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About Me

Me, Myself, and I
Jan 3rd 2010
Man Utd 0 - 1 Leeds United

to the tune of you,l never walk alone...
One-Nil Oooone-Nil
In your own.. back yard
And You'll nevvver live, this down
You'll never live, this down
One-Nil...



Music
Im a die hard Angerfist fan.
Likes
Friday afternoon's, Davide Somma, Music (virtually every genre), when Leeds win...When utd loses<(January 3rd 2010), on da piss wit da lads rain hail r snow...*(usually rain n hail), Underground Hip-Hop, wakin up n sat morning, Dinner, Goin to bed..., lyin on da sofa watchin TV, Sun!, action/thrillers, Ford super sunday, kikin sum1s ass at fifa/pro evo, wallet bein heavy, up da woods wit da guys music blarin and a few beers
Dislikes
Students, College, My sister's keeper, C. Ronaldo, the phrase "whoop whoop" stupid annoyin 300bpm dance music, Happy People..espically shiny 1's, stuck up girls, 50 cent, TimWestwood, MAN UTD, annoyin cockney men (e, g john terry) , when no1 is goin drinkin..., ppl 4rm da halifax ad's, bands like MCR and McFly...(jus cus dey jump around wit guitars does not make it rock music), High School Musical and its fans, ppl hu think 50 cent is the best rapper ever, rain, avin no money..., Max Rushden..hes a cunt, chick flicks, annoying wee girls on bebo dat update der sayings 14 times daily and its always sum cheesy crap abt boys/men...seriously if ya want a cheesy git go marry Gary fukin Barlow...oh and wee girls dat finish each comment wit "luff u babz XoXoX"..Idiots realli. and lastly the germans!!....fukin hate the germans.
The Four Elements
"Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be." - Scroobius pip (Thou shalt always kill)
Jeremy Kyle
"You disgust me...you call urself a man....thats ur mum ova der...u make me sick talkin to her like that ur the scum of the earth u moron" (crowd applauds) - Jeremy Kyle
January 3rd 2010
Man Utd 0 - 1 Leeds United
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  • Devil makes work of idle thumbs...god nos wat he do wit a fingers...


    Name someone with brown eyes, (not including yourself)
    Nicole

    Can you remember who texted you last without checking?
    Nicole

    Do you know what the message was about?
    Tellin me that she does in fact av brown eyes:D :L

    When was the last time you danced?
    Jived to a spotta 2unlimited on sat

    What's the last piece of jewellry you bought?
    Necklace for nicole...ano am great

    What's the last thing you drew on yourself or someone else?
    dots n my nuckles 4 boredom

    Do you have a passion for anything?
    Music

    Do you know what your next injection will be?
    My 9 o clock hit

    When's the last time you had fried eggs?
    few months bk

    Does anyone call you darling? If so who?
    nah they do not

    Do you know what hyperbole means?
    lik exageratin r suhn?am wile 4 it

    Have you found your Romeo, or Juliet?
    2 multiplied by 10 + 1...Romeo Dunn, anyway perhaps yes

    If not do you think you ever will?
    well ad like 2 imagine so

    If you could give advice to one famous person who would you choose?
    JFK
    What would you say to them? And why?
    Dont trust "drop tops":L ...its obvious?

    Do you like sugar with your tea?
    nah im sweet nuff

    If you had to have a cartoon character tattooed to you what would it be?
    Lucas the Kop Kat

    You have to dye your hair two colours, what do you choose?
    nowt?nt at da same time anyway?

    Ever bought shoelaces?
    aye

    Have a huge crush on someone?
    well...aye suppose it is?

    If so, say 3 details about them
    Brown hair...great legs...and her name is cheryl cole :L :L :L ya didnt c dat cumin;)

    Are you thirsty?
    a am not thanks anyway

    What is the advert on this page advertising?
    Save the rainforests

    Is it distracting at all?
    nah

    Do you like speedboats?
    aye suppose?wud like 2 be in 1

    Ever had something stolen? If so what?
    my virginity

    If you had to destroy one photo that is on display which one would you pick?
    my national skul 1

    Would you call shopping a therapy?
    if a had da dough den yes

    What's one thing you'd like to know about your future?
    wat il die of and hw old?

    Would you look at yourself when you were younger?
    eh? via mirror?

    If the above question was actually possible what... advice, or what would you say to your younger self?
    perhaps ya shud snap more often...

    You get on a bus, do you choose to sit on the left or right?
    Right

    Front middle or back of the bus?
    Back...ish

    Do you hate it when people play their music too loud?
    Fukin crimbo tunes annoy me

    If you could have anything to eat and drink what would it be?
    a cud murder a kebab

    Any famous last words?
    as above

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  • time on my hands...

