Well since the majority of us cant determine who is the best mr assim mahmood came up with a brill idea of a points system

Depending where u finish each time u will be awarded points i.e.

Top 4 get points

1st = 10
2nd = 6
3rd = 3
4th = 1

Any buy-ins incur a 1 point deduction for each buy-in

Happy playin guys

Will be updated regularly

1. Nicky - Do u's have a freeview box here??
Laura - Why do u's wanna watch porn or summit!!

2. Cat- Wasnt Lee Sharpe the Man Utd goalkeeper?

3. Cat- When i hear the word aggregate i think of a place in russia or somewhere like that

4. Nicky - Did u's know that the original Dirty Dancing is being re-released soon in the cinema!
Cat- Who's gonna be in it this time

5. Laura commenting on me winning 3-0 in pro evo - "Is it not impossible to score 3 goals in 5 mins, how do u do that"
Nicky - Ummm Laura it is only a computer game, not real life

6. Laura while watching the Guardian - "Why would you ever take a fishing boat out in a storm like that".
Nicky - But the boat would have already bin out for a couple of days at least, they hardly knew a storm was coming

Fuck diplomacy.

Actions speak louder than words. Though shouting can also be effective.

If you shoot a man's wife in the knee and he still doesn't give you the information, he's bad.

Trust is the key to survival. And by trust, I mean getting out of the way and letting me do what I need to do.

The only thing harder than racing to stop a madman from releasing a deadly virus that will kill thousands of people is doing it while simultaneously trying to kick heroin.

I've been beaten, kidnapped, gassed, and shot at, but the most terrifying thing I've ever been through was facing my daughter after I made her believe I was dead.

If you have to trust someone, make it a quirky computer genius.

If I say "dammit," either something bad just happened, something bad is about to happen, or I'm going to do something drastic.

Any man can make a mistake. It's what he does to remedy that mistake that shows his character.

You better know who you are before you go undercover. If you don't, you could easily lose yourself.

Always carry at least one spare fully charged cell-phone battery.

When interrogating a suspect, I've often found it effective to ask the question loudly and repeat it several times.

Remember, terrorists use the phone as much as we do.

If the president of the United States ever orders you to shoot your boss in the head at point-blank range in cold blood, take a deep breath, ask God to forgive you, and just do it.

Without conscience, a man becomes his worst enemy.

Sometimes it's necessary to create a believable diversion, even at the risk of others thinking you're an asshole.

A cell phone can sometimes be used to activate a secondary detonator on a terrorist's explosive vest regardless of how many minutes are left on your plan

Some people don't deserve to die, but that's not my call.

If you don't have a Taser gun, the wires from a lamp will deliver the current needed to shock your subject just enough to get him to give up the information you need without doing any permanent damage.

Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing for the right reasons.

You can't save everyone.

If you see me running down the street, it's probably a good idea to take cover.

Don't piss off the Chinese.

"Jack Bauer was'nt addicted to heroin, heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer"