Kirby

Kirby
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Me, Myself, and I
NEVER EVER GET ON A FLIGHT WITH MAGS CLARKE..YOU WILL REGRET IT...SHE FALLS ASLEEP AND GIVES OUT IF U DONT ORDER MALTEASERS!!!!

SPAIN O8:

'When i say basicly cobweb....i Mean BASICLY cobwebs!!

'You happy now..'

Rebecca and me getting in SOO much trouble by amy!

ONIONS

'Ahhhh im sooo baaakkkeedd'(said the boy doing the shesha)

Amy breaking beds!

Our spanish friends

Our english friends(who wer faaaggggits-except sean kingston!!)

Mags putting a hole in amys roof

Mags dropping her bag into the port

Mags breaking amys post box key

Mags tearing her ligaments in my foot

Mags having 30 euro for 5 weeks

Mags being shafted in general

BONOS BEACH!!!!!

Aliens

Aliens giving birth to UFO'S

Staying in the PYR!

A CHIPS PLEEEEEAAASSEE!

Noh u didnht!!

*SHANK MASSIVE FOR LIFE*
Drinks
CORONAS!!!!!
Happiest When
Drinking, At a free gaff, with sarah masterson, laughing...clearly, on holidays in marbella on the port trollied!!
Dislikes
boys who think they can get any girl they want not naming anyone in paticurlar alex and dan..."she wants me", i hate dubes...why wud u want to spend so much money on a pair of brown leather shoes with white soles and curly laces...eww...i also hate the noise of people when they eat it is just so Fucking irrritating..i hate people who are so sloppy when eating...all boys! i hate awkward silences, fish, tall people (only coz im jealous), fayes cat, kims wild clothes, amys sister sophie..who might i add is 9..eww.., i hate eight year olds who say they are like 8 and 3/4 its like ahh i hate u..actually i hate all kids...never having them, school, really bad hangovers, stuck up people, arrogant people, scruffy people, smelly people!!
Loves
SARAH MASTERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 onions(get ur onions get ur onions), vegetables, cheese, kims car, jonnies house, funny people, santa clause, cursing, fat pance, my vans which by the way collie are NOT bowling shoes, taking pain killers not in a weird addictive way (shut up faye and collie), getting drunk, getting ready to go out, janices bed, bradys panini, getting presents, jellynose...what a boy(kim u know wat im talkin bout) the 46N nitelink back to skank hill best laugh ever, bennigans, me and kyles dates, picking up random boys with the girls in janices car, being in brittas for the bank holiday weekend, cracking jokes with kim cos there always so funny, hearing ur fav song on the radio, brand new socks, electric blankets.
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Amy G

Amy G

Absolute Granny Grabber!! ROOOOONNNNEEEYYYYYY­!!!!!

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    • rejection!!

      Rejection lines 11 days ago

      Woman's English
      Yes = No

      No = Yes

      Maybe = No

      I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

      We need = I want

      It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

      Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later!

      We need to talk. = I need to complain.

      Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

      I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

      You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

      This kitchen is so inconvenient. = I want a new house.

      I want new curtains. = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

      Hang the picture there. = NO, I mean hang it there!

      I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.

      Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

      How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

      I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

      Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

      You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

      Are you listening to me!? = {Too late, you're dead}

      Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep?

      I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

      MEN'S ENGLISH

      I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.

      I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.

      I'm tired. = I'm tired.

      Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.

      Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.

      Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.

      May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex w/you.

      Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

      You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

      What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this.

      What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

      What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

      I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

      I love you. = Let's have sex now.

      I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

      Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

      Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50.00 and it doesn't look that much different!

      Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person so that you'd like to have sex with me.

      Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

      (while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freaking dress and let's go home


      0 Commentaren 1238 dagen

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      ..... 21 days ago

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      DO THIS!
      it....
      1 Who are you?
      2. Are we friends?
      3. When and how did we meet?
      4. Do you hav a crush on me?
      5. Would u kiss me?
      6. would u fuk me?
      7. Describe me in 3 words?
      8. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
      9. Give me a nickname and explain why?
      10. Describe me in 1 word
      11. what was ur first impression of me?
      12. do u still think the same?
      13. What reminds u of me?
      14. If you could give me anything wot wld it b?
      15. How well do u no me?
      16. Whens the last time u saw me?
      17. Ever wanted 2 tell me sumthing u couldnt?
      18. Are you goin 2 put dis on ur blog and c wot i say about u?

      10 Commentaren 1312 dagen

    • guess!!

      guess!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      hahaha ah haha
      1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

      2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
      Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a
      difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

      3) NOT SHAVING.
      You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

      4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
      Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

      5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
      Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.

      6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
      Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

      7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
      A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

      8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
      Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
      fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

      9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
      Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

      10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
      Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

      11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
      Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

      12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
      Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

      13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
      Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

      14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
      Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

      15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
      You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

      16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
      Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

      17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
      A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.

      18) GOING TOO FAST.
      When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts

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    • hey

      need a make up artist

      want to be gorgeous for a girls night out or hens party i can do the make up before u and ur friends go out, have ur debs coming up and need to look gorgeous for him or want to look the best for that first date or want that first date feeling back well ur on the right p...

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    • Heat AtTripod
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      Absolute School Of Modelling Dublin

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    • Nicky J
      Nicky J

      here wats up wi your bebo ya mad ting!!??:L :L . . . .
      yeah i no its gonna suck, bu going away for a year nex year, so's its not for nothin!!!!!!. . . . . . been workin dere for good while, . . . . yolanda jus got a job dere. . . . .ah god help me!!!!. . . . .xx

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    • Shane Bowler
      Shane Bowler

      whatt up x

      41 weken geleden
    • Nicky J
      Nicky J

      yeah still in sticks!!. . . . ass hole don need to be reminded how head reckin it is!!!!. . . . . bu tink am movin to town in few weeks, so all good if that happens!!, . . . .

      ah thailand will be savage!!!!. . . . . not really sure wat im doing, . . . bu thinks im gonna beast ou work for the summer nd take a year ou nex one. . . . .

      yeah bondi in town, am workin dere now, . . . . . drop in sum time!!. . . . x

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    • Absolute School Of Modelling Dublin
      Absolute School Of Modelling Dublin

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    • Nicky J
      Nicky J

      nah ya wrote to me on face book. . . . . . why,only cool people using bebo now????ha state o it!!. . . . . yeah still dbs, . . . . shite collage, bu still a laugh. . . . . ya should deffo come down to bondi sum night nd we ge fucked!!!!. . . . . . las time i was ou wi you was yonks!!. . . . ya doing ne ting for summer????. . . .

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    • Nicky J
      luv Nicky J

      alright you????. . . . .
      ah fuck all crack really, jus beastin ou work nd stressin my self in collage!!!!. . . . . got my results back nd i passed all my exams, bar 1 which i failed,. . . . . . .cause i slept in for it!!!!!!!!!!!. . . . . . SUCH a retart like!!!!!!!!. . . . . . . bu ne ways, . . . . . summit to look foward to in summer!!!!>:( >:( . . . . gay!!!!!


      wats good wi you??. . . . .you still in collage lazy head????. . . . .

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    • Ashley Slevin
      Ashley Slevin

      heya hun how r u havnt seen u in ages just to let u know hun im doin hair at home if u know anyone interested or even 4 u and faye
      hope ur keepin well
      xxx

      45 weken geleden
    • Paddy T
      Paddy T

      alright kirbs how you! how things!

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      Arts Ball tickets on sale @ the tables as well, biggest session of the year, Burlington & Annabels February 4th

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