Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp..... and that long before anyone else realised that Jade Goody was a pig-faced waste of blood and organs..

Some say hes a C.I.A experiment gone wrong .....and that he only eats cheese all we know is hes not the stig but he is the stigs american cousin.

Some say if you lick his chest it tastes exactly like piccalily ......and at this weeks Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand...

Some Says He sucks the moisture from Ducks!....... and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britneys Spears' head...

Some Say He isnt mashine washable ......and that all his potted plants are called Steve...

Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field...and because the producer rigged a phone vote he now has a new name all we know is...hes called Cuddles.

Some say he's banned from the town of Chichester....and that in a recent late night deal he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh.....

Some say that he gets terrible exema on his helmet...and that if he was the video ref in the rugby world cup final he would of seen of course it was a try you blind australian halfwit..

Some say he has seeen the lion king 1780 and that his second best friend is a cape buffalo..all we know is its not the stig but it is the stigs african cousin

Some say that to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face like that( off a video)... and that if he was getting divorced from Paul McCartney he would of kept his whining mouth shut...

Some say that he thought that Star Wars was a Documentary...and that he recently pulled out of im a celebrity because he is afraid of trees....and Australia and... Custock ...and ....Ant and .... Dec

Some Say that he knows two facts about Ducks and there both wrong and that 61 years ago he accidentaly introduced her majesty queen to a greek racialist...

Some say that when he slows down brake lights turn on, on his buttocks and that if he was the manager of the england football team he wouldn't have been a feckless ginger gum chewing baffoon who ruined it for all of us...

Some say that he once lost a cano on the beach in the north east and that he once did time in canterbury becaus ehis teddy was called the baby jesus...

Someone who has never sat on Santas lap and has never watched moonraker on Boxing day..

Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play crochet...

Some say he naturally faces magnetic north and that all his legs are hydraulic...

Some say his heart ticks like a watch....and that he is confused by stairs..

Some say he is illegal in 17 US staes and that his eyes blink that way ( video again)...

Some say that he is terrified of ducks and that there is an airport in russia named after him..

Some say that his breath smells like magnesium...and that he is scared of bells..

Some say that his tears are adhesive.. and that if he caught fire he would burn for a thousand days..

Some say that he has a digital face...and that if he felt like it he could fire alan sugar..

Some say that his ears aren't where you would expect them to be ...and that once proposturously he once had an affair with John Presscott..

Some say that he nevers blinks..adnthat he spends he night in the woods foregding for wolves..

Some say he can swim 7 lengths under water..and he has webbed buttocks....

Some say that he has know understanding of clouds..and that his earwax tastes like turkish delight..

Some say that he appears on high value stamps in sweeden and that he can catch fish with his tongue..

Some say that his first name really is THE..and that if he went on celebrity love island they would all be pregnant even the cameramen

Some say that he is wanted by the C.I.A and that he sleeps upside down like a bat..

Some say that his skin has the

Reasons to date a rugby player..

1) We dnt stop till we score

2) We r good handling things

3) We love being phyisical

4) We can make u scream 4 more!

5) Skill is definite

6) We'll play anywhere & anytime

7) We can go for 80 minutes in at least 15 different positions

. We play well with others

9) we are used to it being rough

10)We're used to scoring big and taking pain

11) We love the grass

12) We’re always on the top of the game

13) We know when to take charge