Smoked pot -- £10

Did acid -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on Bebo -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Vandalised something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drove and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in the wild -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Peed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin....

A boy decided to have a dinner with his girlfriend parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the cash desk, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Birthplace: Edinburgh (I was born at the Elsie Inglis strangely, it ain't there now!)

Current location: Edinburgh.

Your Heritage: Erm, pass...

The shoes I wore today?: Lonsdale smart trainers (hitting the town later you see!!)

Weakness: Black pudding.

Your fears: Spiders and needles.

Perfect pizza?: Ham, pinapple and cheese.

Goals for 2007?: To be a happy bunny and earn lots of money!

Thoughts when I woke up: Who’s this beside me? Oh it’s my bear!

Best physical feature: My hands, apparently they’re soft and nice lol!

My bedtime: When I’m sleepy..

My most missed memory: Going to the footy with my granddad every Saturday.

Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi

MacDonalds or Burger King?: McDonalds

Single or group dates?: Both

Chocolate or vanilla?: Chocolate

Cappuccino or Coffee?: Coffee

Smoke?: Nope

Swear?: Doesn’t every fecker?

Sing?: Only at home or in the car!

Shower Daily?: Yes.

Ever been in love?: Yes, just now.

Been to college?: Been there, done that, can't you tell I went to Telford?!

Married?: Would like to be with the right lady.

Ever get motion sickness?: Ocassionally.

Do I think I'm attractive: Not really.

Do I like thunderstorms: Yeah baby!

Instrument player?: Nope but would love to learn piano.

In the past month have I drank alcohol: Yes.

In the past month have I smoked: No.

In the past month have I gone to a mall: Yes.

In the past month have I eaten sushi: No! *Spew*

In the past month have I been on stage: Yes.

In the past month have I been dumped: No.

In the past month have I gone skinny dipping: Erm, maybe, there was a nakedness incident but can't say owt!!

Ever been drunk?: Yes.

Ever been called a tease?: Yes, quite a few times surprisingly!

Ever been beaten up?: Once.

Ever shoplifted?: No.

What do you want to be when you grow up?: On the radio, like now!

What country would you most like to visit?: USA.

****In a Girl..***

Favourite eye colour?: Blue/Hazel.

Favourite hair colour?: Not fussed!

Short or long hair?: Either.

Height?: Not fussed.

Weight?: Not fussed.

Best Clothing Style?: Not fussy!

Number of drugs I have taken?: None.

Number of CDs I own?: About 60 me thinks...

Number of piercings?: None

Number of Tattoos?: None

Number of things in my past I regret: Hurting someone I shouldn’t have.