1. Full Name:
calum neil stanley haig

2. Nicknames:
cal, haig. that's pretty much it i think

3. Birthday:
21st february

4. Place of Birth:
aberdeen

5. Zodiac Sign:
pisces

6. Male or Female:
male

7. School:
oldmachar academy

8. Left:
2003

9. Occupation:
neighbourhood services support assistant

10. Residence:
aberdeen

11. MSN Screen Name:
calum

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Colour:
brown

13. Hair Length:
very short

14. Curly/Straight:
straight

15. Eye Colour:
btm (blue the most)

16. Height:
5ft 5in?

17. Braces:
no

19. Piercings:
god no

20. Tattoos:
nit

21. Righty or Lefty:
right

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First proper best friend:
craig paterson

23. First Award:
i remember one time in modern studies i got voted cutest boy in the class, but then i tied with gavin mcgee so i reckon they were taking the piss. actually now that i think about it, that was a ridiculously harsh thing to get a class of 2nd years to vote on.

24. First Sport:
football

25. First Pet:
pangus

26. First Real Holiday:
majorca

27. First Concert:
idlewild

28. First Love:
me and jillian hewat were pretty hot and heavy in primary 1/2

___ Favorites___

29. Movie:
star wars

30. TV programme:
star trek (smart, i sound like a fucking geek)

31. Colour:
dark blue

32. Rapper:
biz markie

33. DJ:
care?

34. Song:
just a friend

35. Best Friend:
andy

36. Sweet:
i love tangfastics

37. Sport to Play:
football

38. Restaurant:
care

39. Favourite band:
the divine comedy (only 3 days!)

40. Store:
care

41. School Subject:
music

42. Animal:
whales

43. Book:
the 39 steps

44. Magazine:
care

45. Shoes:
my black shoes

___Currently___

46. Feeling:
excited about my holiday

47. Single or Taken:
singleish

48. Have a crush:
nah

49. Eating:
i'm still pretty full from the burger i had for lunch

50. Drinking:
some tropical fruit juice with fizzy water

51. Typing:
this

52. Online:
bebo

53. Listening To:
metallica

54. Thinking:
i should probably pack, but man, /assed/

55. Wanting To Be:
in paris. lucky i'm going there in a couple of days

56. Watching:
sunny p if it EVER FUCKING DOWNLOADS

57. Wearing:
my lovely black t shirt with my bad-ass jeans

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?:
maybe

59. Want to be Married?:
i guess

60. Careers in Mind:
i quite fancy being the next calvin harris, only less talented

61. Where do you want to live:
venice

62. Car:
care

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour:
brunnetes/redheads

64. Hair length:
i've had a thing about short haired girls recently

65. Eye colour:
blue blue blue, but i'm not too bothered

66. Measurements:
small and curvy

67. Cute or Sexy:
if i'm going out with them, then cute.

68. Lips or Eyes:
eyes the most

69. Hugs or Kisses:
hugs

70. Short or tall:
short

71. Easygoing or serious:
easy going

72. Romantic or Spontaneous:
can't they be both?

73. Fatty or Skinny:
skinny, but not /ridiculously/ skinny

74. Sensitive or Loud:
loud

75. Hook-up or Relationship:
both have their charms. something in the middle would be best

76. Sweet or Caring:
again, these surely go hand in hand?

77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:
trouble maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger:
oh yes

79. Had Alcohol:
not for a day or so

80. Smoked:
god no

81. Ran Away From Home:
nah

82. Broken a bone:
nope

83. Got an X-ray:
yup

84. Been with someone:
well, yeah

85. Broken Someones Heart:
i don't think so

86. Broken Up With Someone:
naaah, not really

87. Cried When Someone Died:
james doohan

88. Cried At School:
yeah

___Do You Believe In___

89. God:
no

90. Miracles:
no

91. Love At First sight:
i'd love to, but no

92. Ghosts:
no

93. Aliens:
i'm open to it, but i don't believe any h

1. Spell your name without an E,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N.

U G

terrible.

2. Are you single?

i am

3. What is your favourite number?

the one right after care.

4. What is your favorite color?

blue

5. Least favorite color?

i'll go with beige, because for some reason everyone over 70 loves it.

6. What are you listening to?

11h30 by danger. it's like justice meets an amiga.

7. Are you happy with your life right now?

yeah i guess. i mean, it's pretty terrible, but at least it's hilarious.

8. Are you involved with anyone?

no

9. What is your favorite subject in school/ college?

i dunno what my favourite subject was. it would be music if i was there now.

10. Do you shop at Abercrombie?

no

11. Do you have money?

i have a tenner just now, but come the weekend i'll have plenty. it's payday and i have a wedding. woo.

12. Would you take an ex back?

i doubt it.

13. Are you outgoing?

hmm, i can be. i can be very quiet too though.

14. Are you gay?

nah. shemales are pretty good though, you can sort of convince yourself it's not /really/ gay.

15. Where do you wish you were right now?

a bar.

16. What should you be doing right now?

nothing really, i'm on holiday.

