It's a shame
You see that I'm hurtin' and you don't know what you did
You probably don't even care to know what it is
You promised that you were down and you were my best friend
Was it all for nothin'?

How could you go, right when I needed you?
You never showed, the love that I'm always showin' to you
Now you know that I'm gonna leave you
You're tellin' me no, 'cause it's gonna hurt you
Feelin' so cold


I wanted to know you
But karma's a trip now
You probably shouldn't have left me standing alone
I wanted to love you
But karma's a trip now
You probably should turn around and take yourself home
Karma, karma

It's just karma, karma
It's just karma's a trip


You're the flame
I keep runnin' back to you (back to you)
I feel the pain
I keep runnin' to you thinkin' that somethin's gonna change
But now that the story is over
I’m turnin' the page
Baby you're history

How could you go, right when I needed you?
You never showed, the love that I'm always showin' to you
Now you know, that I'm gonna leave you
You're tellin' me no, 'cause it's gonna hurt you
Feelin' so cold

I wanted to know you
But karma's a trip now
You probably shouldn't have left me standin' alone
I wanted to love you
But karma's a trip now
You prob'ly should turn around and take yourself home
Karma, karma

It's just karma, karma
It's just karma's a trip

What goes around comes around
No more me and you (me and you and you)
The tables have turned around
And now I’m lettin' you go, go, go (hey yeah)


I wanted to know you
But karma's a trip now
You probably shouldn't have left me standin' alone
I wanted to love you
But karma's a trip now
You prob'ly should turn around and take yourself home
Karma, karma

It's just karma, karma
It's just karma's a trip

So y'all... me and my gaaaays say lots of quotes n' shit. (well, mostly me and Craig)
This is some of the classics we bust out ALL the time:

Mean Girls
Every single line from Mean Girls. We can quote it word for word. Not gonna write any quotes here because i'd have to write out the WHOLE script!
Love this movie like a fat kid loves cake.

Lost In Translation
"I just tried this power clense! Will you try this power clense?!"
"And i put a delay on it.. you know what i mean?" (reply) "No".
"Lip my stockings. Hey you! lip them! Lip my stockings!"

Charlie's Angels
"Flip your god damn hair!"
"I love tickets!"

The Devil Wears Prada
"She'll want Starbucks! Steaming hot! And I mean hot!" (alternate) "Hot! And I mean hot!"
"Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died?"

Romy & Michelle
"I'm the Mary!" (alternate) "I'm the Mary! You're the Rhoda! / You're an old hag on her deathbed"
"Me too!" (in reference to something that should be obvious ie "I hate vomit") (reply) "I know! Me too!"

Mary-Kate & Ashley
"You know what is a really good diet? Gum"
"Let's give them a MK and Ashley calander and hugs"
"We can have Starbucks now. We're 18"
"Can we get a Starbucks in our apartment? Maybe instead of the kitchen?"

Devon & Connor - This City Is Dead
"Whats wrong with your baby and shit?"
"I'm gonna drive you to yo' crib!"
"I be sangin' my songs and no one be ignoring this. That say something right there"
"Gurl! Hush yo mouth" (alternate) "Gurl! Shut yo mouth"
"She got some bad-ass asthma"
"Ya'll know what's up" (alternate) "Y'all know what it is"

Margaret Cho
"Asian Chicken Salad!" (alternate) "This is NOT the salad of my people!"
"Let me tell you gay story about Daddy. No Daddy Not Gay. You put a word in mommy mouth"
"Assmasta. Mommy gonna look at Assmasta now"
"I'm so sorry sir please don't call the authorities
""My name is Gwen. I'm here to waaaaaaaaaaaaash your vagina"
"I was not prepared for thaaat!"
"Oooh Gurl!"
"Margaret! Hey where you going? Bitch"

Kathy Griffin
"Lindsay! It's Kathy Griffin! Lindsay! Lindsay! It's Kathy Griffin!"
"Yeah Lindsay, you're the DJ" (wink)
"You're very funny. Don't say anything about me"
"Lesbians and their children!?"

