Salim Kassam

gutted to be back in the UK and missing all of the Brazil fellows!

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  • Mężczyzna, 19, Serce 2
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  • Jest z nami od: June 2008
  • Ostatnio online: 6 dni temu
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O mnie

Motto
[enter quippy remark here]
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
right so im 18, and hate writing self centred pieces like this... why lie? i love it! ummmmm i love football and the rest you can figure out within the first 5 minutes of conversation with moi. after having played the board game taboo last night with my family i have to realise that i am VERY competative, and dont like to lose, and ill pretty much do anything to win, lucky for u tho im a moral person so cheating is out of the question (most of the time), this is more about my competativeness than my general being but that aptly highlights another of my many flaws, i have a very bad attention span and get side tracked very easily. this tends to come out when i write stuff, for example my blog, just read it and you will see..... also join www.bebo.com/globalfellowship please!?

that is me in under 1000 words
Music
the sound of my own voice
Films
Saw (all of them), The Shawshank Redemption, 300, Snatch, The Hurricane
Sports
tennis, football, football, football, (see previous) etc etc
Scared Of
god, and a ruthless gang that may feel the random urge to kill me after mugging me
Happiest When
around people (but not you!) joking, i love you really

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  • I want change

    Although he may not me an infallible, Barak Obama as a symbol is untouchable.

    I may not agree with his policies, but how he has given hope to all those oppressed is magical.

    And despite spending enormous amounts of money in his campaign which would have been put to better use in my opinion eradicating poverty in the Third World, you can’t deny that for the world today his victory is pivotal.

    He may not be the man for the job, but I feel we are at a stage in the world where progress is stuttering and we cannot further develop under the strains of the current establishment. For too long, people have felt oppressed and although I don’t blame those in power, I think there is a feeling amongst minorities that they don’t have a voice. Mr. Obama is not that voice, but by his example we should by able to find ours.

    Honestly I don’t even know what food stamps are, but I know it can’t have been an enjoyable upbringing to get your nourishment from them. Who ever said only the middle and upper classes could further themselves in the establishment? Barak Obama is testament to the fact that all your parents ever told you about hard work and perseverance is true. You really can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.

    The successful campaign in the US elections ran on the words ‘yes we can’, and a manifesto that read, ‘We want change’. But I implore the world to take on this mantra and to maintain it. The elections may be over, but the need for change is still there. If we can’t hear our own voices who else will? There are things I see around me that I am not content with, therefore I will make an effort in my life to implement change and until I see results I will not be happy.
    I may have a smile on my face but I can never die content unless the world is in a state I want to see it in. Once that is achieved death will be sweeter to me than honey. Until then I will strive to better myself and my surroundings, shaping the environment I want my children to grow up in.

    Consider this my application for world leader…

    (Please ignore the last line, I couldn’t help myself!)

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  • Cadbury Presentation

    The presentation we gave to the heads of Cadburys upon the completion of our 2 week internship... enjoy!


    Once upon a time there was a man called Ammar
    He was not very rich, didn’t even own a car,
    He lived with his parents, his sister and his cat
    He worked for Cadburys Adams, and he really loved that!

    His job was not great; he collected the garbage at the end of the day
    His uniform was ripped; it stank and was a dirty grey
    But don’t worry folks, one day soon he will be rich
    He will start dressing casually to work and will throw his old clothes in a ditch

    One grim Thursday he came home and had a hot curry
    There was football on TV, so he had to eat in a hurry
    He wished he could eat curry all day and all night
    That’s when an idea came into sight

    Curry flavored gum, what an idea!
    But how to tell Marcos? That was his only fear
    So he gathered some courage and marched into his room
    He told him his idea; it hit him like a tonne of bricks, BOOM



    Ammar then assessed the feasibility
    This required a bit of cost analysis agility
    The product concept had to be defined
    And oh, Ammar was out of his mind!

    Stage 3-development of proposition
    This would be better with a mathematical statistician
    Industrial tests, product research
    To find an audience Ammar was on a search

    Once everything was done he wanted approval
    He had a meeting to see if there was a refusal
    Everything however went fine and dandy
    Thus started the production of this great candy!

