Ed

Go jump off a bridge, would you do it?

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Me, Myself, and I
Im Ed, I like to get smashed and make a prick of myself. What do you do for fun?

If you don't know me i'll probably piss you off lols

Life's hawt chemichally enhanced or not (L)

Yes we know im going to hell, don't worry i'll be gone in a few months ;D

ed.darlington@live.co.uk
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Wanking, Eminem, Mr Freezes, Rainbow Drops, Shameless, Stella, The winch, Girl's in trackies , Fire, Pornhub, Sleeping, Oh and my lovely friends, unlike everyone else im not going to name them. There mine and im not sharing.
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Drunken girl's need a good slap especially if their in a group like Ohmigod, When someone ask's you for a fag and you say you havn't got any then they scan your pocket's and realise you have indeed have cancer sticks then carry on begging you for one and don't seem to realise you don't wanna hand out fag's to 11 year olds, People who go on about how their allways fighting even thought they blatently don't, People that are "Heartbroken" even though they've only been with the "love of their life" for a week, Oh and George's beer farts >.<

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  • Funny Shit


    1. You go to a party, sit down and take Bebo pics.










    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.










    3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have MSN/Bebo/MySpace.










    4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.










    6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.










    7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.










    8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.










    9. You were too busy to notice number five.










    10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.










    11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.










    12. Repost if you fell for it. Go on, you know you did

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  • 911

    1) New York City has 11 letters

    2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

    3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin
    Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

    4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

    This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

    1) New York is the 11th state.

    2) The first plane crashing against the TwinTowerswas flight number 11

    3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

    4) Flight 77 which also hit TwinTowers, was carrying 65passengers.
    6+5 = 11

    5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9+ 1+1 =
    11

    6) The date is equal to the USemergency services telephone number
    911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

    Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

    1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was
    254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

    2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 +5 +4
    = 11.

    3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 =11.

    4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the
    Twin Towers incident.

    Now this is where things get totally eerie:

    The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars & Stripes, is
    the Eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran, the Islamic holy
    book:

    "For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome

    Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of
    Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more
    rejoiced:
    for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was
    peace."

    That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

    Still uncovinced about all of this..?! Try this and see how you feel
    afterwards, it made my hair stand on end:

    Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

    1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first
    plane to hit one of the TwinTowers.

    2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

    3. Change the font size to 48.

    4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS

    What do you think now?!!

    5 Comments 841 days

  • Expedition

    Greetings adventurer ^_^

    Well, basically. Have you ever heard the expression "fuck knows"?

    One day, the famous trio where strolling through the woods, when ed asked a usual retarded question adam/george replied "Fuck knows" The group then stopped & pondred, after 5 minuites they could not see who fuck was, and so, a plan was hatched!

    I propose, a band of us young noble people, go on an expedition to find this being that appears to know everythng, once we have found him/her/it we can ask any queston we want, and according to the expression, he/she/it should know. Think of all the answers :O

    How many times do parents have sex?
    Do old people have sex?
    Why do dogs sniff eachothers arse's?
    Who produces abbey colleges crappy burgers?
    Do girls get male porn?
    Is your sister/brother gay?
    Is your dad gay?
    Is your mum really evrything dan dawson says she is?

    And finally...

    ....

    (suspense)
    ....

    DO WOMEN REALLY EJACULATE?!

    If you want these & any more answered, Simply post on here saying you want to come, and you will be added to list...

    EDIT : After we have found Fuck, we are goign to find jack shit aswell


    There will be punch and pie ^.^


    List:

    Moi
    Conk
    George
    Ed Trafford



    14 Comments 856 days

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Name :   Ed
Nick Name :   Umm Ed
Birthdate :   18/12/1992
Birthplace:   Back ally in manchester
Current Location:   East anglia
Eye Color:   Green/Blue/Who really cares?
Hair Color:   Brown
Height:   Taller than george lool
Weight:   10stone sumat
Piercings:   Nah
Tatoos:   Nah
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   Holly ^.^ (L)
Vehicle:   Bicycle lool
Overused Phrase:   Cmon it'l be fun :D
FAVORITES
Food:   Donner Roll (L)
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   Chilli Hut
Candy:   Rainbow drops =D
Number:   1337
Color:   Having favourite colours is gaaay
Animal:   Dog
Drink:   Dr P
Body Part on Opposite sex:   Arse
Perfume:   Lynx haha
TV Show:   Jeremy kyle all the way
Music Album:   The Slim Shady LP (L) (L)
Movie:   Nightmare on elm street
Actor/Actress:   Jason Statham, I actually think i would.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Coke fo sho
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Mc D
Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Coffee
Kiss or Hug:   Anal sex
Dog or Cat:   Dog
Rap or Punk:   Rap
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Both
Love or Money:   Money, loves for cunts
YOUR...
Bedtime:   Whenever i fall asleep
Most Missed Memory:   year 9 >_<
Best phyiscal feature:   Tongue, i can talk for hours.
First Thought Waking Up:   Better go polish that off >.<
Ambition:   Get abso loaded
Best Friends:   George, Big T ,Chris
Weakness:   Tickling lool
Fears:   Trees in the dark
Longest relationship:   18 months
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   Nope
Ever been beaten up:   Not Realli
Ever beaten someone up:   Have i bolex
Ever Shoplifted:   No
Ever Skinny Dipped:   It's suprisingly fun.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   No!
Been Dumped Lately:   Nah
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   Green
Favorite Hair Color:   Blonde/brown
Short or Long:   Long (Ofc)
Height:   Shorten than me
Style:   Not greased lol
Looks or Personality:   Bit of Both >.<
Hot or Cute   Why not both :D
Muscular or Really Skinny:   Middle, idiot.
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   Alaska
How do you want to Die:   Burning + Masturbation
Been to the Mall Lately:   No
Get along with your Parents:   Yup
Health Freak:   Kinda
Do you think your Attractive:   Oh im peng lool
Believe in Yourself:   If i don't no one else will >.<
Want to go to College:   Yeh
Do you Smoke:   Smoking's bad for you! :O
Do you Drink:   :)
Shower Daily:   Yup
Been in Love:   Yup
Do you Sing:   Oh yes, very baddly :D
Want to get Married:   Yeh
Do you want Children:   2 sons =D
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   Im currently tryna find it >.<
Hate anyone:   I pretty much love everyone (:
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  • Snow-Ho.
    Snow-Ho.

    was zoe a good kisser?

    was she worth it

    i bet she was

    nice thanks for everything ed

    28 weeks ago
  • Dom
    luv Dom

    ey up ed. gettin bak into bebo and thought ide say hai.

    what the hell have some love:)

    28 weeks ago
  • Yasmin
    luv Yasmin


    hayy this might be a random message or whatever but did you text me the other day about a bebo message??
    write back yas
    xx

    28 weeks ago
  • Snow-Ho.
    luv Snow-Ho.

    ilyybeb

    loool


    xxx

    31 weeks ago
  • AreYoucuntingmeoff.Com
    AreYoucuntingmeoff.Com

    haha i saw just saw you like just a min ago lol, and yeah ofc i will be. i hope i shall be seeing you : )
    ox

    37 weeks ago
  • Slag Magnet.
    luv Slag Magnet.

    ed, NO NO NO. just no. i joke, its cool (h)

    (: x

    37 weeks ago
  • AreYoucuntingmeoff.Com
    AreYoucuntingmeoff.Com

    EDDDD hello, how are you. i keep seeing you everywhere :O lol, you gonna be out friday?
    ox

    37 weeks ago
  • Erin Williams
    Erin Williams

    I just noticed that i call you Edward alot more than i call you ed:L thought id leave you a comment saying that lol x

    38 weeks ago
  • Snow-Ho.
    luv Snow-Ho.

    love you


    xxx

    not meant to look wen im doing this :(

    love yuu

    xxxx


    2 years =D

    39 weeks ago
  • Cam
    luv Cam

    Ed ;)

    45 weeks ago
  • Holly
    luv Holly

    Umm, i love you lots >.<

    45 weeks ago
  • .X.Emma.X.
    luv .X.Emma.X.

    heyy
    thanks for lettin me and jodie come over :D
    + lettin me borrow your dvd jodie shit her pants hahaha :L
    give it back tomoz if im in (Y)

    have the love x

    46 weeks ago
  • Tobias I
    Tobias I

    1 word.


    CUNT


    Im back tomorrow. So when you get back from shithole Wales, I'll come and see you.

    48 weeks ago
  • Siobhan.X
    Siobhan.X

    sfe g
    hows lyf
    avnt spoke t ya in a while
    wubu2
    herd ya cumin dwn t grans at xmas
    xx

    51 weeks ago
  • Holly
    Holly

    I lovee youu

    53 weeks ago
  • Chris Cooper
    luv Chris Cooper

    bor i love you :)

    53 weeks ago