Sunday 28th of December 2006

Woke up in Glasgow in my hotel and got showered and dressed for the day. Went to the airport to catch my flight to Iceland.

Landed at Keflavik airport in Iceland and with a 4 hour wait decided to take the tour to the Blue Lagoon. Once at the Blue Lagoon decided i would take a little swim in it, it was crazy, the water was really warm but I was swimming outside in the middle of a blizzard with gale force winds and snow and it was still nice! lol Plus what made it even worse I had to wear those stupid skin sight shorts things which are not flattering in a blizzard!! haha After my swim I got lunch and headed back to the airport.

Got my flight to New York and once I landed at JFK headed to my hotel to get freshened up and out for dinner. After dinner had a couple pints and then back to the hotel for my bed.

Breakfast in Scotland, Lunch in Iceland and Dinner In America, I'll probably never have another day like that in my life!!! magic!!!

HOW TO POOP AT WORK

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below.

As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable.

For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.

CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk
briskly around the office so the smell is not
in your area and everyone else gets a
whiff but doesn't know where it came from.
Be careful when you do this. Do not stop
until the full fart has been expelled.
Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the
smell has left your pants.

FLY BY The act of scouting out a
bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for
other poopers. If there are others in
the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be
careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER.
People may become suspicious if they
catch you constantly going into the
bathroom.

ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while
taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in
a stall. This is usually accompanied by
a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you
release an escapee, do not acknowledge
it.
Pretend it did not happen. If you are
standing next to the farter in he urinal,
pretend you did not hear it. No one
likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all
involved Making a joke or laughing makes
both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK When forcing a poop, several
farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This
is usually a side effect of diarrhea or
a hangover. If this should happen, do not
panic. Remain in the stall until
everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone
the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the
toilet the instant the poop hits the water.
This reduces the amount of air time the
poop has to stink up the bathroom. This
can help you avoid being caught doing
the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall,
to the sink, to the door after you have
just stunk up the room. This can be a
very uncomfortable moment if someone
walks in and busts you. As with farts,
it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist.
Can be avoided with the use of the
COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER A colleague
who poops at work and is damn proud
of it. You will often see an Out Of The
Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a
newspaper or magazine under his or her
arm. Always look around the office for the
Out The Closet Pooper before entering
the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PF.N) A
group of co-workers who band
together to ensure emergency pooping
goes off without incident. This group can
help you to monitor the whereabouts of
Out Of The Closet
Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom
somewhere in the building where you can
least expect visitors. Try floors that
are predominantly of the opposite sex. This
will reduce the odds of a pooper of your
sex entering the
bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not
realize that you are in the stall and tries to
force the door open. This is one of the
most shocking and vulnerable moments
that can occur when taking a poop at
work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the
Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts
all new entrants into the bathroom that
you are in a stall. This can be used to
cover-up a WATERMELON, or