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Australian Citizenship Test (pt. 2)
1. How many slabs can you fit in the back of a Falcon Ute while also allowing room for your
cattle dog?
2. When packing an Esky do you put the ice, or the beer, in first?
3. Is the traditional Aussie Christmas dinner:
a) At least two roasted meats with roast vegetables, followed by a pudding you
could use as a cannonball. Also ham. In 40C heat.
b) A seafood buffet followed by a barbie, with rather a lot of booze. And ham. In
40C heat.
c) Both of the above, one at lunchtime and one at dinnertime. Weather continues
fine.
4. How many beers in a slab?
5. You call that a knife, this is a knife.
True or False?
6. Does "yeah-nah" mean
a) "Yes and no"
b) "Maybe"
c) "Yes I understand but No I don't agree"?
7. The phrases "strewth" and "flamin' dingo" can be attributed to which TV character?
a) Toadie from Neighbours
b) Alf from Home & Away
c) Agro from Agro's Cartoon Connection
d) Sgt. Tom Croydon from Blue Heelers?
8. When cooking a barbecue do you turn the sausages
a) Once or twice
b) As often as necessary to cook
c) After each stubby
d) Until charcoal?
9. Name three of the Daddo brothers.
10. Who was the original lead singer of AC/DC?
11. Which option describes your ideal summer afternoon:
a) Drinking beer at a mate's place
b) Drinking beer at the beach
c) Drinking beer watching the cricket/footy
d) Drinking beer at a mate's place while watching the cricket before going to the
beach?
12. Would you eat pineapple on pizza? Would you eat egg on a pizza?
13. How many cans of beer did David Boon consume on a plane trip from Australia to England?
14. How many stubbies is it from Brissy to the Gold Coast in a Torana travelling at 120km/h?
15. Who are Scott and Charlene?
16. How do you apply your tomato sauce to a pie?
a) Squirt and spread with finger
b) Sauce injection straight into the middle?
17. If the police raided your home would you:
a) Allow them to rummage through your personal items
b) Phone up the nearest talkback radio shock jock and complain
c) Put a written complaint in to John Howard and hope that he answers it
personally?
18. Which Australian Prime Minister held the world record for drinking a yardie full of beer
the fastest?
19. Have you ever had/do you have a mullet?
20. Thongs are:
a) Skimpy underwear
b) Casual footwear
c) They're called jandals, bro?
21. On which Ashes tour did Warney's hair look the best?
a) 1993
b) 1997
c) 2001
d) 2005
22. What is someone more likely to die of:
a) Red Back Spider
b) Great White Shark
c) Victorian Police Officer
d) King Brown Snake
e) Your missus after a big night
f) Dropbear?
23. How many times must a steak be turned on a conventional four-burner barbie?
24. Can you sing along to Cold Chisel's Khe Sanh?
25. Explain both the "follow-on" and "LBW" rules in cricket and discuss the pros and cons for the third umpire decisions in the latter....
26. Name at least 5 items that must be taken to a BBQ.
27. Who is current Australian test cricket captain:
a) Ricky Ponting
b) Don Bradman
c) John Howard
d) Makybe Diva?
28. Is it best to take a sick day on:
a) When the cricket's on
b) When the cricket's on
c) When the cricket’s on?
29. What animal is on the Bundaberg Rum bottle?
30. What is the difference between a pot and a middy of beer?
31. What are Budgie smugglers?
32. What brand and size of Esky will you be purchasing?
33. Did you cry when Molly died on a Country Practice?
34. A "Hoppoate" is:
a) A breed of kangaroo
b) A kind of Australian "wedgie"
c) A disgraced Rugby League player?
35. What does having a 'chunder' mean?
36. When you were young did you prefer the Hills Hoist over any swing set?
37. What does the terminology 'True Blue' mean?
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Aussie Aussie Aussie .... Oi Oi Oi
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4 am by the telephone.
“Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an
emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is
istimated the the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.!!!”
PM: 'Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!'
Hilth Munister: 'We're going to hef to shup some in from... Brutain?...'
PM: 'No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!'
Hilth Munister: 'What about Australia?'
PM: 'I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one million condoms; ten unches long and eight
unches thuck! That way they'll continue to respect the All Blacks!!'
Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With small writing on each one.........
'MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE: MEDIUM'
Aussie Aussie Aussie .... Oi Oi Oi
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How are you feeling today?
She's So High - AM NOT!
What is your outlook on life?
Hell - oh o..
What do your friends think of you?
