of course

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
My phone

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
Donnacha.. Hes 1 year old!

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
Ha yeh!

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
It is sometimes

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
€20 for one of those memory foam ones!

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Red

74.How many tv's in your house?
4

75.Type your name using only your elbow
wsaqrqaqh

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
Jesus no

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
God yes!

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
eh ya hello i rock!

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
No tonsils but my appendix are still intact!

80.Favourite sports to watch?
Hurling

81.Can you play Poker?
I can

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
Some people leave off the 'H'

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
Yes

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
Yes

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
No

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
No

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Whichever

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Both!

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
Ha yes i have!

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
Yeh they did

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
The wall... Hello wall...

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
Apart from the obvious?? Ive lost a few biros that were in my back pocket!

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
None of them. Yuck

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
I am!

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
I do! In Irish and English!

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
I started laughing does that count?

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
Yes!

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
Punch them in the face

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
Yes

100.How many times have you moved house?
Never

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
Theres a couple of kids in the creche i would love to make disappear!

102.Curtains or blinds?
Curtains

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
I can

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
No

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69 Things About Me

Height: 5'1" and a bit!
Weight: Dont own a scales!
Birthday: 19 February 1985
Town you were born in: Corcaigh
Single or Committed: Single after 3 years!!!
Favorite band: Dire Straits
Favorite sports team: Cork Hurling Team & Chelsea FC
Favorite drink: Water
Favorite getaway: Anywhere!
Favorite pasttime: Horse Riding
Favorite reality show: Hate reality tv
Best thing to ever happen to you: Theres a few things!
Favorite clothes: Anything comfy
Your hair color : Dyed red
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi Max
Do you kiss on the first date: Depends
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mix them together!
Favorite restaurant: Pearl River
Favorite movies: Harry Potter, Heart & Souls, etc
Love or money: Love
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes
Your ambition: Own my own pre-school, have a nice house and a family
Ever bungee jumped: Nope.. I skydived though!
Ever swam in the ocean: Yes
Ever been in love: Yes
Ever broken someones heart: Probably.. Dont we all at some stage
Had your heart broken: Yes
Broke a bone: Yes
Favorite TV show character: Fr Ted!
Cats or Dogs: Both
Pizza or Burger: Pizza
Your first crush: Cian who lived down the road when I was 8!!!
Ever lied to your parents: Of course!
Worst fear: Spiders & Dentist!
Your weakness: Handbags & PJ's! Ive loads!
Any tattoos: Back, Tummy and Wrist
Favorite subject in school: PE, Irish & French
Kisses or hugs: Hugs
Done anything you regret: Nope. No regrets only lessons!
Passive or aggressive: Aggressive
Morning or Evening: Either
Summer or Winter: Winter for CHRISTMAS!
Ever won a sports medal: Yep for karate, horse riding, swimming & running!
Ever been out of your country: Yep!
Your dream vacation: Route 66
Best gift you have received: There has been loads
Favorite Actor: Robert Deniro
Favorite Actress: Sandra Bullock
Best compliment someone gave you: Dunno
Do you hate anyone: Yes
Hip-hop or Rock: Rock
Favorite perfume: Dont have a favourite
Ever been fined by a traffic cop: Nope!
Country you: All of them!
Ever been to a drive-in-movie: Nope
Ever lied to teachers in school: Obviously!
Craziest thing you: Skydive i guess!
Your craziest dream in life: Dunno
Ever dyed your hair: Yep
City you live in: Corcaigh
Favorite day of the week: Saturday
Favorite childhood memory: Loads
Do you swear a lot: Yes
Ever puked at a party: Nope
Ever danced all night long: Yes
Have a crush on anyone: That would be telling!
Your best buddy these days: Lisa shes PURE daecent. Like. Pure. Weak,
Are you a health freak: God no
Vehicle you drive: Peugeot 206 called 'Ruby'

