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LOL PATRICK
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- Me, Myself, and I
- FISH
-By Patrick Collins
Fish are friendly
Fish are cuddly
I don't like fish
Cause they're yucky
However, people who like fish
Don't think they're yucky
They're dicks and are stupid, like Stephen.
Fish can explode if you poke their nose
Fish can swim in underwater trees
That was a lie
I'm sorry
They swim in water
All fish will be raped
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Quotes! (more will be added)
"I'll bring you my Zippo Lighter...!"
"It could happen, if you wish hard enough, and with a liiiiiiittle bitta magic..."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha...haha..ha" (Patricks Laugh)
"What's it like to be a whore?"
"Beige..."
"A sombrero!"
"This song reminds me of a spoon!"
"If I had a super power, I'd ejaculate acid!"
"Hi 5 for fetus!"
"Fuck, I hate Georgia!"
"You could say potatoe.. you could say potatoh... you could say tomatoe... but I say fuck you!"
"I wish everyone was awesome like me, cause then I'd get wicked massages!"
"What!? Why the fuck is Georgia a fan of my page!? GO AWAY GEORGIA!"
"Sky rockets in flight.. BEEWWW! Afternoon delight!"
"Can I have some of that muff bar?"
"Which Dylan? They gay one, or the one I wish was gay?"
"Hey.. this blanket is too short. Ahaha.. it's way too short. Ahahahahahhaaaa.. hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha
hahaha" *laughs for about 3 minutes straight about it*
"Mmmmm smooth chocolately goodness. I mean the mountain dew by the way."
"Where's my Le Snack?"0 Comments 254 weeks
Yea... but no man know's. Or gay... or anyone for that matter...
I still reckon he's gay
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: Jonothan taylor has lost his verginity... TO A GIRL! OMF SHIT FECKN GOODNESS!
LOL. We're just anti-little fuckwits at the corner.
Lol Patrick really annoys me. But he's cool. Although my friends REALLY hate him, he's an alright guy.
your a freak;
This deserves love
Patrick you crack up
Lol I know Patrick too. I used to play softball with him and his dad was our coach. Good times.
Patrick makes me Lol. Even though I've only met him twice
"Mexican's Are Wizards!" Lolol.
more like the man.
u are a band my darlin?
Saw Patrick at the gym
Looks at profile. Hey that's the poem he wrote for me!
I wish everyone knew Patrick like I do. You might be surprised, but he is a really great person. He may act like a silly fish, but he's a good friend and manages to be there for me, despite how much of a shit person I am! I feel like the only one who understands him but oh well! (: -pats for patrick-
ew his mum is mi teacher