Sweet As Sugar -
What do strangers think of you?
I'm Bouncing Off The Walls Again - hahaha when im in 1 of my crazy moods
How is your love life?
Love For Sale - hahaha single to mingle babay!
How will your love life be in the future?
Beverly Hills - haha i just found out that that filmclip was filmed in the Playboy mansion :S:S:S:S:S
Will you get married?
U-G-L-Y - to an ugly person?
Will you have kids?
Never Again - :| i have before?
Are you good at school?
Can't Get Enough Of You Baby - spose not.. seems im too interested in my "baby"
Will you be successful in life?
Karma :S
What song should they play you on your birthday?
Throw It On Me - throw what....?
What song should be played at your funeral?
Waiting On The World To Change - waited too long...
The soundtrack of your life:
Love Generation - 90's!
!You and your bestfriend are:
Hurricane - mwahahaha
Happy Times:
Grace
Sad Times:
Scar - aww
For Tomorrow:
Rollercoaster - theme park time?
What does next year have in store for you?
Slice Of Heaven - pft not wit IB on the way
What should you say when life gets too hard?
Cows With Guns - ??? the people that piss me off?
What do you think when you first wake up?
Tonight - but its morning......?
What song will you dance to at your wedding?
Lights Surrounding You - well yea i doubt ill have a wedding in the dark...
What do you want as a career?
I Like Big Butts - pimp?
Favourite Place:
There Is No Such Place - hahahah sorry to disappoint..
What do you think of your parents?
Angels - ok i think this ting is broken...
What will your first real date be like?
Rawhide - ??????? yeeehaaa!
Describe Yourself:
Hip Hip Hooray - :S...
What do you like doing most?
Mistakes And Ladders - well... Snakes and Ladders maybe..
Song that best describes your principal:
Hips Don't Lie - if you can find them...
Your state of mind at the moment:
A Man - am not!
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Drue41 weken geleden
yeh i did end up going. it was actually fun!
isaaa missin fiji's cheapline everything, arent we now?
the theme was like 'bloody valentine' or sumfin but no one really followed it lol. but yeh, it gets my stamp of aproval becoz had fun
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_______________Merry Christmas
______________And Also, A Happy
_____________New Year To You For
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___________Year Brings You Loads Of
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_________I Hope You Have A Nice Day On
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Mssz W
HAYLEY
HAYLEY
HAYYYYLLL
hawow
I MISS U N MEL
NOT FAIR U 2 2geda
bt neva mind.....i saw ur pics on facebook
wow u look really good in yellow wit the yellow ribbons in your hair
OMG my hayls...a gurl.....
hehe
nehoz...
I mwish u...get ur ARSE bck to FIJI ASAP
Mwah MWHA
eXz n OH-z
♥
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Oooh Laa Mee Laa51 weken geledenu know wat happened?
Well me lee and milise were aimless in town and milise had her magazine so we decided to get random people to sign it! When i went up to the people i said.. "hi my friend milise is in hospital and i was wondering whether you could sign this magazine fore her saying merry christmas"
Meanwhile the first guy i asked to write this was a security guard and wrote:
"To Milise, MARRY CHISTMAS, FORM MANOA"...
The second lady who was a cashier did the same thing but spelled FORM properly to FROM:
"To Milise, MARRY CHISTMAS, FROM ROMINA" ...
Anyways the third guy was a street boy but he wrote his message all nicely and decorative....and guess wat......HE COULD SPELL BETTER THAN THE FIRST TWO~~
Farr out...it was like shayme!! This wat happens when we aimless
Anyways ttyl
tc
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Oooh Laa Mee Laa51 weken geleden
U not on holiday yet?? Meanwhile they trying to overwork u gang or wat...but u dux eh!
LOL...i bluff!!
Anyways have u seen twilight?? Is it gud?...thats if uve seen it!
I bet u cant wait for Mel!
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MWISH
YHOOOOO
come bck!! ASAP
<3 yhoo mujji
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Jone
yea bubby...she was in my form...
she was the only girl in the form...so she left...
so yea thanx for da luv...
right bak at ya...
hit bakk weneva...
Jone...
wisdom teef r so bluddee stoopid! if ya can ever help not gettin em out dont! u do get a few days off n lotsa milkshakes n jelly but it still sucks! i cant even chew a dam marsh mallow! grrr n its so dam ugly i look like a.... watermelon!
Hayley. 0 Antwoordenbtw if u do hav 2 get em out wait til ya older n ther o...