1) EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?nope

2) LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? dont go there,its one i want to forget!!!

3) ANY REGRETS? why regret things...regrest just get u down

4) LAST GIFT RECEIVED? erm...prob my leavin present from work but hey its my bday soon...bring on the prezzies

5) EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? my fone spends more time on the ground than in my hand lol

6) ARE YOU IN LOVE? only with myself ofcourse

7) THINGS YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? clothes, make-up, hair stuff and booze....! how sad

LAST FOOD YOU ATE? ice cream...!!!!

9) FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? smile and sense of humour

10) ONE FAVE SONG? the weakness in me

11) WHERE DO YOU LIVE? easterhouse

12) HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED? lochend!

13) CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER? orange

14) LONGEST JOB YOU\'VE EVER HAD? ehhhhhh....casino for nearly 2 years!

15) DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?nope

16) DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE? only when me n michelle decide we hate ceirtain ppl very much lol and asak then to give us there sort code and account number...haha funniest nite ever!!!

17) LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED? gordy and jaynes

1 FIRST PERSON YOU\'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY? mum

19) LAST TIME YOU ATTENDED CHURCH? ask me a real question!! lol

20) FAVOURITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? probably sub way

21) BIGGEST LIE YOU\'VE HEARD? michelle saying shes a virgin to random guys we meet when in town haha

22) WHERE\'S YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS? pub lunches

23) CAN YOU COOK? sum things

24) WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE? michelle drives a ka!!! i drive her mad in it

25) BEST KISSER? that would be telling

26) LAST TIME YOU CRIED? sat nite hungover watching x factor lol

27) MOST DISLIKED FOOD? runny eggs

2 FAVOURITE MOVIE? dirty dancing without a doubt!

29) CAN YOU SING? nope but i fuckin rocked i will survive at halloween ha!!

30) LAST CONCERT ATTENDED? the dieyoungs in box!!!!wooo go boys!!

31) THING YOU NEVER LEAVE HOME WITHOUT? Phone

32) FAVOURITE VACATION SPOT? gran can

33) DO YOU LIKE CHINESE FOOD? yeah

34) IS YOUR ROOM CLEAN? its tidy!

35) LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER? laptop

36) FAVOURITE COMEDIAN? dunno i can never remember there names!

37) SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES? with, i hate naked sleepers!!

3 WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT? no one...im all on my own

39) DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK? nope... its pants!!!

40) HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY POLICE? never

41) DO YOU LIKE COFFEE? no but i wish i did, im always too tired in the mornings

42) HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS? anyway apart from runny!!!

43) LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? michelle

45) LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST? chelles aunty jane!!

46) WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED? A funny from tony

47) McDONALDS OR BK? McD's

4 NUMBER OF PILLOWS? 2 big ones!

49) WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW? my cosy jammies and bed socks!!!

50) PICK A LYRIC,ANY LYRIC OR SONG? are you so strong or is the weakness in me

51) CAN YOU SWIM? nope

52) FAVOURITE ICE CREAM? ben n jerrys

53) DO YOU LIKE MAPS? no why would anyone like 'maps'?

54) TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF? ive got the cold just now and my nose is sore

55) EVER ATTENDED A THEME PARTY? not that i recall

56) WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SEASON? winter

57) LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED SO HARD? friday nite in mines with emma and michelle

5 WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING? 6.15 for work

59) BEST THING ABOUT WINTER? christmas time and snow and my bithday

60) LAST TIME COPS GAVE YOU A TICKET? never

61) NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET? fishes

62) DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVER RATED? weird question!

63) WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND? watching x factor lol... no other plans yet i dont think!

64) BIRTHDATE? 30th NOVEMBER!!!!.woop woop

65) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE? not working tomorro

66) ARE Y

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If i was a in a movie, who would i be...
How would you grab my attention at a party...
If i was a car, what would i be and why...
If you were to sing for me, what would you sing...
What kind of drink would you compare me to and why...
If you could change part of me, what would it be...
What would you like to see me wear...
If you had me for 24 hours, what would you make me do...
In one word, describe me on what you know about me...
And finally, what would you say to make me laugh...

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!

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TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!

Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.

This game has been played since 1996.


So here are the rules:

If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call