Carly Puletiuatoa
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- Motto
- Just call me Mrs. P
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Life affords
no greater responsibility,
no greater priviledge, than the raising of the next generation
>>>>>>^^^^^^^^^<<<<<<<<
- Music
- anything that makes me wanna dance
- Sports
- BLUES - AUCKLAND - MANLY - KIWI'S - QUEENSLAND - GREG MURPHY - ALL BLACKS
- Drinks
- I like to have a few every now and again, but if you ever want to buy me one its 42 Below Feijoa
- Happiest When
- at home with a good DVD and everything at my fingertips and no one in the house - Yes these are rare moments !!!
- Favorite Saying
- Tama's fav saying at the moment is "What the Hell" Ok who taught him that?????
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The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London.
A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a Black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess.
"Madam, what is the matter," the Hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a Black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please, the Hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available."
The Hostess went away and came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy class. I spoke to the Captain and he informed me that there are also no seats in the Business class. All the same, we still have one seat in First class." Before the woman could reply, the Hostess continued: "It is unusual for our company to permit someone from Economy class to sit in First class. However, given the circumstances, the Captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." She turned to the Black man and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First class."
At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.0 komentarzy 579 dni
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Women Are Evil By Nature
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. '
Are you the manager?' she asked, softly
stroking his face with both hands. 'Actually, no,' he replied.
'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there anything I can do?'
'Yes. I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and
slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.
'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to say.
'Tell him,' she whispered, '
There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.
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How To Decide Who to Marry: By Kids
Kids Contemplate Marriage.
How would you make your marriage work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
Ricky, age 10
How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
Derrick, age 8
What do you think your mom and dad have in common?
Both don’t want any more kids.
Lori, age 8
What do most people do on a date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure?)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?
I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
Craig, age 9
When is it okay to kiss someone?
When they’re rich.
Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.
Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8
What is the right age to get married?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)
Is it better to be single or married?
I don’t know which is better, but I’ll tell you one thing. I’m never going to have sex with my wife. I don’t want to be all grossed out.
Theodore, age 8
It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
How do you decide whom to marry?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.
Kristen, age 10
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6 dni temu
Eirene Iosefa
thanX aunty
hope every1 is good & well
hope 2 c every1 IN nz soOn !
heres a heaart 4 u
xXEIRENE
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3 tygodnie temu
Christina Sileli Tauaifaiga
not long to go now see your beatiful as in a couple of weeks nows the time to put your orders in xoxoxoxo
chloe sending miss L big kiss and loving hugs to everyone me still drunk frm last nite my best friends 45th im the first one up i will come back to you xoxo -
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Eirene Iosefa
Heyy aunty jst wanteDD to stop by and sayy Hiii
its so hot today>>>> aniways luvya lots andlots and lots
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10 tygodni temu
Ana M
haay Carly!!!
Im in o.zz haha yaay me, guess what? i went to BEYONCES CONCERT with ngapine jason micah and jimaine it was kewl as with FLO RIDA as a special guest but i get back this thursday heas some love -
10 tygodni temu
Christina Sileli Tauaifaiga
Hi there SuperMom
how you keeping sorry its been awhile
awesome family day photos
still trying to get myself back to norm
even though Chloe has just turned 8 mths
Miss L and the boys are looking fantastic
hugs and kisses 4 THE FAM BAM !!!
p.s we need to pow wow
u got mail
x o x
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17 tygodni temu
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Selina I18 tygodni temuHey carly... a quick hello from melb... very cold ... all are well have not caught up with mum still not answering when we ring.... hope all are well clan & all famari there!! much alofas sisoefa xxoo
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Moe And Region18 tygodni temuA heart for you today my friend
-Well, that was my intention when I logged on bwahahahahahahhahahha
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20 tygodni temu
JJ Maiyah
TONU AND TINA RICHMOND ALII'S
SOCIAL 22ND AUGUST 2009
6.30PM TILL MIDNIGHT
HELD AT THE MT EDEN WAR MEMORIAL HALL
ON DOMINION RD BALMORAL
$20 TICKET BYO BYO BYO
HEAVY HEAVY SUPPER..LIVE BAND "Island Time"
DJ ALL STARS IN BETWEEN
Tell all your family friends Hope to see you guys and catch up -
21 tygodni temu
Beal And Moira Beal
Sorry lovey, we missed your bday!! How was it? Did you get spoilt? Happy Belated Bday!!!
WE just got back from Townsville last night and had a good time there. WE went for Thane, he had a soccer tournament there. He has made the Queensland Country Under 12 Boys Soccer team. We were so stoked and he was as pleased as punch. Still has a long way to go though and he is regrouping and refocusing. I was never that dedicated or committed to anything at that age!!!!
B is back at work and we are enjoying the sch hols. No mad morning dashes for a few weeks.
D is at Kindy now. He loved it during the first week but needless to say is over it now. I love the peace and quiet!!! My little man is growing....
Well love to you all there.
Love us xxxx -
23 tygodnie temu
Rangi Takai
Happy Birthday for today!
Enjoy the peace and quiet while the kids are asleep. I know this because I'm using your computer. Lol.
Where the party at?
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24 tygodnie temu
Moe And Region
Aw a heart especially for you today
yes I am very busy today hahahhahaha
Looks down,... wow just as well I had my brain on this morning aye!
Talk soon. Ciao Bella
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24 tygodnie temu
Beal And Moira Beal
You Bloody Beauty!!
How wonderful for you all. Nothing definite here yet. Everything is still up in the air but we are doing well. Ask us once we have paid for all of the kids activities....I say that scratching my head.
Dalziel started kindy today and he LOVED it. I hope it stays that way cos he has 3 days a week. It is a pre-prep programme he takes before he starts school next year. More bills....sigh......
Anyway, love to your angels there.
Miss you love HEAPS and love you even more;
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24 tygodnie temu
Angel Utai
Umm, where is the reply to my email?!?!
... that's it, it's over between us!!
Hmm seeing as I don't get a reply by email, I'm not expecting a reply via bebo either
Still love you tho... damit!!
xox
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25 tygodni temu
Moe And Region
Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha for a minute eyes fully dialated as she asks herself 'what's the date??????' hahahahhahahahha THAT IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY! first my guszin and now you. next minute OML WHAT DAY IS MY EXAM? hahahahhahaha nah don't joke it's going that way. hahahhahaha
Was in a car accident earlier today. Was kinda funny but soo soo lucky that we are all okay (me, Senior Admin and Analyst) Poor Admin and poor lady who smacked into us. Both in shock. I had to wind down my window to get some action. -
29 tygodni temu
Stuart Street
hey cookie
jus popping in to wish a "HAPPY MOTHERS DAY" for Sunday sis....pray you, Siu & the kids are well and have a fun filled day. the kids have grown...man, it was good to see the boys at the Triathlon...good on ya's girl..your angel's gettin big aye
she's so beautiful Carly.
Take care suga and much love
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29 tygodni temu
Moe And Region
Hey book me in for end of June! hahhahahaha No don't laugh I'm serious! -Read your email.
Kia ora whanau in the far north! Ko te reo lakapi..
Ed Tuitapa 0 odpowiedziPlease polish the shield before you hand it over to us on Saturday night...Thank you!
carly and siu
JJ Maiyah 0 odpowiedzialofa tele atu..
its over my friends..you and your husband been pretty quiet lately..come to kelston laundry they do a good job wash dry and they even iron and fold..lol
JJ Maiyah 0 odpowiedzi