    Do you prefer light or dark hair girls?
    Dark

    2. Are you currently frustrated with a girl?
    a am not

    3. Do you have a best friend?
    nah wudn say 1?

    4. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
    a av not

    5. Do you like your life?
    cant complain wen ders ppl dyin over lack of water

    6. Do you shop at hollister?
    dunno wat/wer dat is

    7. Has one of your friends ever stolen a girlfriend from you?
    nope?

    8. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
    Boys

    9.How long have you had Myspace?
    ack a av 1 sumwer dnt use it tho

    10. Have you ever slapped a girl in the face?
    god no...get wile tempted 2 sumtyms :L

    11. Whats your biggest fears?
    a slow death?and...global warming never happnin

    12. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
    god no

    13. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
    aye...dats a cunt that

    14. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?
    a do not

    15. Do you ever wish you were famous?
    ad rather da fortune dan da fame

    16. Are you currently missing someone?
    a am not

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  • Boredom

    what's one thing you do when you're mad?
    Punch suhn or listen to a spotta easy listening...four tops for instance

    -how's your mood?
    grand...thats 2 grand

    - we all change right?
    We do indeed

    - when is the last time you saw number 1 on your top friends?
    less than 20min ago

    - is the last person you kissed mad at you?
    not that i no of, so yes...yes she is

    - when was the last time you talked to your number 2 in person?
    quite a wile actually..maybe 2 months

    - honestly has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
    they sure av

    - have you learned any lessons in life?
    Never trust a man wit a tache

    - how do you feel about your hair right now?
    The trademark fringe is on show...so great!

    - have you ever had someone sing to you?
    aw al da tym

    - would you forgive a friend for telling your biggest secret?
    probly? dnt av many...i trust me...thats hu

    - where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
    Anton's charity shop

    - last person who told you things were going to be okay?
    duno ?

    - ever kissed anyone with the name starting with a B?
    dunno? not many girls names start wit b?

    - did you kiss or hug anyone today?
    aye the bird

    - what's something you really want right now, be honest?
    cud murder a nu drum machine

    where were you at midnight last night?
    Home a thnk

    - is there someone that makes you happy every time you speak with them?
    am happy anyway

    - did anyone yell at you today?
    ay Jones was givin it all that (i now realise ya cant c my hand gestures)

    have you lost a best friend in the past year?
    nah?

    - are you texting anybody?
    am indeed

    - have you ever had a best frend of the opposite sex?
    in my younger days

    - has any one said they love you in the last week?
    they av not

    - what is the most irritating thing?
    Colby O Donis

    - when's the last time you said you were fine when you really weren't?
    ack a wile ago

    - do you sometimes wonder what the world would be like without you?
    big ocean...little fish am not martin luther king 4 christ sake

    - do you eat candy daily?
    i do indeed but i dnt call it candy

    - how's your heart lately?
    no strokes so grand

    - last awkward moment?
    abt a month?

    - when you were in elementary school, did you change best friends a lot?
    nope

    - last thing you touched not computer-related?
    ;) :P :L :L nah my fone

    - have you ever suspected anyone of cheating on you?
    nope

    - does the song you're currently listening to remind you of anyone specific?
    Nah cus not many ppl no Underground West Coast Gangsta Rap to well...ano, shockin

    - last beverage you had?
    tea

    - is your myspace headline from a song?
    not a myspace kinda guy

    - does it annoy you when people say they'll call but never do?
    nope

    - which do you prefer: coffee or tea?
    tea

    - does a kiss make you feel better?
    nah bitta the gear does tho :P :L :L

    - do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in?
    b4 i get in

    - have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower?
    god no

    - have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time?
    nah? im not islamic

    - have you ever thought about your death?
    not in-depth

    - would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field?
    i always wuda thot play the field...but am acually happy goin steady

    - what are you doing tomorrow?
    its goodfriday...so nuthin...holy nonsense

    - have you ever run over an animal?
    Nah was in wit a m8 hu smacked a sheep wit a stager tho
    - have you ever been skinny dipping?
    nah av not