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11 Layers Of Me

Layer One: On the Outside
Full Name: Sarah Michelle Murphy
Birthday: 19 February 1985
Current Location: Corcaigh
Eye Color: All different colours!
Hair Color: Dyed red!
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Aquarious/Picses
Layer Two: On the Inside
Your Strengths: Not afraid to stand up for myself
Your Fears: Spiders & Dentist
Your Weaknesses: Impatient!
Ambition in life: Have a good job, nice house & a family
Layer Three: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: I dont want to get up!
Your bedtime: When im tired!
Your most missed memory: Just being a kid really!
Layer Four: Pick Your Choice
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi max
McDonald: Neither
Single or Group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Barrys
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mix those 2 together!
Cold Coffee or Hot Coffee: Neither
Layer Five: Do You
Smoke: No
Have a current crush: No
Think you: Yes
Want to get married: Yes
Believe in yourself: Not as much as i should
Think you: I wish
Layer Six: In the Past Month
Drank alcohol: Yes
Gone to the mall: Yes
Eaten Sushi: No
Gone skating: No
Dyed your hair: No
Layer Seven: Have Your Ever?
Played a stripping game: Yes
Gotten beaten up: No
Changed who you were to fit in: Yes
Layer Eight: Getting Old
Age you are hoping to be married: Late 20's
Layer Nine: Perfect Mate
Best Eye Color: Brown
Best Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Layer Ten: What were you doing...
1 Minute Ago: Typing this!
1 Hour Ago: Sleeping!
1 Day Ago: Working
1 Year Ago: In college!
Layer Eleven: Finish the Sentence
I Love: Sleeping
I Feel: In pain (wisdom tooth)
I Hate: Being in pain
I Hide: Under the covers
I Miss: My nana
I Need: Some breakfast!

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100 Stupid Questions

Are you scared of creepy creatures?: Im scared of spiders..
Are you scared of cockroaches?: YES!!
Do you get scared in the dark?: YES!!
What is your favorite day of the week?: Any day im off!
Your dream car: Opel Astra GTC or a Peugeot 207
Your dream vacation: Route 66!
In your next birth, you would love to be: A man.. They have it so easy!
In your past birth, you must have been: A twin!
Your favorite pizza topping is: Dominos Texas BBQ
How many kids do you want to have?: 4
Last TV channel you watched: TV3
What are you wearing right now?: Tracksuit bottoms & Hoodie!
What do you wear at night in bed?: P.J bottoms and a tshirt!
Your favorite toy in childhood: I loved my trolls, barbie and dinkies!
How many teeth do you have?: I dunno!
When did you last visit the dentist?: A couple of years ago and he sent me home cuz i was so afraid!
Which toothpaste do you use?: Whichever!
Your preferred toilet paper brand: Dont care once it does the job!
Three things you can: My family, My friends and My phone!
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be: Hugh Jackman..... Mmmmm...
Your dream celebrity date: See above!
Do you believe in aliens?: Has to be something out there!
Do you believe in ghosts and such?: YES
Favorite cocktail: Pina Colada or a June Bug!
Favorite fruit: Green Grapes!
Favorite flower: Lillies!
Have you puked at a party?: No
You would love to get a tattoo done on your: I have 3 and thats enough!
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting?: Yes
Do you cry easily?: Yes
Do you swear a lot?: Yes unfortunately
Favorite body part in the opposite sex: Eyes & Arms
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone: I dont do pick up lines!
What: Smurph
What: Smurph
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents?: God yes... OOPS!
The food you hate to eat: Sprouts! I wouldnt insult my mouth with them!
Your favorite breakfast cereal: Ready Brek wen its cold or wheetos!
Do you have any pets?: Yep!
If yes, describe your pets: Absie-Boy the cockatiel, Ron the hamster and Alfie the cat!
Which is your favorite holiday?: Route 66.. I'll get there some day..
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind?: Yes and its a really pathetic state to be in. never again.
Ever been in a car accident?: Yep but not a serious one!
The boy band you secretly listen to: I dont secretely listen to anything!
The body part you would love to get pierced: nose
When did you last diet to lose weight?: Right now!
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?: Groan about not wanting to get up!
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet?: Ew thats disgusting!!
Are you in love with someone these days?: No
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb?: No
Has anyone slapped you on the face?: No
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing?: Its all different colours!
Which is your favorite underwear brand?: Penneys!! lol!!
What is your favorite denim brand?: Penneys! Im broke!!
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be: Im not into designer labels!
Your first cell phone was: A GIANT brick of a motorola thing!
Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone?: Text! I HATE talking on the phone!
Are you a sensitive person?: Yes
Would you go for a one night stand?: Never
The romantic movie you like most: Heart & Souls.. gets me EVERY time!
The action movie you like most: Dont really know
Do you believe in heaven and hell?: No
Which is your most memorable trip with friends?: Birmingham when I was 16.. Never laughed that hard!
Which newspaper do you read daily?: None!
The magazines you like to read: Im not into magazines!
Your first job was: Restaurant in Roches Stores!
Did you have a best friend in school?: Yes
Which email service do you use most?: Gmail! It rocks!
Have you ever walked to save money?: Yep!
Where do you shop for clothes?: Penneys!!!
What was your pocket money as a kid?: Like £2 a week!
Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone?: I dont talk on the phone!
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these?: Sure! It passes the time!
If yes, do you have too much free time?: No not really!!
One memory you wish you could erase: Theres a few
Any sport, you are really good at: I rocked Karate and Hurling
In your purse, you keep a photo of: J.B, my family and friends
Do you take any medicine daily?: Just vitamins
Have you ever lied about your age?: Of course!
The last person you kissed was: J.B today! I got a big wet one off him!!!
The last country you visited: Germany!
Do you need music while you are studying?: No
A song you loved as a kid: Walk of LIfe - Dire Straits was and still is my favourite!
Any kiddie song you still remember: All of them!
Habits you hate in others: Smoking, excessive drinking
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey?: 10000000000
One habit of yours, you wish you could change?: impatience and i can be quite jealous
Do you brush twice a day?: Yep!
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning?: 10 minutes!
Are you a day person or a night person?: Day person!
Your favorite cartoon character: Daffy Duck
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime?: Of course!
Any word or sentence you repeat often: fanny
Describe your computer monitor: Its a screen
One book you are dying to read: none that im DYING to read!
One movie you are dying to see: HARRY POTTER IN JULY!
One music album you are dying to hear: None
How much time did you take to complete this survey?: 10 minutes
Don: Sure!

