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La Bamba

Bí liom ag déanamh LA BAMBA
(La bambadum)
Bí liom ag déanamh LA BAMBA,
Is deantar e,
Le béaganín grásta,
(La bambadum)
Le béaganín grásta,
Is bi go reidh,
Is bi go reidh,
Is bi go reidh,

Cúrfa:
LA LA BAMBA,
LA LA BAMBA,
LA LA BAMBA,
LA LA BAMBA,

Seo é Rann na Feirste,
(La bambadum)
Seo é Rann na Feirste,
Le ceol agus spraoi,
Ag foghlaim na GAELIGE,
(Ag foghlaim cad é?)
Ag foghlaim na GAELIGE,
Is maith liom í,
Is maith liom í,
Is maith liom í,

Cúrfa:
LA LA BAMBA,
LA LA BAMBA,
LA LA BAMBA,
LA LA BAMBA,

1. Operator...give me the number for 911!

2. Release the hounds!

3. I had a cat called snowball, she died she died. Mom said she was sleeping, she lied! She lied!

4. What kind of pet shop is full of jazz music, dandys and partying maniacs at 3am? .......The best damn pet shop in town!

5. Marge, I love you, and I can tell from your basic level of courtesy that you love me too!

6. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

7. Here's to alcohol, the cause of... and solution to... all life's problems...

8. Here comes the friendship boat! Dang, lost a fingernail..well thats the problem with being anorexic!

9. Arghhh that racoon stole my lamb chop!

10. I bent my wookie.

11. Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."

12. *Steven Tyler adressing the crowd at Moe's*
"Hellllloooooo Saint Loouuuuuiiiiisssss!!!!!"

13. If he's so smart how come he's dead?

14. Hi, i'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such self-help videos as "smoke yourself thin" and "get confident, stupid!"

15. "I cannae do it captain. I cannae reach th' controls!!"
(Scottie in Star Trek XII - So very very tired) ????

16. I am the Lizard Queen!!

17. Stupid like a fox!..

18. Doh!

19. simpson homer simpson he's the greatest man history from the town of springfield he's about to hit a chestnut tree argh!!!

20. philip slttery.... LE GRILL??????? WHAT the HELL is a LE GRILL

21. Duff Man never dies, only the actors who play him...

22. Thats not a knife....this is a knife, thats a spoon, awww i see you've played knifey spoony before!

23. the wolves are at ole gills door

24.When a woman says nothings wrong, everythings wrong. When a woman says everythings wrong, EVERYTHINGS wrong! and when a woman says somethings not funny, you better not laugh
your ass off!

25. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow...

26. paddling the school canoe thats a paddling

27. Saxamaphone...

28. Judge Schneider has had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over her dog...actually,replace the word "accidentally" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son".

29. Judge Schneider: My grandmother made that quilt.
Homer: So..It cost u nothing!!

30. Its true... A rageaholic just cant live without rageahol

31. Thank you!!! come again!!!

£2. Everybody get naked!!

33. Don't worry I'll just pull my legs out with my hands, and now i'll pull my hands out with my face.

34. *Homer on the death of his father Abe*
Yes I told him I loved him, but I never told him I was IN love with him

35. Banner: Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?
Barney: Yes...?

36. Ralph: I'll iron you

37.Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such

38.Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

39.Rev.Lovejoy: This just shows how we can all live together, christian, jew, miscellaneous... Apu: there are several hundred thousand of us you know!!!Rev.Lovejoy: That's super!

40. It ws the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! stupid monkey!!

41. "I don't apologise to people Lisa, I'm sorry but that's just the way I am."

42. "Internet eh? Flandcrust Enterprises eh? Maud eh?"

43. "It's just a little airborn, it's still good, it's still good!"

44. Homer *sings* : "Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from workie!"

45. wellity wellity WELLITY!

46. "Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I'd like to borrow some money." "Certainly, Mr Burns. Could you give me your first name?" "I...don't know."

47. Ah, Ah, Ah, table five t

1.) That's not right................. Sum Ting Wong

2.) Are you harbouring a fugitive?............ Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3.) See me asap................. Kum Hia Nao

4.) Stupid man.................. Dum Fuk

5.) Small horse................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6.) Did you go to the beach?.............. Wai Yu So Tan?

7.) I bumped into a coffee table.......... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

8.) I think you need a face lift.......... Chin Tu Fat

9.) It's very dark in here................ Wai so dim?

10.) I thought you were on a diet.......... Wai yu Mun Chin?

11.) this is a toe away zone............... No Pah King

12.) Our meeting is scheduled for next week....... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13.) Staying out of sight.................. Lei Ying Lo

14.) He's cleaning his automobile................. Wa Shin Ka

15.) You have B.O....................... Yu Stin Ki Pu

16.) Great!............................
. Fa Kin Su Pa