    Stage 5 will see the launch of Ammar and his gum
    Full commercialization will occur, and he won’t be glum!
    The product will be launched and P.O.S produced
    Ammar will make a lot it can be deduced...


    A curry chewing gum, what an idea
    But how much money, now there’s the fear
    The ingredients, the packaging and marketing costs
    We have to add together to ensure no loss

    We can’t go crazy, incase it all goes wrong
    As Marcus will be singing a very different song
    The ingredients we’ve got from the cheapest supplier
    But a high quality product is what we desire

    The packaging needs to be appealing but concise
    To ensure it’s not too big and costs the right price
    The marketing department has a budget too
    The amount they wish to spend we need to review

    Each sections working will soon be complete,
    And the idea should then officially become concrete
    The calculations are in, and the numbers are good
    The product will go ahead as we all thought it should



    Market research involved work with IBOPE
    They searched for consumers from a database hard copy
    Consumers were then selected at random
    On age, hobbies, dislikes, they received a memorandum

    They were brought into a high-tech room
    With a one way mirror and a microphone boom
    6 young Brazilian consumers, a table and some food
    While they talked we noted and we viewed

    Many focus groups exist like this in the production line
    Opinions are noted and integrated into design
    Other groups were held for opinions over point of sales
    To be sure, they even consulted the Prince of Wales

    Now all opinion polls are complete
    We can safely say that Cadburys will its competitors beat
    For the product is an impulse buy and its marketing the best
    And so Cadburys will stand the test



    So after the consumers thought the gum was satisfactory
    The final product was ready and sent to the factory
    They have 1000 staff, working at a machine
    Some boxed the gum, whilst others ensured everything was clean

    The workers tried the curry gum at the designated tasting zones
    They loved it so much they got on their mobile phones
    Everyone they knew had to hear about this amazing flavor
    A new sensation which they will forever savor



    Logistics is the transport of the gum
    Though import and exports is not very fun
    A complicated procedure that needs planning and time
    A very long ladder that they must climb

    It leaves the factories in Lorries and trucks
    On pallets of wood, its worth b

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  • Sao Paolo Part 1

    i'm sure hundreds of you have been wearing out your F5 button on the bebo homepage eagerly awaiting my next blog entry, so finally, here it is!
    just for a while lets skip the rest of Rio and the whole of Fortaleza and let me talk about where i am right now. Sao Paolo

    Well after a nice 5 hour flight, i woke up, shook the sleep off my face, yawned and put my shoes back on. i then reached up to the over head closet thingy and got my luggage. next i proceeded to walk down the aisle with the rest of the passangers and was pleasantly surprised when the other 20 fellows started to laugh at me. now this is not an infrequent occurance but i had not done anything wrong, or so i thought......

    ok lets quit the drama. it turns out it was a stop over flight in Brasilia, and nobody saw the need to tell me. thanks. anyways, we got off the plane after another 3 hours in Sao Paolo on Saturday night and were greeted by a very charming man whose job it was to scare us into staying in the hotel for the duration of the trip (only joking Graeme, he was just warning us) but nevertheless it was a pretty good attempt at doing so, but lets face it, nothing is going to stop me from going on my midnight jogs (i gotta get into shape, not long to go before the start of the season!) ok i lied again, i dont go for jogs, but if i did then i still would go for them.

    Sunday was pretty cool, went to.... sorry hang on, i just remembered, sunday was the best day of the trip so far! after just over a month of not eating meat, we had our first meal at a halal restaurant in a lebanese district in Sao Paolo. there are supplimentary videos of me eating my first piece of meat, and my inability to describe my feelings says it all! After the amazing meal, we went to Asia Town and a Japanese market, was like Wembley market, only the stuff was cheaper, and it wasnt in Wembley and everyone was japanese, and no1 spoke english, but other than that just like Wembley.

    The next day, we made our way to the Cadbury building on the Paulista. Now an office in my opinion is a place where people work. hence you must wear a suit and tie and shiny black shoes. So that morning i woke up at 6.30am to track down an iron, then i had to ask one of the female fellows to aid my ironing, then i had to shower and eat breakfast, this brought me to 8am. i could see this being a potential nightmare having to iron my clothes every morning, especialy because suits are just impossible to iron! so anyway, we get to Cadbury and are given ID cards with our pictures. We swipe in. We get in the elevator and press the button for the 16th floor belonging to Cadbury (along with the 15th and 17th). The elevator doors opened and we were blinded by the colour on the wall of the coridoor. there were pictures of children eating trident gum and blowing bubbles of bubbaloo and smothering thier faces with rich milky dairy milk. This was no place of work, to quote a very good film i said at the time, 'this is madness!'. We were even more shocked to see a painting on the wall of the reception of people enjoying themselves, floating in the air due to the humongous bubbles they had blown. We then noticed on the wall the bubbaloo dispenser which we helped ourselves to. Just as i placed a piece of bubbaloo into my mouth, Johnny Depp appeared and with his oompa loompas sang a song for us.... ok maybe not but frankly i have become a bit tired of writting this so will continue at a later date. trust me tho, the things i have seen and learnt at cadbury have been amazing and the next blog will include going to a favela and meeting a 19 year old girl who lived alone and was a consumer, and 6 teens in an interogation room talking about their lives, oh and also discussing shisha with Cadbury executives, oh the joys of going to Brasil!

    beijos
    (btw i havnt checked spelling or grammer so please do forgive me, and beijos means kisses in portuguese)

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  • Zafar Akhtar
    Zafar Akhtar

    hello salim! thanks for adding me.

    44 tygodnie temu
  • Imogen Moore
    Imogen Moore

    Hello! How is it all going? Are you settling into your family ok? x

    67 tygodni temu
  • Dan Beresford
    Dan Beresford

    ooah yes. and the bitches are lovin it lol. hows ma big man doin with the brazil talent?

    68 tygodni temu
  • Graeme Hodgson
    Graeme Hodgson

    hahahaha... thanks, Salim (I guess!)... the 'young' bit is OK... not sure about the Hoff though!! Of course... sucking up will get you at least as far as Fortaleza! : )

    71 tygodni temu
  • Graeme Hodgson
    Graeme Hodgson

    Hey Salim! We're really looking forward to welcome you to Brazil! Certainly a good place for a football fan like yourself!

    See you soon, buddy!

    Graeme.

    71 tygodni temu
  • Victor Bamigboye
    Victor Bamigboye

    Bruv i ain't been online in a while so i'm kinda slacking still lol

    72 tygodnie temu
  • Sharmin Rahman
    Sharmin Rahman

    lol! great....well i better look into doing the same thing in that case :(
    Yeah first i was thinking i'd need a ridiculous amount like 700 n den thort...ma homies at d british council gunna sort me out so yh...300 should cover it :D hehe xx

    72 tygodnie temu
  • Sharmin Rahman
    luv Sharmin Rahman

    :o salim!! how cud u evn think that let alone suggest it!!! (oh there giving u xtra money 4 biggin up bebo arent they?!!) lmao, yh me n dan were discussing the money issue, i really don't have a clue...plus i'm skint.. :s...hahaha...hw bwt u borrow ya fellow Brazil go-er some monniessss :D
    na on a serious level yh...lyk ow much do u fink we'd need on top of whatever they decide to give??
    Dan was saying 300ish for india...bt im sure we'll need mre 4 brazil...?

    72 tygodnie temu
  • Dan Beresford
    luv Dan Beresford

    lol yea you gotta watch the old laughing in the net caffs.

    well if your gona send the love it would be rude nmot to return the favour

    what you doing till you head off then dude?? working or ne thing ?

    72 tygodnie temu
  • Dan Beresford
    Dan Beresford

    easy dude. good to see you made it to the world of bebo. any spam bots got you yet ??

    73 tygodnie temu

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