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63 Annoying Questions Survey

Song that always makes you sad: Over my shoulder - Mike & The Mechanics
Last thing you bought: Petrol!
Last person you argued with: Dunno! prob Alan!
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: Yep!
One of your nicknames as a kid: smurph
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: God no!!!
Favorite day of the week: Any day i have off!
Favorite Sundae topping: Caramel!
Did you take Piano lessons: Nope im self taught! :D
Most frequent song played: Walk of Life - Dire Straits!
TV show you secretly enjoy: None secretely!
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: either or!
Date someone older or younger: older
One place you could travel right now: Route 66... my dream
Do you use umbrellas: i always leve it in the car or at home!
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: Yes! in Irish AND English!
Favorite Cheese: ooooh i cant pick!
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: my chemical romance
Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes
Best job you ever had: never had a job i loved!
Did you go to your high school prom: Yep! With Chucky!
Perfect time to wake up: naturally as in with no alarm!
Perfect time to go to bed: When im tired!
Do you use your queen right away in chess: No you cant you have to use a pawn first!
Ever been in a car accident: Yes.. Not a serious one!
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: My mum probably
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: My Mr Sexy!! hee hee!!
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: 80's
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: my runners!
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: yeh i have my first ever karate suit! its so small!!
Were you in track and field: eh.. no?
Were you ever in a school talent show: nope
Have you ever written in a library book: haha yeh!! Who hasnt done that?!
Allergic to: milk and brufen
Favorite fruit: green grapes
Have you watched sex and the city: Yep i love it!
Baseball hat or toque: dunno wat the 2nd one is!!
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: it varies! I like to mix things up!!
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: WET!
Pen or pencil: pen
Have you ever gambled at a casino: dont think so
Have you thrown up on a plane: nope! Very nearly comin back from Birmingham... Jesus...
Have you thrown up in a car: Yep!
Have you thrown up at work: Yep!
Do you scream on roller coasters: Sometimes!
Who was your first prom date: Chucky!
Who was your first roommate: Never had one!
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: No idea!!
What was your first job: Restaurant in Roches Stores!
What was your first car: Fiat Siecento!! Lola!!
When did you first go to a funeral: dunno.. i was little
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: never have!
Who was your first grade teacher: My first teacher was Mrs o Connor!
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: When i was around 10!! haha!
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: Aine and Laura and nope on both counts!!
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: havent yet!
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: i dont do calls but i always text Alan xx
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: My brothers wedding!
What is the first thing you do in the morning: wake up!!
What was the first concert you attended: oohh i think it was boyzone when i was 11!!!!!
First tattoo or piercing: piercing was my ears and tattoo was my back
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: i was 8 going to the canaries!
First celebrity crush: MARK KNOPFLER!!!