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Do you help others in your neighborhood?: do a hell
Are you a greedy person?: nah i wudn say so
Do you have an inflated ego?: slightly yes
Are you a popular person?: nah nt really?
Are you a prep?: eh?
Should you be sent to heaven or hell?: neither they dnt exist
How cruel are you?: nah a wudn say am cruel
How good are you at accepting challenges?: quite gud
Do you have a likable personality?: ish
Are you a selfish person?: nah
Are you taking life for granted?: nope
Do you display leadership skills?: nope
Are you an extrovert?: eh?
Are you narrow minded or broad minded?: broad?
How nice are you?: niceish yes
Are you stone-hearted?: nah?
Are you soft-spoken?: nope
Are you living a beautiful life?: nope
Which brain are you- left or right?: left a think
How cynical are you?: nt really
How well do you handle criticism?: quite well if its constructive
Do people take advantage of you?: aye nicole
Are you a procrastinator?: oh fuk of
Are you a God-fearing person?: nah he fears me
How self confident are you?: depends n my mood
How assertive are you?: quite yes
Do you pick up fights easily?: nah
Do you have good people skills?: i just dnt use them ha
Are you a nature lover?: nah nt really
Do you give enough time to yourself?: yes twice a day;) haha
Are you a good party organizer?: god no
Are you religious?: atheist am afraid
Are you a good listener?: aye
Are you an optimist or a pessimist?: pessimist
Are you distracted easily when working?: yes
Do you fight or take flight?: wat?
Do you live in the present or the past?: present
Are you a boastful person?: haha 2 sum ppl
Do you take decisions with your heart or your mind?: mind mostly
Are you narcissistic?: avent a clue
Do you test your limits when needed?: yes
Are you an emotional person?: nah nt really
Are you far-sighted?: nope
Do you lie when needed?: yes
Do you cry easily?: nope
Are you a visual or an auditory person?: auditory`
How excited are you about life?: am nt really?
Do you vie for attention?: nope
Are you original and mature?: yea both
What do you have unique in you?: weird as a bag of squirels
What are you looking for in life?: €€€
Do you have a devilish streak?: nah
How charismatic are you?: aw i try
Do you lose your temper often?: sumtimes
Do you love kids?: nah
Do you have a fear of anything?: fear itself...think abt it
Are you in control of your life?: b8r be dan sum1 else
How good are your communication skills?: what? ha
Are you short tempered?: nah
Are you happy in life?: cant complain?
Are you absent-minded?: nah
Are you a miser?: eh?
Are you adventurous?: very...jus ask nicole:P
Can people rely on you?: well they can..shudnt tho
Do you have a pure heart?: aye
Do you know yourself truly?: well ad hope so?
Are you street-smart?: nt really,no enuff 2 get by
Are you an analytical thinker?: yea kinda
Are you wasting your life via some activity?: a cud be wit music?
Do you try to make everyone happy?: nah oppisite ha
How well do you handle a crisis?: crumble like a wreck ha
Do you have a sense of humor?: some wud say so
Do you pamper your mind?: by thinkin hapi thoughts r wat?
Name your strengths: hasta be mental cus it aint physical
Are you a honest person?: yea 2 shonest sum say
Are you a know all or a no all?: no all but i try 2 be the other ha
Are you boring?: very..hence y im doin this
Do you criticize others too much?: nah?
Do you think you are a loser?: jesus...nt until nw
Are you compassionate?: sumtimes
Name your weaknesses: weak as fuk
Are you witty?: a am indeed
Are you passionate about what you do?: aye very
Are you a forgetful person?: yup
How active are you?: active nuf?
Do you love yourself?: nah
How courteous are you?: quite abit
Are you a smiley?: nope
Are you a morning person or an evening person?: evening
Do worries dominate you?: yea am afriad so
Do you reveal things about yourself to others easily?: do a fuck
Do you think before you act?: wisha did it more
Are you ambitious?: yes
Do you speak from the heart?: speak 4rm the mind
Do you like travelling?: aye
Are you a day or a night person?: day
Are you environment friendly?: nah
Do you have any addictions?: nicotine
Are you a cleanliness freak?: ama fuck
Do you help others in your neighborhood?: u already asked dat
Did you like this survey?: nah was crap

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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
Goodfellas

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
wuda hell

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
My ma am afraid

4.Is that your natural hair color?
tis

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
bloody gr8 got like 11

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
god no

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
well? adunno if it still counts as a crush?

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
3 years r suhn? well a wud imagine so

9.Can you lick your elbow?
a can not

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
well my window is closed so a wud be pickin shards of glass uta my face 4 a start

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
shower;) :L

12.Do you wear fake tan?
god no

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
am partial to a sneeze yes

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
mine

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
tea

16.Do fish make good pets?
nah?

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
Ostrich...avin a pet sheep in donegal is just askin for trouble to be honest

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
dnt think so?

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
Sony Ericsson

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
40 r suhn

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Leo's

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
they are indeed....tad fast tho

23.When’ s the last time you showered
20min ago

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
a wud imagine so yes

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
double

26.Do you make your bed daily?
a make an attempt at makin my bed

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
am nt gonna fukin count

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
im wearin nowt but a towel actually :L

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
2

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
constantly

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
probly at sum1...cant remember when

32.Do you take compliments well?
nah a fire bk wit an insult...course i fukin do

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
nt really?

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
invisible...definitley

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
aye?

