I think the life cycle is all backwards


You should die first, start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then,

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
in spa-like conditions......central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters every day,

and finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Over 18? yes
Kissed someone on your top 16? Yes
Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
Ever told a lie? yes
loved someone? Yes
Been arrested? No
Kissed a picture?Yes
Fallen asleep at school/work? Yes
Held an actual snake? yip theresas snake....eddie!
Ran a red light? no
Been suspended from school? No
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? no
Been fired from a job? no
Sang karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
Kissed in the rain? yes...its pure cute but ya get soaked lolol
Sang in the shower? Yes
Sat on a roof top? yes
Thought about your past with regret? Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? no
Broken a bone? yes
Shaved your head? no
Slept naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? Yes....kinda.....lol
Played a prank on someone? Yes
Been wrongly judged? Yes!
Stayed up longer than 24 hours straight? Yes
Had a gym membership? no
Felt like killing someone? yes.........
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Not that I know of!
Been in a band? No
Shot a gun? No
Liked someone with nobody else knowing about it? Yes
Played strip poker? No
Donated Blood? No
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
Have a tattoo? No yet
Have or had any piercings besides ears? no
Ever wanted to tell sum1 something you couldnt? Yes

1. Name: Elaine Maguire
2. Nicknames: lainey
3. Birthday: 16th november
4. Born in: derry
5. Currently Living: along foyle road
6. Zodiac Sign: scorpio
7. Male or female: female
8. School:ha no school nemr .. coleraine uni haha
9. Occupation: now am headn d uni but wrk in seagate lol
10. On Bebo or Myspace: bebo
11. MSN Screen Name: lainey

........Your Appearance........

12. Hair Colour: dark brown
13. Hair Length: kinda long
14. Eye colour: bluey green lol
17. Braces? nope
18. Glasses? yip
19. Piercings: just ears
20. Tattoos: nope but im plannin on gettin 1 on me back
21. Righty or Lefty: righty

........Your 'Firsts........

22. First Best Friend: wel as far back as i can remember it was me wee theresa...
23. First Award: no idea but it was prob for dancin r sumfin...lol
24. First Sport You Joined: never joined a sport! unless ya say dancin...
25. First pet: dog
26. First Real Vacation: florida
27. First Concert: blazin squad lol i fink r mayb wot nxt haha
28. First Love: now that wud b tellin... :b dats a secret!!!

........Favourites.........

29. Movie: dirty dancin...
30. TV programme: all the soaps...
31. Colour: pink
32. Rapper: eminem
33. Band: westlife lol
34. Song Right Now: none particular at d mo..dance music lol
35. Friends: ders 2 many d mention but they know who dey r...
36. Sweets: chocolate limes...lol i lv em!!
37. Sport to Play: wel i avnt ada gud we game a footie n ages...
38. Restaurant: duno...
39. Favourite brand: westlife
43. Book: dnt gta favourite bk i h8 readin...
44. Magazine: glamour lol
45. Shoes: me black boots lol dat i always wear...

........Currently........

46. Feeling: bored
47. Single or Taken? taken
48. Have a crush: he's not a crush....he's mine lol
49. Eating: nothin
50. Drinking: nothin
51. Typing: this
52. Online? yip
53. Listening To: cascada
54. Thinking About: haha u wudn wana know... (",)
55. Wanting To: go out!!
56. Watching: nothing
57. Wearing: clothes

........Your Future........

58. Want Kids? yip
59. Want to be married? sure do...
60. Careers in Mind: sumate d do wv business
61. Where do you want to live: derry
62. Car: hopefully

....Which is Better With The Opposite Sex....

63. Hair colour: darks
64. Hair length: short
65. Eye colour: dnt mind
67. Cute or Sexy: both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: both xoxo
70. Short or Tall: taller than me, dat wudn b hard...
71. Easygoing or serious: bit of both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: both
73. Fatty or Skinny: normal lol
74. Sensitive or Loud: both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: at d mo reltionship xox
76. Sweet or Caring: both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: bita both

........Have you ever........

78. Kissed a Stranger: yip lol
79. Had Alcohol: yip
80. Smoked: yip
81. Ran Away From Home: naw but thought about it tho...
82. Broken a bone: yeah broke me finger wen i fell up sum stairs lol
83. Got an X-ray: yip loads
84. Been with someone: yip
85. Broken Someone’s Heart: not that i no of .............lol
86. Broke Up With Someone: ............lol
87. Cried When Someone Died: yeah its wile sad wen sum1 dies...
88. Cried At School: yip haha

........Do You Believe In........

89. God: yeah...sorta...kinda....i fink so!
90. Miracles: yip...nefing is possible!!!
91. Love At first site? yip...........
93. Aliens: well u just never know wats out there...
94. Soul Mates: yeh
95. Heaven: yep angels av d live sumwer!!!
96. Hell: dusn reli matter cuz im goin d heaven neways!!
97. Angels: yep
98. Kissing on The First Date: yip
99. Horoscopes: yeh sumtms der pretty scarey...

........Answer Truthfully........

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have: nah....am happy at d moment....