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    How many people on your top friends have you slept in the same bed with?
    A few!

    What are your plans for today?
    Im going to bed in a min

    What is your favorite tv show?
    Desperate Housewives

    Do you miss the way things used to be?
    I do sometimes

    Have you ever kissed a brown haired blue eyed person?
    Yes

    Who was the last person to phone you?
    Ber

    Would you ever live with anyone on your top friends?
    I would

    Is there anyone you wish would just fall off a cliff?
    Yes

    What school did/do you go to?
    Coláiste an Chroi Naofa

    Did/do you like it there?
    I loved 5th Year!

    Whats the last thing you ate?
    Snack bar

    Drank?
    Pepsi max

    Are you tan?
    Far from it

    What grade are you going to be in?
    Been there done that

    Do you always wear make up?
    no

    Who is your favorite person to be with?
    My Niece and Nephew!

    Do you like the people in your city?
    Some of them

    What do you think of people who smoke?
    I dont mind once they dont do it in front of me

    Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
    Both

    What's your favorite Gatorade flavor?
    None of them

    Do you care what others think about you?
    No

    What are you excited about?
    Holidays!!

    Do you think a lot of people think bad things about you?
    I dont care!

    Do you regret doing anything this week?
    No

    How late did you stay up last night?
    12 or something

    Are you growing apart from someone close?
    I don't think so... I hope not

    0 commentaires 57 jours

  • Only In Dublin!!!!!

    These are genuine clips from Dublin City Council complaint letters - so read and enjoy how others put their thoughts into words …

    1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

    2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it any more.

    3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow.

    4. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.

    5. I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.

    6. And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.

    7. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof.. I think it was bad wind the other night that blew them off.

    8. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand?

    9. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.

    10. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path? My wife tripped and fell on it, yesterday, and now she is pregnant.

    11. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.

    12. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and 50% are plain filthy.

    13. I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.

    14. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.

    15. Will you please send a man to look at my water; it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.

    16. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces..

    17. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6:00 a..m. his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me.

    18. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

    19. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it.

    20. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night.

    21. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.

    22. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times, but I still have no satisfaction.

    23. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2.

    2 commentaires 92 jours

  • ......


    1. Name something that made u smile today
    My little nephew xx
    2. What were u doing at 8:00 this morning?
    Sleeping... Ah the life of the unemployed!!!! :L
    3. What were u doing 30 minutes ago?
    I was in the BOP office!
    4. What was something that happened to u in 1992?
    I went into 1st class!! :L
    5. What is ur mum's name?
    Fin
    6.Three words to explain why u last threw up?
    Yucky Tummy Bug!!
    7. What color is ur hairbrush?
    Black
    8. What was the last thing u bought?
    A 2nd BOP tshirt!
    9.Where do u keep your money?
    What money??
    10.What was the weather like today?
    Rainy... Surprise Surprise...
    11.Where was your last hug?
    In my house today!
    12.What are u excited about?
    BELARUS!
    13. Are u very random?
    I can be i guess!
    14. Do u want to cut your hair?
    No its ok
    15. Are u over the age of 25?
    Nope!
    16.Do u talk a lot?
    Not really
    17. Do u watch The O.C.?
    No
    18. Does ur screen name have an "x" in it?
    No
    20. Do u make up your own words?
    Yes! My favourite being "durikulus"
    21. Are u ticklish?
    VERY
    23. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "V"?
    ehhhhh... Viv from BOP!!
    24.Who's the last person to text u?
    Alan
    25. Do u chew on your straws?
    I do
    26.Do u have curly hair?
    Nope
    27.What is the next concert ur going to?
    Elton John hopefully
    28. Where did u go today?
    Town, Pizza Hut, BOP Office and Home!
    29. What is something u say a lot?
    Basterdan and Durikulus
    30. Have u seen the movie 'Donnie Darko'?
    Yes
    31. Do u have school tommorow?
    Im a grown up!
    32. Who was the last person u said "I love you" to?
    J.B
    33. What should u be doing right now?
    Nothing!
    34. Do u have a nickname?
    Smurph
    35.Are u a heavy sleeper?
    I can be
    36. What are you listening to?
    My cat Alfie purring!
    37. What is the best movie uv seen in the past two weeks?
    Wolverine and I Love You, Man
    38. Is there anyone u like right now?
    There is
    39.When was the last time u did the dishes?
    Yesterday

    Don’t Lie Survey

    1. Last cigarette:
    Around 6 years ago
    2. Last alcoholic drink:
    Last week.. But im about to crack open a bottle of Kopperberg mixed berry!
    3. Last phone call:
    Yesterday
    4. Last text message
    About 15 minutes ago
    5. Last CD played:
    A mixed cd i made myself
    6. Last bubble bath:
    2 weeks ago
    7. Last time you cried:
    No idea
    8. Last meal:
    Pizza Hut at around 2pm

    Have You’s

    1. Have u ever dated the same person twice?
    I have
    2. Have u ever been cheated on?
    Yes

    0 commentaires 187 jours

fermer The Best Profile Survey


Name :   Sarah Michelle Murphy
Nick Name :   Smurph
Birthdate :   19/02/1985
Birthplace:   Corcaigh!
Current Location:   Corcaigh!
Eye Color:   Greeny/brown!
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   Just over 5'1"
Weight:   Dont own a scales!
Piercings:   7
Tatoos:   3
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Alan xx
Vehicle:   "Ruby" The smurph-mobile!!
Overused Phrase:   Oh really? Bastern cunt or Fanny!
FAVORITES
Food:   Pizza, Chinese and pasta!
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Pearl River!
Candy:   Chocolate and lots of it!!
Number:   5
Color:   Blue
Animal:   All animals!
Drink:   Bacardi breezer, Koperberg, Pepsi max
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Depends on the guy really!
Perfume:   Elixabeth Arden - Provocative Woman!
TV Show:   Friends, Fr Ted, Supernanny etc
Music Album:   Dire Straits - Brothers in Arms
Movie:   Heart & Souls
Actor/Actress:   Robert Deniro,Robert Downey Jr,Edward Norton
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi Max
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Neither really but McDonalds i suppose..
Chocolate or Vanilla   Mix those two together!!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot chocolate or TEA!!!
Kiss or Hug:   Both
Dog or Cat:   Both
Rap or Punk:   Punk
Summer or Winter:   Summer for sunshine, Winter for CHRISTMAS!!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny
Love or Money:   Love
YOUR...
Bedtime:   When im tired!
Most Missed Memory:   My childhood in general!
Best phyiscal feature:   I dont have one
First Thought Waking Up:   UUUUUUURRRRGGGHHHH..
Ambition:   To be a preschool teacher, married with 4 kids a nice house
Best Friends:   Lisa, Debbie, Nat
Weakness:   Insecurity
Fears:   Spiders and the Dentist! Or a spider dentist!
Longest relationship:   2 1/2 years & Counting!
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Never but i have been cheated on.. Hurts..
Ever been beaten up:   God no.. they tried.. but no..
Ever beaten someone up:   Yes but only in self defence..
Ever Shoplifted:   Ehhh.. I was young!
Ever Skinny Dipped:   No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   Yes
Been Dumped Lately:   Nope!
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Blue
Favorite Hair Color:   Brown
Short or Long:   Short
Height:   6'4
Style:   Oasis!
Looks or Personality:   Personality
Hot or Cute   Both
Muscular or Really Skinny:   In between!
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Barbados
How do you want to Die:   Thats very morbid.. In my sleep..
Been to the Mall Lately:   Sure!
Get along with your Parents:   Most of the time!
Health Freak:   I wish!
Do you think your Attractive:   God no
Believe in Yourself:   Not as much as i should
Want to go to College:   I am in college
Do you Smoke:   Never its disgusting
Do you Drink:   Yes!
Shower Daily:   Yes!
Been in Love:   Yes!
Do you Sing:   Only in the car!
Want to get Married:   Yes!
Do you want Children:   Yep I want 4! 2 of each please!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Been there done that!
Hate anyone:   Yes but lets not name names!
Get Your Own survey.....

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  • Amy K
    Amy K

    thats brillant girl!!!! u going 2 graduation??

