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Exams and other shite to do yet though...
Lisbon 2 =
"Protocol No. 6 to the Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms concerning the abolition of the death penalty
as amended by Protocol No. 11
The member States of the Council of Europe,...
Article 2 – Death penalty in time of war
A State may make provision in its law for the death penalty in respect of acts committed in time of war or of imminent threat of war; such penalty shall be applied only in the instances laid down in the law and in accordance with its provisions. The State shall communicate to the Secretary General of the Council of Europe the relevant provisions of that law.
- but some retards (not looking at anyone in particular..) don't care about politics...
- Music (in no order, apart from the first few...
- Mr. Bungle, Therapy?, Love, Joy Division, Cephalic Carnage, Locust, Neurosis, Beach Boys, Beatles, Pink Floyd, Dead Kennedys, Elliott Smith, Big Black, Fantomas, Lovage, Peeping Tom, Secret Chiefs 3, Faith No More, Opeth, Tomahawk, Grandaddy, Modest Mouse, Eels, Botch, Burnt by the Sun, Mastodon, Mogwai Rory Gallagher, The Bad Plus, Weezer, Taste, Whipping Boy, Down, Nofx, Rancid, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Jimi Hendrix, Leonard Cohen, The Clash, Syd Barrett, Grandaddy, Sly and the Family Stone, Jethro Tull, King Crimson, Beck, The Blue Velvets, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby Stills and Nash, Cream, Gackt, Isis, Malice Mizer, Sublime, Pixies, Alkaline Trio, Nick Drake, Radiohead, Black Sabbath, Yes, Nine Inch Nails, Smashing Pumpkins, Dinosaur Jr, Sonic Youth, Muddy Waters, Converge, Pistols, Manics, System Of A Down, Strapping Young Lad, Melvins, Cat Stevens, Buck 65
- Music Continued (yes there was really that much)
- 50 Foot Wave, Buffalo Springfield, Pantera, Slayer, Simon & Garfunkel, Parliament, Squarepusher, Talking Heads, Wire, John Coltrane, Agorophobic Nosebleed, Stiff little Fingers, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Aphex Twin, Broken Social Scene, Prodigy, Bloodbath, Buddy Rich, Queens of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Nomeansno, System Of A Down, Divine Comedy, Charles Manson, My Bloody Valentine, Kyuss, Echo and the Bunnymen, Primus, Deep Purple, MC Abdominal, Led Zep, Black Flag, Heatmiser Husker Du, The Birthday Party, REM, TELEVISION, Neutral Milk Hotel, Minutemen, Descendents, Sleep Terror, Eagles Of Death Metal, Nile, The End, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Neil Young, Anal Blast, Velvet Underground, Super Furry Animals, Lou Reed, The Smiths, The Cure, Kristin Hersh, Ramones, LCD Soundsystem, Boards of Canada, Air, Beethoven, Chopin, Kraftwerk, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, Rachmaninoff, Daft Punk, Flaming Lips...
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- CCFC, LFC, If i could surf i probably would. Pillow fighting, pillow biting, giant snake tapping, hoola hooping rodeo.
Oh and eh NHL. New Jersey Devils bitches. - Scared Of
- Car accidents, Spiders, Sleep (well more an apprehension), Born again Christians, Extremists of any form, Death (see sleep), losing my hands (bye bye Music, Writing, and Drawing...), Vanity in other people, and myself!
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- Eh, fucking playing music. Yes on stage in Cyprus Ave. was about as happy as it gets for me
Listening to music
Doing things.
Talking about music.
I would quite happily engage in discussions about everything from the history of hardcore punk to the history of g-funk rap....
the shiznit...
Doing girls...
like a stud...
i swear i am
really i just want some love i suppose...
some lovin...
LOVE ME! - Films/TV
- Kevin Smith Movies, Trey Parker and Matt Stone movies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Werner Herzog movies, Happiness, Harmony Korines movies (Gummo, Julien Donkey Boy etc.) Old classics (casablanca, gone with the wind, citizen kane etc.), new futuristic movies (a scanner darkly, first matrix, v for vendetta etc.), any decent movies about computers or music. Kubrick Films, stupid stoner flicks, even shit ones like Pauly Shore movies have their charms for me. eh...ah there's like a billion films i like.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, My Name Is Earl, Trailer Park Boys...etc... - Quotes
- "I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth."
-Bill Hicks
"Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you."
-Ditto
"A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
-description of me by hunter s.
"Are there actually women in the world who don't like to give blowjobs?"
- Bill Hicks
"So i asked my girlfriend to let me fuck her between the tits, she said oh yeah? how are you gonna make that good for me? I said right before i cum i'll stop punching you in the face!"
-Doug Stanhope
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The symptoms of a "broken heart" can manifest themselves through psychological pain but for many the effect is physical. Although the experience is regarded commonly as indescribable, the following is a list of common symptoms that occur:
* A perceived tightness of the chest, similar to an anxiety attack
* Stomach ache and/or loss of appetite
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* Suicidal thoughts (in extreme cases)
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* Fatigue
* The thousand-yard stare
* Constant or frequent crying
* A feeling of complete emptiness
* In extreme cases, death[4]
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The Cleric
It was a November evening, darkness overtook the sun in a battle lost ever earlier as the weeks passed. Cold air crept after Terence Julien, biting at his heels moving the young man to walk more briskly, as he pressed onwards toward the cleric’s house. The issue at hand was of utmost importance, an earnest enquiry that demanded immediate attention. An artistic dilemma which had been growing in his psyche for months, year’s maybe… This in turn had begun to tear apart his entire livelihood. Julien had upset the painter's guild, who in turn had informed the philosophers and they had intervened and contacted the local religious authority.
In the year of our lord, saviour, and ultimate church of gospel creed dogma, 2109, he experienced what his peers described as a “full mental collapse”, but which Julien himself regarded as the turning point. He painted a “nude” figure. While this was relatively common and not seen as blasphemous, provided that the painting was realistic, and genitalia was masked with cloth. The human form was scene as god's greatest achievment, his masterpiece which the human race could learn from by attempting weakly to mimic it on paper. It was the particular positioning of the model which drew offence. The guild had deemed it pornography, and when Julien suggested that the bible was filled with the profane, without logical or allegorical explanation, he was sternly warned that his actions were not appreciated.
Henceforth Julien had slowly broken tabboo after tabboo, each of which had been firmly in place for as long as anyone alive could remember, certainly since the incident. Wave after wave, building up in him like a crescendo. He screamed to anyone who could hear that the skies above were not the home of god, but the resting place of empty space. Needless to say his opinions were hostile, and much of his work was soon banned. However he had not yet been refused the right to continue to practise. A slap on the wrist is all the authorities had intended for him, until he finally went too far.
The dank and mouldy walls of the rooms in the Cleric’s house had for some time been sinking into a state of disrepair. Since the incident not much headway had been made on any affair that involved the aesthetic. Taking pride in ones home was considered heinously sinful, and the more dishevelled a person’s home, the greater their esteem among peers and neighbours. In truth however since the incident, very little by way of home supplies could be obtained, and what could be salvaged from the warehouses had long since been used. This was the world Julien had been born into, though he knew as everyone knew, that it had not always been this way.
The Cleric was an old, white haired and rosy cheeked man. He had a generally kindly exterior, which masked an enquiring nature, but his advice was sought by all, as it was seen as sage and sound. “Father”, Julien paused and regarded the old man, “I need you to show me the way forward”, he reached for the wooden tube he had crafted from ash to hold his portfolio and unfurled his latest work on the Clerics old oak table. The scene he had crafted from oils portrayed an old man looking into a mirror, the reflected image showed the image of his younger self. Julien had called the work “reflection” and it was his first imaginative work, and this was the root of his current predicament. It was conisdered a mortal sin to paint the imaginary.
“My boy”, the cleric was nearly whispering now, “by painting the imaginary, you illustrate your personal, sinful worldview and your own twisted thoughts. You equate our lord God and saviour Jesus Holy Christ, whos image you are privelidged to paint for us, with the inner workings of your mind. But he is beyond your mind! You may paint his earth, the gifts of his bounty he has delivered to us through his brilliance and sympathy for our plight, but no more”. Julien waited and when the Cleric remaine0 Comments 318 days
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| Name : | Patrik Hammond | |
| Nick Name : | The way, The Truth, and the Light. | |
| Birthdate : | 30-6-1987 | |
| Birthplace: | Erinville Hospital Cork. | |
| Current Location: | My Chair. | |
| Eye Color: | Blue | |
| Hair Color: | Dark brown | |
| Height: | Somewhere about 5' 9'' | |
| Weight: | 10 1/2 st. | |
| Piercings: | Not yet, probably not ever. | |
| Tatoos: | Not Yet, definitely. | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Yeah, both. | |
| Vehicle: | A mountain bike, summer may change that, depending where i g | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Any kinda chicken. Steak. | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Fionnbarras/Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures/Tonys | |
| Candy: | Ferrero rocher :P | |
| Number: | 23 | |
| Color: | Black | |
| Animal: | Lyre Bird | |
| Drink: | Coffee | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Depends. | |
| Perfume: | None | |
| TV Show: | Brasseye | |
| Music Album: | Joy Division - Unknown Pleasures. Hard to pick one though. | |
| Movie: | Citizen Kane | |
| Actor/Actress: | Steve Buscemi, or maybe Crispin Glover. | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | Neither | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Coffee...with hot chocolate in it.... | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Kiss. And Hug. | |
| Dog or Cat: | Both. | |
| Rap or Punk: | Both. | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny. | |
| Love or Money: | Love. | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | about 12 now. | |
| Most Missed Memory: | My Grandfather | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | My funnybone. | |
| Ambition: | Make a living doing what i love. | |
| Best Friends: | Colm, Munt, Pud, sixmilewater, pretty much everyone. | |
| Weakness: | Too angry sometimes. | |
| Fears: | Growing old gracefully. | |
| Longest relationship: | 7 months. | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Once when i was lickle. Not since nope. | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Yuss, primary school was fun wasn't it. | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | Yup, secondary school was fun wasn't it. | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | I remember robbing a can of lucozade from tesco in Paul st. | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | Yup. | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | Never!!! I am a strict god abiding jesus fan | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | Yup | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Blue, but green is good too...or yellow...or pink... | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Dark. Light. Green. | |
| Short or Long: | Medium | |
| Height: | Smaller than me | |
| Style: | I don't have it so wouldn't expect it. | |
| Looks or Personality: | Poisonality. | |
| Hot or Cute | Cute. | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | Why are the choices | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Holland, again. | |
| How do you want to Die: | Balls deep in some hooker, tonns of smack in me at 99 y.o. | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | The south mall? | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Yes, they're amazing people. | |
| Health Freak: | Yes. I just don't show it. | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | Hells yeah, i pop a woody shaving! (no) | |
| Believe in Yourself: | I am forced beyond my will to. | |
| Want to go to College: | Nearly done in College. | |
| Do you Smoke: | Yes. Cannabis Sativa and Indica. | |
| Do you Drink: | Not really anymore, it's a waste of good time. | |
| Shower Daily: | Yup. Pretty much. | |
| Been in Love: | I think so. | |
| Do you Sing: | Semi-professionally at this point. Get rid of that semi! | |
| Want to get Married: | Depends. I'm not much into that Church malarky. | |
| Do you want Children: | I don't know. Probably not. | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | 2 | |
| Hate anyone: | Hate leads to the dark side! | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
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Rachel Morley
Hello dear Chief!
First of all - I drew a fabulous white-board drawing for you... But on my page... Hmm.
Sorry for not being in touch in so long - I've been crazily busy but I don't know what with...
Anywho, your lovely Pencil Man creation & indeed all your men - Robot Man, Smiley Man & so on, somehow reminded me of The Shoe People cartoon. Do you remember it? It inspired the drawing of the dazzling Ballet Shoe Lady... I've managed to turn her into a googly-eyed monster...
How's alll with you? How have you keeping?
You all set for graduation? I finally got a dress sorted... My God, it was a struggle.
Lately most of time is taken up with the pup.. He's the most amazing little creature in the world!!
I'm training him to be a super-dog.. Or at least trying. I got a book, How To Train a Super-Dog. Make no bones about it.
I love him.. So so much! Have you seen his pictures?
He's the best!
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Blathin
Hehe ur forgiven 4 ur general bebo hate!!
Ahh since u were such a cool bad ass baby ur self in general as the evidence shows ul hav no prob!! I think the babies will find it refreshing 2 find some1 hu is on their level!! 
Only messin.....
Uv got the mallow blues?!
I c u noticed the nightimeness of my holiday!! Hehe im glad 2 c u only got as far as the more sober pics!!
Aww cool what does ur sis wanna do?
Joseph is gud.....2 words tho colic and crying!! They r not ur friends...!!
Im on msn but i hav lyk 2 friends cause i dont no any1 on it nd was forced 2 join!! Whats ur address thingy?
I c so u outgrew it all....interesting!!
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Blathin
Howd-ie!!
A racecar.......il remember that 4 nxt yr so!!!
Nd im sure u miss gud ole luimneach(a.k.a city of stab!!) with a passion!!!
Im not up2 much now either....im also jobless! But njoyn the babysittin 4 the mo anyway!! Doubt il b gettin anythin now!! Ya salou was brill....didnt get much sun it was more of a nitetime holiday!! As all the pics show......!
Hows the cold?!!
U feelin lyk this------>
What happened 2 the orignal band? Solo sucess more alluring?
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Blathin
Hehe cute.......dont deny ur innocentness!!!
I no what 2 get uas a bday present so........soap!!!
Missin college loads....v bored this summer...was in salou last wk which was gud tho!! Hav another tp in a month again now!! But then i get 2 go back 2 college!! So u plannin ne touring?
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Rachel Morley
Tag!
Wie geht's?
Ich habe mein Handy verlieren! ...Well, it somehow managed to fall down the toilet...
Taking all my numbers with it - hence the lack of communication the past few weeks.
You might be so kind as to drop me a text someday with your number.
Danke schon!
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Blathin19 weeks ago
Hehe ya u no me the master of corruption alrite!!!
Ahh he is lovely....he is so little its hard 2 bleve he is a person!!
Nd 2 think u were as little nd as innocent as that once!! What happened?!?!!
Did u hav a gud bday ne scandal?! What hav u been up2 did u get work?....touring?
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Rachel Morley
Hello!
How do you do?
Just a short message to inform you that my fleeting affair with Facebook is now over...
It just wasn't for me.
I'm off on my travels at the moment - just back from Lisbon (was so so fantastic) & am in England for the next while.
Hope you're keeping well, Chiefling.
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Blathin24 weeks ago
Didnt realise how long the message was!!
How goes the band? Bounty nd charlie r good happy out as usual!! U need 2 bribe the dog with treats then he will love u!! Yuk have another TP in sept nd then another in feb its lyk a never ending TP battle!!
So u hav gone sophisticated nd face booky on me now....the shame!!
Cant bleve ur finished college...ur a grown up now!!!
I have 2 say u do love ur question marks......!!
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Blathin
Ooooo me gusta tu lenga...te hablas espanol con mucha frequncia?? Que tal estas?? Hehe!!
Ur finished college!!!!! Devestated im sure!!
I am finished college 4 the summer, goin 2 miss it loads!! But I will have something to keep me busy..............................
......a new baby brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mum is due in 2 wks(nd no i am not joking!! ) So big changes ahoy in the monaghan household!!
Moving on from that bombshell.....! Coolio bout the summer job, i have 2 get 1 of those not lukn 4ward 2 lukn!! Had 7 exams there last wk was pretty stressful hopefully i passed them all! How did u get on with urs u smart thing??
Here is me being pushed over the edge by my design project.
Rachel Morley 2 ReplysAlso, there's a prize if you can identify the creature in the cliff hollow.
Good luck, kids!
Robot Man has SOOOOOO been updated!
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