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- Me, Myself, and I
-By Patrick Collins
Fish are friendly
Fish are cuddly
I don't like fish
Cause they're yucky
However, people who like fish
Don't think they're yucky
They're dicks and are stupid, like Stephen.
Fish can explode if you poke their nose
Fish can swim in underwater trees
That was a lie
They swim in water
All fish will be raped
"I'll bring you my Zippo Lighter...!"
"It could happen, if you wish hard enough, and with a liiiiiiittle bitta magic..."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha...haha..ha" (Patricks Laugh)
"What's it like to be a whore?"
"This song reminds me of a spoon!"
"If I had a super power, I'd ejaculate acid!"
"Hi 5 for fetus!"
"Fuck, I hate Georgia!"
"You could say potatoe.. you could say potatoh... you could say tomatoe... but I say fuck you!"
"I wish everyone was awesome like me, cause then I'd get wicked massages!"
"What!? Why the fuck is Georgia a fan of my page!? GO AWAY GEORGIA!"
"Sky rockets in flight.. BEEWWW! Afternoon delight!"
"Can I have some of that muff bar?"
"Which Dylan? They gay one, or the one I wish was gay?"
"Hey.. this blanket is too short. Ahaha.. it's way too short. Ahahahahahhaaaa.. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
hahaha" *laughs for about 3 minutes straight about it*
"Mmmmm smooth chocolately goodness. I mean the mountain dew by the way."
"Where's my Le Snack?"
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