*SING TO T.N.T BY ACDC!*

the bits in brackets are the random parts i shout out to feel special)

Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye,Ay
 e,Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye,Aye

See us sail out of that sunset
on your colour tv screen
out for all that we can get
if u know what we mean (NO FRAT!)
sailboats to the left of us
sailboats to the right
aint got no stier aint got no cutlass
so dont u start no fight? (cos its called bullying)

'cos were T.S.V
were dynamite
T.S.V
and we'll win that fight
T.S.V
Were a powerload
T.S.V
watch us explode (not literally)

were bad, mean and mighty unclean (not me i shower)
were wanted men (and women)
regatta winners number one
understand?
so haul up your mainsail n cast off ur painters
unlock ur boatshed and run for ur bathers
the men are back in town
so dont u mess us round (cos we have wakka)

'cos were T.S.V
were dynamite
T.S.V
and we'll win that fight
T.S.V
Were a powerload
T.S.V
watch us explode

T.S.V
Aye, aye, aye
T.S.V
Aye, aye, aye
T.S.V
Aye, aye, aye
T.S.V
were dynamite/Aye, aye, aye
T.S.V
ad well win that fight/Aye, aye, aye
T.S.V
were a powerload/Aye, aye, aye
T.S.V
Aye, aye, aye
watch us explode!!!!!!!

*band and crowd goes crazy!!!!!*

please leave a comment on how awesome tsv is

fuckin hell mates it was the 90's! the 90's in england was the bomb i must say cos i was born in the country where the spice girls were made!

Anybody under the age of 13 should not read this, and if you do, you should not repost this.
Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.
It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember tazos. i remember taz tazos!

You can finish this [ice ice _ _ _ _ ] no i cant finish it.. oops

You remember watching Doug and Ren & Stimpy. omg i forgot about doug!

AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! ahh the one that cud take his eyes off was the bomb!

You had a favourite member from FIVE. the tough one i think jay was his name...

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons. haha parents used to get pissed cos i woke them up witht he tv!

You remember reading "Goosebumps" omg i collected them i till have them!

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. me and my friend had matching pokemon lunchboxes!

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

when everyhting was settled by rock paper scissors

when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. still play it...

when we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.

video hits was actually good.

"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.

Captain Planet. He's a Hero. didnt have him in england!

You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. power rangers! i had all the toys!

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. sonuic the hedgehog and mario!

You always wanted to send in a tape to Australiass Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. haha but the english alternative!

You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" haha that boi was dero!

you had a fringe at some point. none of this side fringe crap, a real fringe

You remember those Where's Wally books. i cud never find him

You remember eating Warheads.

You remember watching the Aladin, and Ninja Turtles,.

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember walkmans

Writing M.A.S.H. notes.

You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell".

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies.

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.

And Windows 98 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.

When Goth (NOT EMO) was crazy cool! Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, the good bands.

You remember Bewitched, Jump 5, S-Club 7, and that whole period with the boy bands and pop divas.

You remember exactly where you were and what you were doing the first time you saw a Britney Spears or N'SYNC video.

Michael Jordan was a king.

no one had brand pencilcases

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop

sesame st was actually good.

You collected all the Troll dolls! the ones that sat on ma penicils!

You owned a portable tape player.

You know the Macarena and the nutbush by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said "cos the face aint listening!

You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .

Before the Internet & text messaging . . .

Before iPods . . .

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .

Before Spongebob . . .

when you got one sheet of homework for the whole week.

When light up sneakers were cool. i had pokemon sneakers!

When you re

Write down the people in the order they appear on you top 16 friends list next to the numbers below and answer the following questions...

1. kyandra
2. alfie the cat!
3. cousin sam!
4. dublin the cat!
5. soph! (sophahontas)
6. liam
7. sarah
8. squirt! ma lil bruv
9. ethan tha gangster
10. stevie!
11. gazza
12. nay
13. tessa ma nessa
14. shelly welly
15. megan
16. nazzi


Q: Have you ever kissed anyone in ur top 16?
A: umm no

Q: Whats your least favourite thing about number 15?
A: haha she made me do crazy things on the act! nah that was me! best dorm buddy eva!

Q: What's the best memory you have of 12?
A: hahaha to many! pushing off a table... sorry

Q: When"s the next time you"re gonna see 5?
A: tomorrow at school!!!!!! yay!

Q: Is number 7 pretty?
A: shes my twin sister. and that means... im pretty so she is too!

Q: What was your first impression of number 14?
A: wow she can sing...

Q: What do you like most about number 16
A: shes one crazy mofo! who abandoned me for a hotter place

Q: How did you meet 4?
A: he adopted my family!


Q: Do you think 11 would kill someone?
A: gary kill someone...? definatly

Q: How long have you known number 1?
A: like 6 months!!!! but it feels like we known eachother for years!

Q: Have you seen 5 naked?
A: haha i dont know if i shud answer that...

Q: Do you think 3 has a crush on you?
A: eeew hes ma cousin... INCEST!

Q: What is the last thing you did with 2?
A: ummm cant remember it was too long ago... i guess i wud have patted him on the back

Q: If you could give anything to number 10 what would it be?
A: haha a vanmorrow unit complete with sailing boats and power boats :p

Q: Would number 2 and number 16 make a good couple?
A: nazzi and alfie the cat... if naz likes that kinda thing maybe...

Q: If number 16 was a crayon, what colour would s/he be?
A: ummm dunno... red!

Q: Have you ever been to 3's house?
A: i was there 2 weeks ago.

Q: Have you ever slept in the same bed as 7?
A: haha yep and she sleep talked!

Q: When"s the next time you"ll see 6?
A: dunno in like 5 years or somate

Q: Are you real close to 9?:
A: yeah cos hes ma daddy :p

Q: Have you ever kissed 1?
A: haha nope

Q: Have you ever been to the cinema with 7?
A: yes!

Q: Have you ever been angry with 11:
A: maybe but prob not. who cud be angry wiv gaz?

Q: Would you ever make a move on 9!
A: haha maybe...

Q: What is the best memory of 15?
A: haha umm being in her dorm and running down hallways and throwin ice cubes out of windows!

Q: Would you ever fuck 1?
A: hahahaha who wudnt? nah jokes

Q: What do you and number 5 talk about the most?
A: haha scary things... hehehe penis... random retarded stuff

Q: Do you ever talk to 7?
A: yes but not latley? whats up sis?

Q: What do u think of number 8?
A: he is ma awesome lil bruv! rock on

Q: Would you ever go out with number 13?
A: tessa! nah shes to bomber for me!

Q: Who would you most like to be with just now out of your top 16?
A: all of them. especially the cadets and the english friends cos ive not seen them for ages :'(

Q: Is number 6 annoying?
A: nope!

Q: Have you ever fallen out with number 9?
A: nope!