1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why?
17.R u gona put this on ur blog and c wat i say bout u?
18.Anything 2 say b4 u go

why were d best
For any non munster fans out there, I'm sorry for your troubles. Wait, actually, no I'm not, not at all.

David Wallace sold his soul to the devil for his superhuman strength and unparalleled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wally dump tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Jerry Flannery doesn't see dead people, he makes people see dead.

The chief export of Marcus Horan is pain.

After much debate, President Bush decided to send the U.S. Marines to Iraq rather than the alternative of sending Donncha O'Callaghan. It was
more "humane".

Anthony foley's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

Before each match he plays, Paul O'Connel is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of opposition players.

When Dennis Leamy does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Marcus Horan is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Anthony Foley's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Paul O'Connel can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

Dennis Leamy will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

David Wallace once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

Trevor Halstead can slam a revolving door.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Donncha O'Callaghan for help.

Jerry Flannery does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. He goes killing.

Ghosts are actually caused by Dennis Leamy killing people faster than Death can process them.

Donncha O'Callaghan frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

John Hayes puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Anthony Foley has to maintain a concealed weapon license in order to legally wear pants.

Marcus Horan doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Ronan O'Gara counted to infinity - twice.

When Paul O'Connel exercises, the machine gets stronger.

When David Wallace sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. He has not had to pay taxes ever.

Peter Stringer owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

If you see Dennis Leamy crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.

Paul O'Connel was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Jerry Flannery. He doesn't have to.

Anthony Foley has only one hand: the upper hand.

Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Peter Stringer open you would find another Peter Stringer inside, only smaller and angrier.

Marcus Horan's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Marcus Horan.

Paul O'Connel, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to

GAA Phrases
Bollix: - The Referee

Mighty :- Very good

Hames :- A right #####, e.g. “He made a hames of that chance”

Timber: - Intimidation of a hurling opponent, e.g. “Show him some timber”

Lamp :- A good thump, e.g. “I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back”

A Crowd :- A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts of violence, e.g. Waterford supporters

Schkelp: - To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures, e.g. “That ##### from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg”

Hatchet Man :- Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts

Bullin’: - Angry, e.g. “The centre half was bullin’ after I lamped him”

Bull Thick: - Very angry, e.g. “The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again”

Joult: - A push, e.g. “I gave him a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks”

The Comm-A-Teee: - Local GAA bullshitters in general

Bushted :- An undefined soreness, e.g. “Jayz me arm is bushted”

The Bomber :- Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

A Hang Sangwidge :- Consumed with “tay” on the sides of roads after matches in Pairc Ui Chaoimh or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter

Rake: - A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match

Indanamajaysus (in-da-nama-Jaysus): - What was that for referee?

Ya Bollix Ya :- Corner back’s formal recognition of a score by his opponent

Leh-It-In-Ta-####-Wud-Ya :- Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

Mullocker: - Untidy or awkward player released for matches

Burst The Bollix :- Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man

Row :- Disagreement involving four or more players

Shamozzle: - Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences

All-Hell-Broke-Loose :- A massive row that continues out in the parking area or dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai