100 fab facts about MMMEEEE

1. Full Name: Marie Michelle Brown
2. Nicknames: Mz Muz Muzzy Mazzer Muzzy Mushroom
3. Birthday: May 25 1992
4. Place of Birth: Shrewsbury hospitol
5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
6. Male or Female: Female
7. Grade: A level sixthform
8. School: Llani High
9. Occupation: Sales
11. MSN Screen Name: Muzzy Mushroom

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: dirty blonde
13. Hair Length: Medium/long
14. Eye color: l.Blue
15. Weight: 9st...and a bit
16. Height: 5' 5"
17. Braces?: used to
18. Glasses?: No
19. Piercings: ears,5
20. Tattoos: Not Yet
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First Best Friend(s): Grace
23. First Award: Ballet
24. First Sport: swimming
25. First Pet: gerbils, 2
26. First Real Vacation: Florida
17. First concert: DragonForce
28. First Love: Ben Parker


___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Memoirs of a Geisha, House of flying daggers, The day after tomorrow, Titanic, Chicago,Pirates of the Carribean etc...
30. TV programme: Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, nature programmes, old comedies e.g. dad' army etc.
31. Color: Purple
32. Rapper: dizee rascal
33. Band: Gorillaz
34. Song Right Now: lady gaga - love game
35. Friends: Grace, Chantz, Freya, Tara, Jade, Ashley
36. Sweet: skittles, Galaxy chocolate mmmmm
37. Sport to Play: underwater swimming
38. Restuarant: all you can eat!
39. Favorite brand: whateva i can afford
40. Store: New Look, Dorothy perkins, H&M, all sweet shops
41. School Subject: art
42. Animal: anything small, cute nd furry
43. Book: all harry potter
44. Magazine: Glamour
45. Shoes: my animal flip-flops
46. Feeling: relaxation
47. Single or Taken?: sorry lads, i'm taken lolz
48. Have a crush: Yes!
49. Food: korma curry
50. Drink: smirnoff ice/ vodka nd red bull
51. Typing: this
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To: breaking the Habit - Linkin Park
54. Thinking About: my bf mmmmmmmmm
55. Wanting To: sleep
56. Watching: LOTR: ROTK
57. Wearing: PJ's i'm so lazy lol

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: maybe ... eventually
59. Want to be Married?: yeeees
60. Careers in Mind: nature, birds, conservation
61. Where do you want to live: wales or cornwall
62. Car: a really old mini with flower stickers all ova

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: darkish
64. Hair length: short
65. Eye color: whatever
66. Measurments: Taller Than Me
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: Tall
71. Easygoing or serious: Both
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic
73. Fatty or Skinny: middle
74. Sensitive or Loud: NOT loud
75. Hook-up or Relationship: depends...
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: oooo trouble maker hehe

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: yes
79. Had Alcohol: yes
80. Smoked: yes 3 years
81. Ran Away From Home: tried, got scared
82. Broken a bone: no
83. Got an X-ray: yes
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: Yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: yes still do
88. Cried At School: once or twice

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: nope
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love At First sight: yes

____This or That____

92. Pepsi or Coke: Coke
93. McDonalds or Bugerking: McDonalds
94. Ice Cream or Cake: ahh cant decide...both
95. Kiss or Hug: kiss while hugging lol
96. Dog or Cat: neither...yuck
97. Summer or Winter: spring
98. Love or Money: love
99. Hair or Makeup: Hair
100. Piercings or Tatoos: 1 nice tatoo is sooo sexy

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolley
when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3 . Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 10
at Pharmacy" ... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on hold.

6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
pick your nose.

10. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. In the car accessory department practice your Madonna look using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout, "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the foetal
position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly...."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

16. Go into the Butchers Department and start rubbing steaks up and down
on your face saying " oooohhhh that feels so good"

17. Go to the fruit and veg department - get two bananas' and put one in
each pocket - walk around the store calling everyone pilgrim in your best John wayne accent sporadically whipping them out of you pocket - making gun noises and then slumping to the floor as if you've just taken several bullets to the chest.

18. Grab some ladies knickers in the lingerie section and rub then up and
down on your face whilst moaning " ooohhhh Mother, oooohhhh Mother I miss you"

19. Bring your own DVD, popcorn, sweets, drinks and nibbles and pick a
nice spot on the floor in the electrical section. Sit cross legged and
enjoy the film. ( porn film and kleenex are optional)

20. Take bonless chicken breats out of the packet and throw them sky ward
whilst screaming" fly my little ones, fly and be free

21. Wlak in the store with a balaclava over your head and then take a big-ass water pistol out from under your coat and yell "this is a stick up"

ENGLISH ....................... CHINESE

1) That’s not right.......... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive........... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................. Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man........................... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse...................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table...... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift................ Chin Tu Fat

9) Its very dark in here........................ Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet........ Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone.................... No Pah King

12) Staying out of sight........................ Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile............ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive............... Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great..................... Fa Kin Su Pah