Pick the number of month youhh were born in

1----I shot
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I killed
7----I fell in love with
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I made out with
10--I choked on
11---I had sex with
12---I stabbed

Pick the day (number) youh were born on:

1-------a homeless guy
2-------a kebab
3-------a banana
4-------a sandwich
5-------a Mexican
6-------a stuffed animal
7-------a hooker
8-------a lamp
9-------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i was bored
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because I'm mentally disturbed.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 pounds
Shirtless---Because i was horny
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was hungry.