36.Where does number one live?
couple of doors up just :L

37.Would you date them?
God no

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
i dnt fukin no?forehead? foreskin more like :L:L

39.What color of socks do you have on?
none

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
nah jus they odd this is wera got dne around the cannister wit a pipe or this is where a fag got put ut on my hand...nowt special

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
30min?

42.Have you bought anything today?
a av not

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
:L:L:L:L no?wats da point of dat?

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
n back of door

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
Afternoon:L

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
a av not...a dnt think

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
:L:L:L wat a question? a dunno av never really thot

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
just me? none a think?

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
BK

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Irn Bru

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Handsome guy...nah a need a shave

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
a av not

53.Lap top or pc?
PC

54.What color is your keyboard?
Black

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
BT a think? and my ma

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
a av not

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
they do indeed

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
aye same melody indeed a did

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
a did not

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
secretive

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
maggots...smaller

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
a av

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
during my drag queen phase....NO!

64.Do you text or call more?
text

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
irritating...god a h8 him

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
:L:L:L aye nt all da time obviosuly but aye

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
my vibrator....mah tv remote

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
slow danced? a raved wit j on friday if dat counts?

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
nope

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
av never indepthly thot abt it:L

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
?adunno?probly rob it

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Blue

74.How many tv's in your house?
4

75.Type your name using only your elbow
callum <<<<hahah fuck u bebo!

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
no?

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
of course:D

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
christ...a wud say so?

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
ay

80.Favourite sports to watch?
Footie

81.Can you play Poker?
texas hold em aye

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
nah am quite aware of hw 2 spell my own name thanx

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
a av actually

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
nope

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
a do

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
a av not

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Limes

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
bouncy castle!

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
av indeed

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
still am a child...nah wudn say spoiled...otherwise id be a complete spanner of a person

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
Tony Montana givin me the eyes

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
a av not

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
beef

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
fukin hope not

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
do a hell

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
a vegetable

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
nah?

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
grab there water pistol n aim 4 there face

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
nose juest

100.How many times have you moved house?
5

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
hudini

102.Curtains or blinds?
blinds

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
fuck off

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
am abt ta

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69 Things About Me

Height: 5ft 10 r so
Weight: 11 stone
Birthday: 2nd dec
Town you were born in: Worthing
Single or Committed: Committed...am nt married r owt tho
Favorite band: Nirvana/Oasis
Favorite sports team: Leeds Utd
Favorite drink: Fosters/Morgan/Dr Pepper
Favorite getaway: Texas
Favorite pasttime: Chronic Masturbation
Favorite reality show: nowt really
Best thing to ever happen to you: movin uta strathfoyle
Favorite clothes: adunno? trackie a suppose
Your hair color : Brown
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
Do you kiss on the first date: And much more
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Favorite restaurant: Tony's
Favorite movies: Scarface/Goodfellas
Love or money: Ya can live witut love
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunette
Your ambition: Be Minted
Ever bungee jumped: avent but wud like 2
Ever swam in the ocean: av indeed
Ever been in love: perhaps
Ever broken someones heart: and legs in the same motion!:D haha
Had your heart broken: I dont av a heart..im a rite cunt
Broke a bone: nose just
Favorite TV show character: avtna baldys
Cats or Dogs: Dogs
Pizza or Burger: Burger
Your first crush: God no's
Ever lied to your parents: av indeed
Worst fear: Buried alive or drownin..or both
Your weakness: Strength of a btl of wkd
Any tattoos: 1 on my arm
Favorite subject in school: P:E
Kisses or hugs: hu da hell says hugs?
Done anything you regret: done any1 more like
Passive or aggressive: Passive
Morning or Evening: Evening
Summer or Winter: Summer
Ever won a sports medal: av indeed
Ever been out of your country: a was born uta dis country
Your dream vacation: Columbia
Best gift you have received: a bag of brown from santa hah
Favorite Actor: Pacino
Favorite Actress: cudn give a bollox
Best compliment someone gave you: "your a dichead" that i am
Do you hate anyone: Nope
Hip-hop or Rock: Hip-Hop...slightly (none of that 50 cent/T.I nonsense)
Favorite perfume: Im str8
Ever been fined by a traffic cop: av not
Country you: Columbia
Ever been to a drive-in-movie: Im irish for god's sake
Ever lied to teachers in school: Duh
Craziest thing you: God no's...most of them are illegal
Your craziest dream in life: dunno?
Ever dyed your hair: Many times, many colours
City you live in: City?hahaha aw gud 1
Favorite day of the week: Fri
Favorite childhood memory: cant think of 1 of da top of my head
Do you swear a lot: Fuck off
Ever puked at a party: very much so
Ever danced all night long: nah passed ut after a wile
Have a crush on anyone: if ya wanna call it dat?
Your best buddy these days: a av a cpl...
Are you a health freak: god no
Vehicle you drive: Pair of adidas superstars haha

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