Motto

Tragedy is when I cut my finger, humour is when you fall in to an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja

In a nutshell, if you don't know me then there is a small chance that you might still believe in a God.

I've noticed that the people I meet lose the faith soon after.

Am I the anti-Jesus?
Perhaps, but it's entirely accidental. I could destroy your will to life but I'll be awfully nice about it. Personality matters in evil.

I am a student by day and comedienne by night. Sometimes the two overlap...but thats only when I'm at student parties just asking people I don't even like what they study. I love comic books and cake. In abundance.

Is this the end of my bio? Yes it is.

You're still reading this because you think that this will get interesting.













Tool.

Three words to describe me

Hung. Like. Bull.

Movies

This is extensive! Just off the top of my head I'm going to go for Battle Royale, Bittersweet, This Is England, Inland Empire, Lost Highway, Hook, Bubba Ho-tep, Idle Hands, Jurassic Park, Dead Man's Shoes, Room for Romeo Brass, TwentyFourSeven, The Green Mile, The Truman Show, most things involving Mel Brooks including and especially High Anxiety, Departed, With Nail and I, Naked Gun, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Slumdog Millionaire, Human Traffic, Dusk till Dawn, Venus, Trainspotting, Legend, Pan's Labyrinth, Gladiator, Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, Bubble Boy, Spirited Away, Sky Blue, Vanilla Sky....ah its getting crap now...I could think of more but you'll have to ask me another time...il likely think of a few obvious movies later and go 'shit I should have changed this', you know...since this CLEARLY defines me.

Contact

humourfirst@hotmail.co.uk - Please email this address regarding comedy.

Any other questions can be answered promptly over bebo. Except difficult questions. Or moderatly tricky ones. Or maths ones. Or riddles (I bloody loathe riddles, the answer is always a boring house hold item)..basically if you have anything I can google, then I'll likely answer it, if not then ask someone else.

In fact. Just ask someone else, I'm bored now.

Profession

Student / Stand-up Comedienne

Am I single? Am I taken? Am I complicated?

These are hard questions for a prostitute.

Music

It goes waaaaaaaaaap wap wap wap waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

Hero

Gareth Marenghi

Moja druga połowa

Richard Mandille

Competitive but sucks at everything. The poor dear

I'm On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version

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