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Cheesy chat up line
you turn me right on.....
like a tap........0 Comments 223 weeks
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Cheesy Chat up lines
"when i was a little boy,,,i had a fairygod mother,,,she said i will grant you one wish either a long memory or long willie...(pause) i can't remember what i asked for" hehehehe0 Comments 252 weeks
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Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!0 Comments 255 weeks
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nice pants. can i test the zipper?. theres something on your ass. my eyes. do you have a map, im lost in your eyes.
your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby im lost at sea do you believe in love at first sight or shud i walk past again do you no the difference between having sex with me and a conversation.... no ..... we shud go upstairs and have a chat
So cheesy but... If i can't hear ur heartbeat, ur too far away
Baby, fear not, beauty is but the flick of a light switch away
*walk up to girl* 'You'll do'
got any raisins? how about a date
well here i am what are your other 2 wishes? theres something wrong with my phone, it doesnt have your number in it <<< works like a treat 
hey, i remember seeing your picture in the dictionary for the definition of 'beautiful'
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I wish u wer my maths hmwrk cuz ud b hard nd id b doin u n da table
Pure cheese!
Did u hear bout my willy??? It died Can i bury it in ur arse???
no boder will do
-man: did it hurt? -woman: did what hurt? -man: when you fell from heavon
-------------------------------------------------- -man:is your name gilette? -woman: wa? -man: the best a man can get 
-------------------------------------------------- -man: are your lehs sore -woman: no, why? -man: coz youv been runnin round my mind all day! 
-------------------------------------------------- man: wana give me an australian kiss? its like a french kiss but down under 
--------------------------------------------------- im gud 
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hey i have some
are you a traffic warden because you've got fine written all over you. man: excuse me, do you know CPR? woman: no why? man: because you take my breath away.
grab your goat its old
OK? Are you wearing space pants cuz ur ass is outs this world.. Are you broom cause you swept me off my feet.. i love this one... .. i have lost my phone number may i borrow yours? boy licks his finger and wipes it on girls clothes and says; ohh dear lets get you out of these wet clothes xx
How Much Does A Polar Bear Weigh ? Jus Enuf Ta Break D Ice. Hi My Name Is . .
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i may not be fred flinstone but i can sure make your bed rock! Hi please to meet you ive got the meat to please ya! You got any raisins ? How about a date ? I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long! You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more! So do u ****, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak? You look like a parking ticket… You’ve got fine written all over you! Are your parents retarded? Because you’re special! Wow, your eyes are like spanners, every time you look at me my nuts tighten
u must be jamaican because ur jamaican cazy