roses are red, nuts are brown, skirts are up, pants are down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in, send to 10 people and see if u get it back that means someone wants to FUCK YOU if i dont get this back i gusse your not my friend . if u have a lot of love 4 someone...copy and send this to ur whole buddy list in 5mins ur true love will call or IM u da sex train, if u get it ur cute.. u get it twice ur a hottie, u get it 3 times ur sexy, 4 times.. ur fuckable! send this 2 every 1, c how may times u get it back

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R u In LOVE.....................

13 signs you KNOW YOU IN LOVE <3333




13. When your on the phone with them late at night and they hang up but you miss them already when it was just five minutes ago...


12. You read their texts over and over again...


11. You walk really slow when you're with them...


10. You feel shy whenever you're with them...


9. When you think about them, your heart beats faster and faster...


8. You smile when you hear their voice...


7. When you look at them, you can't see the other people around
you... all you see is him/her...


6. You start listening to slow songs, while thinking of them...


5. They become all you think about...


4. You get high just from their scent...


3. You realize that you're always smiling to yourself when you think
about them...



2. You would do anything for them...


1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole
time.....

Now make a wish

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Black One Liners

Black One Liners

Q: Why are aspirins white?
A: Because they work.

Q: How did the black girl know her mother was on the rag?
A: Her brothers dick tasted funny.

Q: What has six legs and goes: "Ho-de-do, ho-de-do, ho-de-do"?
A: Three blacks running for the elevator.

Q: What's the definition of the word "Confusion"?
A: Father's day in Harlem.

Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

Q: What did God say when he saw the first black person?
A: Ooops, I burnt one!

Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: He doesn't know he's black.
Q: What do you call an Negro with a peg leg?
A: Shit on a stick.

Q: What does an apple and a Negro have in common?
A: They both look soooo pretty hanging from a tree.

Q: How do you starve a black man?
A: Put his food stamps in his work boots.

Q: Why don't blacks like Tylenol?
A: They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Q: What did the black women get for getting an abortion?
A: Fat cash from crime stoppers.

Q: What does a black person get for Christmas?
A: Your bike!!!
Q: Why are black people so tall?
A: Because their knee grows.

Q: Why do black people wear hats covering their face?
A: So the birds don't shit on their lips.
Q: Is it better to be born black or gay?
A: Black - because you don't have to tell your folks.

Q: How do they say "fuck you" in Los Angeles?
A: Trust me.

Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: An interracial couple in a car wreck.
Q: What's the definition of black foreplay?
A: Don't scream or I'll kill you.

Q: How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?
A: Ever try and take a rib from a black.

Q: Who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the Pole?
A: The Pole because the black had to stop to write "motherfucker" on the wall.

Q: Why don't blacks like blowjobs?
A: They don't like any jobs.

Q: Who are the two most famous black women in history?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.

Q: Why do blacks wear white gloves?
A: So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.

Q: What do you call a black guys condom?
A: A duffle bag.

Q: Why are black guys eyes red after sex? A: From the pepper spray.

Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys?
A: Warden.

Q: What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
A: The quarterback.

Q: Whats wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
A: The car holds 6.

Q: How do you get a black man out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: What do you call a black person on birth-control?
A: Crime prevention.

KISSING IS A HABIT


Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain

The guy says, "I love u"
The girl believe its true
But when her belly starts to swell
He says the hell with you

10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name

The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This would have never happened
if the rubber hadnt have tore