Kelly
"Lets get some shoes" (alternate) "Oh my god, shoes"
"I've already been to heaven and after 5 minutes i was like LETS GO!"
"Deck"
"Betch"

William Sledd
"Why do people wear crocks!" (alternate) "I hate crocks!"
"What outfit are you gonna say 'Damn that would look hot with a crock'! "
"Betch Please!" (imitating Chris Crocker)

Chris Crocker
"Leave... (insert whatever you like - or Britney) alone!"
"You can tug and lug on this shit / on my hair / on my goldie locks"

Kimora Lee Simmons
"She likes pink like I like pink"
"I'm feeling very Anna Nicole right now"
"The granola's not cutting it"
"Fabulosity" (alternate) "I have a lot of Fabulosity to maintain"

I'm writing this because i've been super super super emotional lately and have the need to get this out...

This isn't meant to offend anyone else so if you're not on this list don't worry - i still love ya...

I just wanted to say a heartfelt thanks to 6 of my gaaaays for being there for me lately. Y'all know i've been acting crazy right? Feel free to berate me guys if you disagree with anything on here... i just wanted to say a HUGE HUGE thank you and put it out there in public... especially after my window/police/alcohol incident the other evening... so here goes:

CRAIG
Craig is my very best friend and i'm not closer to any other person on this planet than i am to him. I couldn't pick a better person to spend my time with. Sometimes he's quiet and sometimes he's crazy but always - he makes me smile. Especially when he does 'the' laugh. Without him i would be absolutely lost and bored in life. I'm the ying and he's my yang. Or... he's the Candice and i'm the Sabrina. Craigy knows more about me than anyone and i've told him and trust him in life with ALL my secrets. I'm bonded to him through anything and nothing can break us apart... Heart Heart and thank you bubba. xoxox

JAY
Jay Jay is such a sweetheart. I've never known anyone with more caring and kindness... or as much sassyness! I love the finger clicks GURRL! I love his style and fashion sense - and his great taste in music! He's always so much fun to be around and alwyas makes me feel happy. Jay is super generous and i feel really lucky to be his friend. Love ya BIG TIME!

BOBBY
Although he may not know it (well he will now!) Bobby is the person i most respect and admire. I trust his friendship at all times. I have HUGE amounts of admiration and love for Bobby and i'm eternally grateful for his friendship. He's been there for me when i've needed him and i always trust him 100 percent. From the first time i (unsucessfully) tried to quote Margaret Cho to him Bobby has always had the BEST comebacks and the most amazing sense of humour. I honestly admire him more than i can put into words and have much much love for him... Love ya BoBo.

ASHER
Asher is extremely cool. An over used word but i can't think of another. He always wears the most amazing clothes (even when he says he's not dressed up) and i have to say i'm jealous of his style. He's also extemely sweet and one of the nicest guys i've ever met. I really want to thank him so much for all his kindness and support lately. He's an amazing guy! BIG HUGGS!

STEPHEN
I love Stephen because he always seems (to me) to be so fearless. He isn't afraid to speak his mind and be himself. I feel like i've learnt a lot from him. He's a fun crazy guy! He's an amazing listener and has given me some invaluable advice. He's been a solid rock lately and thats been definately super super appreciated on my part. I couldn't have wished for better advice. I love that he gives me absolute honesty. Thanks gurrrl from the bottom of my HEART!

STEVE
What can i say? Sexy Steve. I have a definate soft spot for Steve... hes such a super sweet guy. He has the BEST smile i've ever seen too. I remember sending him the 'umbrella' song lyrics once to let him know i'll always be there for him - and i know he'll be there for me. I love talking with him and really value his opinions. Steve gives the BEST huggs ever too! And he also gives me chocolate and unconditional friendship. Love, love Steve!


Ok thats all i wanted to say! I'm going to go to sleep now coz it's almost 3am and i got my brain fry going on....