No nae partying it up doon here, cant be arsed we that. Try partying till 3 in the morning and then get up at 6am and do a 12hour shift, it aint happening like, lol.

Have you been doing anything to the house lately? Is the shed still standing up right?? lol.

Yo dude,

Hows the dog been? It been pissing everywhere yet?

In da congo at the mo, onshore so nae bad. Wish i wiz hame tho to see the girlfriend but thats life, sucks eh, lol.

Any joy in selling the red beast?

Yo yo yo dude, hows ur time off been up to now? Hows the two motors doing?

Well heading off today so thats another month past!!!

Yo yo yo dude, its all hanging good. Fine to be hame min?

Had a fine trip at hame, busy doing my bathroom and it nearly finished. Dad painting it so finished this week.

Whats the plans this time?

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Seem like every1 is moving over to facebook now adays anyway.

Thing are super duper dude here, hame last thur so been golfing and the wife just came hame on sat from her holidays. Wee lad goes back to school next tue so will have him for abit.

Hows life in cove been doing? You been up to much in ur time off?

Hey brother from another mother, hows the word on the street with ya? Heading hame inite, bring it on beer n sleeping tablets, lol. What u been up to? Mite be having a nite out in aberdeen in a few weeks if u n kirsty fancy it.

Piece out dog

Did you stay the weekend in edinburgh, its a fine place to chill out in eh. Hows the motors looking?

Trip has been slow, had a few problems so had to change out a tree so have to bloddy test another one!!!! Going onshore on wednesday so thats boost. Got another 2 weeks to then head hame.

Fan u heading offshore?

Thats no acceptable, lol

Had did kirsty get on with her graduation, tell her comgrats from me. Whats was happening in edinburgh?

Sun, aberdeen, never. Its just fogging there is it not, lol. It quite chilly doon here, its their winter.

Hey fran, hows life treating you iday? Your not going to believe this but its quite cold down here in congo, where is the sun? Is it in aberdeen?

Any scandal?

Hey fran my man, fits the scoop inite? Enjoying ur time off?

Seem like everyone is heading up to rock fest this weekend, hopifully the sun will be shining for it. There a few of you's heading up?

Wee lad is fine i think, cant get a hold of her so no change there!!! I'll be heading hame on wednesday.

Hello Francis. Hows things? Do you think Jeremy Kyle would marry me is I asked him? xx

Word up dude, hows it hanging? What you been up to?

So how long will you be out there then dude? What is it you cutting? Yeah work is going at a fine speed at the mo, testing our equipment but they are drilling just now.

So whats the plans for the new motor then? Did kirsty get the pug sold? Think you will have to have more than one shed to keep the spare parts for BOTH motors, lol.

Hey my little hairy friend, hows it going? You still pushing paper over at BP?

Two cars, your defo making the coin then, lol.

Well this trip is going nae 3 bad, just going at a fine speed.

Still there are ya, when u gettin offshore?

Two cars, look whos making the money now, lol. Thats fine, it better than the red one?

Yeah this trip has been quick and i seem to have done feck all as well, lol.

You get ur gutter done min, oh and is ur shed still standing, lol!!!!

Peace out

Word up homie, whats the word on the street with ya? I'm still got a week at hame so having the wee lad. Fits ur crack iday? Any joy with the motor?

Turkey, fine to get a break eh. What else have you been up to? Just over a week to go, yipppeee!!!

So what you doing on your days off?? Doing stuff to the house? Thats us finally going to get busy the day, wa hey!!!! The next 2 weeks are going to be busy.