1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you’re wrong.

2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.

4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you’re not in the car.

5. If you’re truly interested in us, don’t play hard to get.

6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.

7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me–once.

8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I’m inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

9. I’m hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.

10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.

11. Don’t be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.

12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain’t pretty.

13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.

14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you’re nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.

15. I don’t ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.

16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.

17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn’t always have to lead to sex.

18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?

19. There’s no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.

20. Though the exhaust note of a Porsche Boxster is pretty damn fine, too.

21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren’t looking for the truth anyway.

22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

23. You’re really bad at faking it.

24. If I offer my help while you’re getting ready, it means you’re late.

25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.

26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.

27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.

28. Unless we’re meeting my parents.

29. When you call us at work “just to chat,” we’re not really listening; we’re checking our e-mail.

30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn’t need to be a mini-skirt; it’s been a long winter.

31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

32. We don’t mind being told we look good. Just don’t call it a “cute outfit.”

33. We love ponytails.

34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.

35. The first time? We’re as nervous as you are.

36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.

37. Make us laugh and we’ll want to hang around.

38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.

39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman’s problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.

40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.

41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words “naked” and “waiting.”

42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.

43. Anytime you cook for us, we’re happy.

44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.

45. No, I don’t remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I’m a guy, not a tape recorder.

46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.

47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.

48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, “Do you think she’s pretty?”

49. Don’t rely on us

01. Full Name: Matthew william alexander craig
02. Nicknames: Matt the twat, Jamie calls me daddy
03. Birthday: 22nd August
04. Place of Birth: Londonderry, Northern Ireland
05. Zodiac Sign: Leo
06. Male or Female: Male
08. School: Afcent international, William Howard, Wallace Hall Academy
09. Residence: Thornhill
11. MSN Screen Name: Dont hold me up now, i can stand my ground now

__Your Appearance___

12. Hair Color: Browny/blond
13. Hair Length: Short
14. Eye color: Blue
15. Weight: 11 stone
16. Height: 5ft 10
17. Braces?: No
18. Glasses?: No
19. Piercings: Yes
20. Tattoos: Yes, 6
21. Righty or Lefty: Righty

___Your 'Firsts'___

22. First best friend: Never had one, moved too much
23. First Award: Cycling proficiency
24. First Sport: Extreme crawling
25. First pet: Fish n a hamster
26. First Real Vacation: France
27. First Concert: Sum 41 (2003 i think)
28. First Love: Wait n see

___ Favorites___

29. Movie: Lost in translation
30. TV programme: Scrubs
31. Color: Blue
32. Rapper: Talib kweli
33. Band: Rise against
34. Song Right Now: This is the girl - Kano feat.Craig david
35. Friends: The closeburn crew including marc n josh
36. Sweet: Double decker
37. Sport to Play: Skateboarding
38. Restuarant: Hullabaloo
39. Favorite brand: Nike
40. Store: Musicbox
41. School Subject: Chemistry
42. Animal: Cheetah
43. Book: walk in the woods - Bill bryson
44. Magazine: source
45. Shoes: Duff Gamblers

__Currently___

46. Feeling: My balls
47. Single or Taken?: Taken
48. Have a crush: not anymore
49. Eating: Crisps
50. Drinking: Diet irn - bru
51. Typing: i think so
52. Online?: Yes
53. Listening To: Ocean breeze is sally
54. Talking about: my lump
55. Wanting To: see laura
56. Watching: James
57. Wearing: Nike joggers n white T

___Your Future___

58. Want Kids?: Yes 14
59. Want to be Married?: Yes
60. Careers in Mind: Paediatric nursing
61. Where do you want to live: New zealand
62. Car: Ford GT40

__Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___

63. Hair colour: Any
64. Hair length: Short
65. Eye color: blue
66. Measurments: smaller than me
67. Cute or Sexy: Both
68. Lips or Eyes: eyes
69. Hugs or Kisses: Both
70. Short or Tall: short
71. Easygoing or serious: Easy going
72. Romantic or Spontaneous: Both
73. Fatty or Skinny: Any, personality's better
74. Sensitive or Loud: Both
75. Hook-up or Relationship: Relationship
76. Sweet or Caring: Both
77. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Maker

___Have you ever______

78. Kissed a Stranger: Yes
79. Had Alcohol: Sometimes
80. Smoked: Lots
81. Ran Away From Home: Kinda, dissapeared for a few days
82. Broken a bone: Yes, wrists
83. Got an X-ray: Yes
84. Been with someone: Yes
85. Broken Someones Heart: Yes
86. Broke Up With Someone: Yes
87. Cried When Someone Died: Sometimes, prefer to remember good times
88. Cried At School: Yes

___Do You Believe In___

89. God: No
90. Miracles: Yes
91. Love At First sight: Yes
92. Ghosts: Yes
93. Aliens: No
94. Soul Mates: Yes
95. Heaven: No
96. Hell: No
97. Angels: No
98. Kissing on The First Date: Yes
99. Horoscopes: Coincidental bullshit
100. Is There Someone You Want But Can't Have: Nope

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Zune, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing and then skip to the next song.

My Life: Twissman - heartless soul

Opening Credits: Jay z - Show me what you got

Waking Up: Morcheeba - Wonders never cease

First day at school: Atmosphere - the wind

Falling in love: Stevie wonder - superstition

Breaking up: Atmosphere - Cigarette break

Fight Song: Twista - tip of my tounge

Meltdown: Twissman - Judgement day

Flashback: Goo goo dolls - Eyes wide open

Driving: Goldfinger - Miles away

Wedding: Cypress hill - last laugh

Birth of a child: Pink - cuz i can

Life: Goo goo dolls - Bullet proof

Final Battle: Jurassic 5 - Great expectations

Death Scene: Sum 41 - Welcome to hell

Funeral Song: Mos def - sex, love and money

End Credit: Skeelo - i wish i was a little bit taller (i dont really)