100 best cork slang words!!!
IMPROVED CORK SLANG (best 100)

This is your first lesson in de frases of de Cork biys. C'mere I realize

some of the feenos and de wans have pure hassle with de Cork speak like.

So have a lash of it and there'll be less gowls around.

How bad!

PART 1: EXPRESSIONS

1) C'mere = Excuse me

2) I will yeah! = no!

3) What's the story fella? = how are you?

4) hows the form? = hows it hanging?:

5) You would yeah! = You wouldn't dare!

6) Here la = here you are

7) There la = it's over there / look over there

State a him la = He looks bad

9) (Ah / Awe) now sham = that's good

10) I claim ya = I would really like to engage in a fight with you.

11) Pure = very

12) Two fucks = care

13) Couldn't give two fucks = I don't care

14) Like = this word is used at least once in every Cork sentence. E.g.

Ah know like you understand don't ya?

15) Like eh = Used as a hesitation at the start of a sentence.

16) Nawful (he's a nawful langer) = terrible

17) Bate = beat up, used with da fuck. E.g. I'll bate da fuck outa ya

1 Have a lash off = have a go

19) Lash into hash = Smoke cannabis

20) Be wide = be careful

21) Scetch = There's someone coming (be wide)

22) Be doggy wide = be extra careful

23) How bad bhoy = good

24) Bhoy (pronounced-by biya) = man / person. Not necessarily a Celt.

25) A trip in the white van = A trip in an ambulance

PART 2: NOUNS & VERBS

26) Brasser / stella / tramp / trollup / whore bag prostitute

27) Stella = Girl who wears her hair up in bob, chews on gum, has

earings the size of hulla hoops, and are mostly norries (see no.71)

2 Jammy Rag = a tampon

29) Steamer / bender / queer / ass-bandit / faggot / puff / gaylord =

homosexual 29 b) Hairy = Child molester / peodaphile or old person /

experienced person

30) Blouse = Steamer ( ya fuckin' blouse)

31) Wan / bure = female

32) Young wan = female child

33) Fella / fein / feeno / your man = male

34) Small fella = Male child

35) Mam / dad / ole man / ole laid / oul fella / oul wan = mother/father

36) Lulla / subla / din-din / a suck / cream crackers

= knackers

37) Apache = joyrider

3 Salk = stolen car

39) Sham = young male / hard man or knacker

40) Sham-feen = macho / hard-man

41) Snout / gonker / snoz = nose

42) Gib / gap / gant / gearbox / pussy / bush / muff vagina

43) Pussy = chicken shit or faggot (see no.29)

44) Langer / langerdan: prick

45) Gowl (Ghoul) = Stupid person

46) Gimp = Feckin eejit

47) Gimpy walk = person with the mousy walk (wabbling from side to side)

4 Fifty = Stood up

49) Poppies / tatties = Potatoes

50) Yolkes = ecstasy

51) Duby / chatnospoof = hash

52) a nodge = small bit of hash

53) a knock = a lump of hash of any size

54) A deal = 10 pounds worth of hash

55) A score = 20 pounds worth of hash

56) Shades / law / blue bottles / pigs / = Gardai

57) Two-bulb / shade mo-beal (awe now feen pull a leggar) = squad car

5 Pig stie = Garda station

59) Speedy = Garda motorbike

60) Gatch = walk

61) Snobby cunt / faggot = well-off person

62) Gammy = deformed

63) Jag / doing a line / jaggin / meetin a wan /with / scoring = going

out with

64) Gatt / lush / drink = alcholic beverages

65) Gattin / on the piss / gettin langers / pintin / on the ear = going

drinkin(in a pub)

66) Bushin = going drinkin on the street

67) Reef / reefin / mangle = beat up / beating up

6 Lamp / skanse / la = look

69) Droppin / Wizz = need to piss

70) Hangin = Need a fag

71) Wah / Whacker: scumbag

72) Norrie = Person from Northside of the City.

73) Frame / kit = woman's body

74) Flaa = good lookin' girl

75) Feak = see no.73

76) Is she feakin' = is she fuckable

77) Drain the weasel / go for a slash / take a piss urinate somewhere

PART 3 : PLACE NAMES

7 Grawn: Gurranabraher

79) Knocka: Knockna

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Ghosts are actually caused by Dennis Leamy killing people faster than Death can process them.

Donncha O'Callaghan frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

John Hayes puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

When Paul O'Connel exercises, the machine gets stronger.

When David Wallace sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. He has not had to pay taxes ever.

Peter Stringer owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

If you see Dennis Leamy crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

Paul O'Connel was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Jerry Flannery. He doesn't have to.

Anthony Foley has only one hand: the upper hand.

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Peter Stringer open you would find another Peter Stringer inside, only smaller and angrier.

Marcus Horan's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Marcus Horan.

Paul O'Connel, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Paul O'Connel, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Donncha O'Callaghan and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Ian Dowling.

Anthony Foley’s dog is trained to pick up his own sh*t because Anthony Foley will not take sh*t from anyone.

When Dennis Leamy gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

David Wallace was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.

The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Paul O’Connel is after it.

Jerry Flannery doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs

David Wallace sold his soul to the devil for his superhuman strenght and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wally dump tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Jerry Flannery doesn't see dead people, he makes people see dead.

The chief export of Marcus Horan is pain.

After much debate, President Bush decided to send the U.S. Marines to Iraq rather than the alternative of sending Donncha O'Callaghan. It was
more "humane".

Anthony foley's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Before each match he plays, Paul O'Connel is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of opposition players.

When Dennis Leamy does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Marcus Horan is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Anthony Foley's hand is the only ha

Fourteen Things That It Took Me Over
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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

Never lick a steak knife.

The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

Your friends love you anyway.
Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.