    Il y a 1 jour
  • Pinkbutterfly
    Pinkbutterfly

    Me either hun:DD so excitinggggg:DD
    The toy show next week should be good too:DD x

    Il y a 3 jours
  • Pinkbutterfly
    luv Pinkbutterfly

    8O7 hours:DD woohoo:D :L :D x

    Il y a 3 jours
  • Pinkbutterfly
    luv Pinkbutterfly

    Aw thats great hun that ya have it all finished now:D
    ive still to get a good few bits in....And do alota wrapping:L

    I wonder why hes not rescheduling the dublin show??:o thats odd that hes rescheduling all the other ones besides the dublin one:/ Maybe he'll play here another time.

    Today the weather seems to be abit better,hows it there hun?x

    Il y a 4 jours
  • Amy K
    Amy K

    hey how u keeping how did the scan go??

    Il y a 6 jours via Mobile
  • Janice
    Janice

    hahaha!!! we be like 2 fat turkeys for xmas!!! :L :L how bad!! any excuse to stuff our faces!!! skitting at the baby poppys!!! at least their a bit healthy!!! ive no cravings but im always wanting strawberry jelly!!!!! k ive cravings!!!! :L :L

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Pinkbutterfly
    luv Pinkbutterfly

    God it must be a great zoom on it is it hun??
    Yeh the pix are fab hun:)

    Ah im grand thanks hun,got abita christmas shopping done but ive still loads to do:L
    Have you got much left to get?
    Only 37 days left:DD :DD

    Thanks for the love,have some back hun:P x x x

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Kelly Raymond
    luv Kelly Raymond

    good good..looks absolute class hun xx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Christina O
    Christina O

    thats good babe:) :) . i say so hun. i't won't be long now and he or she will be out. The months will fly.
    xxxxxxx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Janice
    Janice

    ah that great news!!! may wont be long comin around!! are u starting 2 get a bump??!! :D sophies bday is the 25th may!!! im having lots of scans girl...theres a few problems with my little baby but hopefully all will turn out ok...fingers crossed...i jus booked 3D scan for saturday i cant wait!!! the baby have cleft lip and palate so going to see how severe it is...is ur sickness passed?? xxx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Pinkbutterfly
    luv Pinkbutterfly

    Aw pet the pics are brill:) ya were real close to the stage:D lucky you:D
    I saw a few vids on youtube,it looked brill:)
    Hows all with you huhn?? x x x

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Christina O
    luv Christina O

    hey babe.
    just seening ur scan picture. it's soo cute babe. it's soo clear.
    xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Pinkbutterfly
    luv Pinkbutterfly

    Let me know when ya put up the pix hun:)
    Have some loveage:P x x x

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Kelly Raymond
    luv Kelly Raymond

    good luck 2morrow girl xx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Janice
    luv Janice

    hey hun best of luck 2mro for ur scan!!!! :D get to see ur little cutie!!!! how are u feeling?? try an post a pic when u get um!! xx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Christina O
    luv Christina O

    hey babe. aw thats going to be cute like. ya hun i would want it to be a surprise aswell. are ya, how was the weather hun. did ya have a nice break? ya girlie can't wait now. u?? i no ya it's crap like:( :( , u should be allowed to bring how much ppl u want in moderstion of course.
    xxxx

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Kelly Raymond
    luv Kelly Raymond

    no bothers..any other sca wirth ya lol

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • Pinkbutterfly
    Pinkbutterfly

    Heya hun:) Im great thanks:) no news really hun.....
    Glad ya had a great time in lanzarote:) what was the weather like there??
    Aww bet your excited for the scan hun?:DD
    Yeh defo text me a pic hun,id luv ta see it:P awww.....
    Have ya started your christmas shopping hun?I have but ive loads more to get:O
    I want ta see that animated version of 'A Christmas Carol',it looks great:D
    Are ya excited for the bsb concert pet? x x x

    Il y a 2 semaines
  • Fiona
    Fiona

    no wont be at the party now this year unless Peter wants me to go again lol, i havent even a clue where our own xmas party is this year thats actaully where i met Gary at the work xmas party lol

    Il y a 3 semaines
  • Christina O
    Christina O

    are ya that so exciting, im so happy for u. im good babe. went out last nite twas a good nite. u going to find out if it's a boy or girl hun?
    xxxx

    Il y a 3 semaines