ANSA DESE
1. Wats ur Name?
2. R we close?
3. What do u think of me?
4. Do u ave a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. Would u ave Sex Wit Me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. Wat was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If u could give me nething what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u couldn't?
16. Could u ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. R u gona put this on ur blog nd c wat i say bout u?
19. Nething 2 say b4 u go?

nOW aBOUT mE

1. Full Name: Jermaine Rasheed Whitehead
2. Nickname:TRiiLL-MAiiNE Maine-Maine
3. Place of Birth: Greenwood Leflore
4. Zodiac Sign: Pisces i think
5. Male or female: MALE
6. Occupation: Hustlin sun up to sundown
7. Residence: King Circle or Old Browning

__Your Appearance___

8. Hair Color: black
9. Hair Length: keep a fresh design in my head
10. Eye color: brown
11. Weight: 176
12. Height: 6'0"
13. Braces? No
14. Glasses? No
15. Piercings: No never
16. Tattoos: No never
17. Righty or Lefty: OR both

___Your 'Firsts'___

18. First best friend: Terry Lee Webb Jr.
19. First Award: MVP
20. First Sport You Joined: Basketball
21. First pet: Dog
22. First Real Vacation: Atlanta
23. First Concert: Lil Boosie dat nigga didnt come
24. First Real Love: I'm some like a pimp

___ Favorites___

25. Movie: Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next
26. TV Program: Wayans Bros., Bernie Mac, etc...
27. Colors: Green
28. Rapper: Lupe Fiasco, and Kanye West
29. Band: HELL NAW
30. Song Right now: Hott Stuff, and It aint the same
31. Friends: man i no to many folks
32. Sweet: SKITTLEStASTE tHE rAINBOW
33. Sport to Play: Basketball, Baseball, Football
34. Restaurant: Mickey D's
35. Store: Goldberg
36. School Subject: Geometry
37. Animal: Cheetah
38. Book: Dont read outside of skool
39. Magazine: u must cant read either
40. Shoes: Jordans, Air Force 1's, and Sperry's

___Currently___

41. Feeling: Great like Tony the Tiger
42. Single or Taken? not taken but theres someone
43. Have a crush: Nah
44. Eating: Fudge Rounds
45. Drinking: Water
46. Typing: This, DUHH
47. Online? Wat it look like
48. Listening To: a hit i just made
49. Thinking About: My girls
50. Wanting To: Go pro
51. Watching:Lebron James go Jordan
52. Wearing: Jordan Shorts and a T

___Your Future___

53. Want kids? Yes
54. Want to be married? After i'm done pimpin
55. Careers in Mind: Pro in some, rapper, Nurse
56. Where do you want to live? where ever
57. Car: Chevy on 30"

__Which Is Better When With I Opposite Sex__

58. Hair color: Wateva
59. Hair length: Long
60. Eye color: wateva
61. Measurements: Lean
62. Cute or Sexy: Either/Both
63. Lips or Eyes: Either/Both
64. Hugs or Kisses: Kisses let a nigga no is we gone fuck tonight
65. Short or Tall: My height or shorter
66. Easygoing or serious: Easy Going
67. Romantic or Spontaneous: Romantic
68. Fatty or Skinny: Skinny well fat girls need love to
69. Sensitive or Loud: Sensitive
70. Hook-up or Relationship: rite now hook-up
71. Sweet or Caring: Both
72. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: no when to do it

___Have you ever______

73. Kissed a Stranger: Aint No Way
74. Had Alcohol: full of dat gin now naw im

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THIS IS HOW U KNOW U A PLAYA:
1. When girls just love callin yo name.
2. When hatas start 2 guess wat u fin 2 wear.
3. When hoez on ya and they no u a playa or tryn 2 b 1.
4. When niggas start tryn 2 be yo homie.
5. When teachers let u do wateva u want.
6. When u cant leave home without a pen 4 some numbers.
7. When ur address book on ur phone has nothn but girls and family members.
8. When u r happy 2 go 2 skool just 4 da hoez.
9. When u need help the finest girl n skool wants 2 b ur tutor.
10. When u all ways keep DA BADDEST BITCH N DA SKOOL.

NOW TO B A PLAYA U GOT TO HAVE THAT SPECIAL GIRL WHO DONT NO ABOUT HER TEAM MATES SO HERES HOW TO TREAT HER:

1). Don't be a lame azz nigga(to start)
2). Be affectionate.
3). Trust what ya gurl tells you.
4). Tell her she's beautiful.
5). Look her in the eyes when you talk to her.
6). Tell her stupid jokes to make her laugh.
7). Let her play with your hair.(I likez that shit)
. Discuss her problems with her.
9). Try to include her in your everyday life.(but don't smother the gurl)
10). When she crys do whatever it takes to make her smile.
11). Forgive her for her mistakes.
12). Look at her like she's the only girl you see.
13). Tickle her even if she says stop.
14). When she starts talkin shit, laugh at her and tell her you love her too.
15). Let her fall asleep in your arms.
16). Kiss her even when she pisses you off.
17). Juz fuck around with her for no reason.
1 . Stay up and take care of her when she's sick.
19). Take the gurl out on tha weekends and shit like that.
20). Always treat her like a Lady.
21). Try to do things that she likes.
21). Try to do things that she likes.
22). Let her wear your clothes.
23). When she's sad, comfort her.
24). Let her know she is important.
25). Take all the photos together that you can.
26). Make sure yo pipe game is up to par.(no homo intended)
27). Be a lil romantic about yo shit.
2 . Always let her know what's on your mind.
29). When you tell her you love her, show it more so with your actions than with your words.

4 DEM OTHA GIRLS
This pre-booty call agreement is herby entered in on the date of / / / between _____ and ________

This contract covers the following rules

1. No we dont go out, so dont ask or your feeelings can and will be hurt.

2. No sleepingover - unless it sex very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

3. no meeting in public- except for dinner or drinks b4 the events of the evening.

4. absolutely no love making - only sex allowed

5. no emotional discussions (i.e where we heading with this? do you love me?) the answer is no so don't fuckin ask

6. no plans in advance - thats why u are called the back unless your from out of town in that case it was a 1 time thing have a nice flight.

7. No calls b4 9 cus we aint got $hit to talk about.

8. All gifts accepted - money is always good.

9. no baby talk - how ever dirty talk is encouraged

10. no asking for comparisons with former lovers - its really none of yah d@mn business

11. No callin each other friends wit benefits - u aint my friend, just a sex buddy.

12. Calling the wrong name during sex is ok - so don't get offended.

13. no extra clothing - cus i dont want u leaving nothing at my crib.

14. No falling asleep after sex - get dresses and go the hell home.

15. Dont be offended if i dont ask if u enjoyed it- because i really dont care.

16. no you cant borrow my car.

17. If anyone ask who u are say my roommates boyfriend.

18. doggie style is the prefered position - because the less eye contact the better.

19. No glove no love - take yah @ss back home

20. bring yah on drinks - cus i aint the damn liqour store

21. no phone use, please - i dont want no one callin back lookin for u.

*sign here please____________________________
*date here please_________