Part 1: Expressions

1. C'mere = Excuse me

2. I will yeah! = No!

3. What's the story fella? = How are you?

4. Hows the form? = Hows it hanging?

5. You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!

6. Here la = Here you are

7. There la = It's over there / Look over there

8. State a him la = He looks bad

9. (Ah / Awe) now sham = That's good

10. I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you.

11. Pure = Very

12. Two fucks = Care

13. Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care

14. Like = Used at least once in every Cork sentence.
e.g. Ah you know like = You understand don't you?

15. Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.

16. Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible

17. Bate = Beat up, used with da fuck. e.g. I'll bate da fuck outa ya

18. Have a lash off = Have a go

19. Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis

20. Be wide = Be careful

21. Sketch = There's someone coming (be wide)

22. Be doggy wide = Be extra careful

23. How bad biy = Good

24. A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance


Part 2: Nouns & verbs

25. Brasser / Stella / Tramp / Trollup / Whore bag = Prostitute

26. Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in a high bun, chews on gum, has earings
the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly "norries" (see no.72)

27. Jammy Rag = a tampon

28. Steamer / bender / queer / arse-bandit / faggot /puff / gaylord = homosexual

29. Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin` blouse)

30. Wan / beore = female

31. Young wan = female child

32. Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male

33. Small fella = Male child

34. Mam / ole laid / oul wan = Mother

35. Dad / ole man / oul fella = Father

36. Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers = knackers

37. Apache = joyrider

38. Salk = stolen car

39. Sham = young male / hard man / knacker

40. Sham-feen = macho / hard-man

41. Snout / gonker / snoz = nose

42. Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff / box = vagina

43. Pussy = Chicken shit or faggot

44. Langer / langerdan = Prick

45. Gowl = Stupid person

46. Gimp = Feckin eejit

47. Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to side)

48. Fifty = Stood up

49. Poppies / tatties = Potatoes

50. Yolkes = ecstasy

51. Duby / chatnospoof = hash

52. Nodge = small bit of hash

53. Knock = a lump of hash of any size

54, A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash

55. A score = 20 pounds worth of hash

56. Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs = Gardai

57. Two-bulb / shade mo-beal (awe now feen pull a leggar) = squad car

58. Pig stie = Garda station

59. Speedy = Garda motorbike

60. Gatch = walk

61. Snobby cunt / faggot = well-off person

62. Gammy = deformed

63. Jag / doing a line / jaggin / meetin a wan / with / scoring = Going out
with

64. Gatt / lush / drink = alcholic beverages

65. Gattin / on the piss / gettin langers / pintin /on the ear = drinking (in a pub perhaps)

66. Bushin = Drinking on the street

67. Reef / reefin / mangle = beat up / beating up

68. Lamp / skanse / la = look

69. Droppin / Wizz = need to piss

70. Hangin = Need a fag

71. Wah / Whacker: scumbag

72. Norrie = Person from Northside of the City.

73. Frame / kit = woman`s body

74. Flaa = good lookin` girl

75. Feak = see no.74

76. Is she feakin` = Is she fuckable

77. Drain the weasel / go for a slash / take a piss = Urinate somewhere

78. Know any gattin' feakin' beores? = Are you aware of the location of any drunk promiscuous ladies?

1. Full Name: Stephen O Regan
2. Nicknames: Regan, Pinky, Steve-o
3. Birthday: 11th July 1982
4. Place of Birth: Cork
5. Zodiac Sign: Cancer
6. Male or Female: Male
7. Grade: 1st Yr College
8. School: CIT
9. Occupation: Student / Barman
10. Residence: Clonakilty
11. MSN Screen Name: howsitgoin i think!

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Black
13. Hair Length: Medium-not v short but not long either!
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Weight: 14 and a half stone
16. Height: 6' 2"
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: No
19. Piercings: Eyebrow
20. Tattoos: One on my forearm and one on my calf
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty
___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Jesus i dunno-my bro i suppose
23. First Award: U-10 Football medal
24. First Sport You Joined: Football & Hurling
25. First pet: Dog
26. First Real Vacation: Spain
27. First Concert: Slane 99 id say
28. First Love: rather not say on this!

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: "Transformers" or else "Dazed And Confused"
30. TV programme: Lost
31. Color: Blue
32. Rapper: 50 Cent
33. Band: Korn
34. Song Right Now: Salmon-Chemical Brothers
35. Friends: All of em
36. Sweet: Aero
37. Sport to Play: Football,hurling,rugby and soccer-love playin all of em!
38. Restuarant: Scoozis everything!
39. Favorite brand: DC/Rip Curl/Carharrt/Road
40. Store: Prime Time/Tubes
41. School Subject: Maths
42. Animal: Tiger
43. Book: Da Vinci Code/The Historian
44. Magazine: Nuts
45. Shoes: Nothing but DC

___Currently___

46. Feeling: Hungover
47. Single or Taken?: Single
48. Have a crush: Yeah
49. Eating: No
50. Drinking: Orange Juice
51. Typing: Obviously
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To: The people in the pub talk shit
54. Thinking About: Throwing the same people out of the pub
55. Wanting To: Get drunk and not work
56. Watching: My hands
57. Wearing: DC runners,Road jeans,Rip Curl jumper and Munster jersey

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Yeah defo in the future
59. Want to be Married?: Yeah
60. Careers in Mind: Accountant
61. Where do you want to live: Doesnt bother me!
62. Car: Celica fairly soon!

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair color: Any colour
64. Hair length: Any length-suits different girls with every different hair style so it depends on the girl
65. Eye color: Again,doesnt matter
66. Measurments: Depends on the girl
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
70. Short or Tall: Smaller than me-couldnt handle a girl over 6'2"!!
71. Easygoing or serious: Easygoing
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: A bit of both is nice
73. Fatty or Skinny: Ill only come across mean so not answering!
74. Sensitive or Loud: A bit of both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Depends on the girl
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Not hesitant but not someone whod get in shit with the law either like!

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yeah
79. Had Alcohol: Too much
80. Smoked: Yeah
81. Ran Away From Home: No
82. Broken a bone: Yeah
83. Got an X-ray: Yeah
84. Been with someone: Yeah
85. Broken Someones Heart: Yeah
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yeah
87. Cried When Someone Died: Yeah
88. Cried At School: Yeah

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: Dunno-its too complicated to write on this so ask me bout it if ya wanna know!
90. Miracles: Yeah
91. Love At First sight: Yeah
92. Ghosts: Yeah
93. Aliens: Yeah
94. Soul Mates: Yeah
95. Heaven: Same as 89
96. Hell: Same as above
97. Angels: Maybe
98. Kissing on The First Date: A quick peck
99. Horoscopes: No

___Answer Truthfully___

100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have? No

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: How do you get a one handed blond out of a tree?
A: Wave

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.

Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a