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?

yes

Can you do a cart wheel?

haha, i doubt it.

Can you touch your toes?

no

Can you wiggle your ears?

yes

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

nah

THE DIDS:

Did you ever want to be a doctor?

no

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?

assed

Did you ever want to be a teacher?

nit

Did you ever break the law?

oh all the time, nothing bad though.

Did you vote for Bush?

i prefer a smooth minge.

THE DOs:

Do you like rollercoasters?

no, they terrify the /shit/ out of me.

Do you own a bike?

oh god no, they're almost as bad.

Do you play the lotto?

no, but i'm going to start.

Do you like football?

i do. both playing and watching.

Do you have a shopping addiction?

nah

THE DOES:

Does your family have family picnics?

not really, we have family outings fairly often though. bless.

Does you wallet have any pics in it?

no. who would i have a picture of? scoo?

Does your job bring you satisfaction?

hardly. i used to like stacking the apples up really high, but then they gave me into trouble

Does a soft answer turn away wrath?

what a strange question, i'm not answering. softly or otherwise.

Does sex mean love?

no, but anal might.

THE LASTS:

Last person you hung out with?

mandy, steph, etc. at their flat after the quiz.

Last car ride?

with my brother from band practice

Last text message?

"i can. will you be able to get it to your sister and not add to the money your due me."

fuck off scoo, and check your grammar.

Last baby you held?

have i /ever/ held a baby?

Last time you shaved?

today

LAST THING?

What was the last thing you bought?

i bought an oasis on my route home monday morning.

What was the last thing you had to drink?

diluting juice.

What was the last thing you watched?

the sweden game, though i regret it.

What was the last thing you read?

i'm reading sherlock holmes just now.

What was the last thing you hand wrote?

my signature on a receipt yesterday

THE WHOS:

Who last talked to you on the phone?

some woman who phoned today asking for my mum

Who was the last person you took a picture of?

someone's arse. i guess i shouldn't say.

Who was the last person to leave you a comment?

1)If you were going to marry your boyfriend/girlfriend what would your name be?
calum haig, obviously.


2) What did you do this afternoon?
i'm yet to find out. probably watch tv, have a wank. etc.


3) When do you plan on having kids or your next kid?
probably in my 30s


4) Does someone like you?
yes, a few.


5) Can you take a bra off with one hand?
pfft, i can barely take them off with two.


6) Can you use chopsticks?
only slightly better than bras


7) If you get a call in the middle of the night, who would it be?
um, i dunno. probably someone wanting to meet me in town.


Were you a hyper or mellow kid?
i think i was sort of in the middle.


9) Why did you throw up last?
alcohol. doesn't happen often though.


10) Last time you were drunk?
last night at the pub quiz. came second.


11) What's for dinner?
green eggs and ham.


12)Who do you message most in both genders?
probably scoo. and girl wise it's either whatever girl i'm seeing or my sister.


13) Voting for Hilary?
no, and even if i could, no.


14) How many e-mail addresses do you have?
two, google and hotmail.


15) Do you have to have brand name stuff?
nah


16) Last time you washed your hair?
yesterday evening


17) Do you like Oreos?
not really.


1 Do you send out Thank-You cards?
i usually write a wee letter or e-mail.


19) Can you ice skate?
oh christ no.


20) Do you flip people off while driving?
i don't drive, but i probably would.


21) Would you take a bullet for anyone?
hmm, maybe family members. that's pretty much it.


22) Do you keep a planner?
no. what would i write in it? friday - drunk, saturday - drunk/gig, sunday - drunk. mon-thurs - work.


23) What are you wearing exactly?
very nice jeans i got from burtons, a black next jumper with some no-name blue shirt underneath. oh and really skanky converse rip-offs.


24) Do you like to grocery shop?
god no, thankfully i'm quite quick at it seeing as i know where rpetty much everything is in tesco. mayonnaise? aisle 36, mod 10 on the right, shelves A-C. i hate my life.


25) What kind of mood are you in?
a lazy one. i'm glad i'm off today.


26) Last time you cleaned?
umm, i cleaned up at work on friday


27) Did you get an Easter basket?
no


2 What pills do you take daily?
none


29) Do you do your own laundry?
no


30) Do you go tanning?
no


31) Do you take out the trash?
yes sometimes


32) Are you getting engaged any time soon?
nooooo


33) What's the best part about being single?
being able to do whatever you want. nights out are crap when you're in the slightest tied down. want to pull her? can't. (not that you know, it's a sure thing otherwise)


34) Do you watch "The Hills"?
the /what/


35) Last CD you played?
i've been listening to dexy's midnight runners and the new ratatat album.


36) What did you do last Saturday night?
watched eurovision then went into town and got severely drunk.


37) Which one of your friends is going to have the cutest baby?
oh my friends are all dog ugly. i'll be surprised if their kids avoid a well-drowning straight off.


3 What is the theme of your bedroom?
it is green.


39) Wearing any bracelets?
no.


40) Last thing someone bought for you?
a drink?


41) What are you going to do now?
oh i dunno. shit?