Jessers Lyons
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- OF ALL THE THINGS I LOST...... I MISS MY MIND THE MOST
- Me, Myself, and I
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can't hack it? get your jacket!!
two roads in a wood diverged, i took the one less travelled by and that has made all the difference'"-
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NO...I dont have tourrettes.... YOUR JUST A CUNT.
- Music
- To name a few, My chemical Romance, MGMT, Jack Johnson, paramore, Buck Cherry, Nirvana, Good Charlotte, Greenday, Blink 182, Ocean Colour Scene, Blondie, Newton Faulkner, Sum41 R.H.C.P, Aerosmith, James Morrisson, Tegan and Sara , linkin park , Dean Martin, Drop Kick Murphys, Lady Gaga, Fall Out Boy and The Fray, yeah pretty much anything goes! LIFE IS LOUD!!!!!
- Films
- LOve films but i usually fall asleep half way through, but my fave one of all time is prob Forest gump... braveheart, Goodfellas, the goonies, stand by me, the client, scar face, american history X, the real charlie n the chocolate factory, ( it was based on a true story ya know)
- Sports
- im a big sports freak!! favourite sport is boxin, i box with St. Francis club in limerick. Also love , any kind of athletics, rugby, surfin, i also get a mad rush outta adventure sports, canoeing, kayakin, abseilin, bivvy baggin, rockclimbin, skiing, snowboardi
n, travelling, shootin, diving, and have to say i get my best rush when im skydivin, mm mmm mmmmmmmmm gimme sum air!! - Scared Of
- eeewww sweetcorn in the tin, its freaky!!FEET!!gettin killed in the shower, false teeth, women with hairy armpitts, my mother, afraid o loosin all my teeth, FLYING...aint that right lors?havin to live in Ireland all my life, dying in a really boring way like in my sleep. and I vaguely worry that someday I'll forget what I really wanna do and end up doing whats easiest. Other than that, i dont scare easily......... AAARRRGGH who turned off the lights....
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- Travellin, trainin, and out partyin with my mates!! divin outta planes 1000's o feet up on a sunny day. Rarely unhappy, but wen i get mad i get mad!!! i like you though... ill kill you last.
- wonderin if u know me from....
- well...ive been known to frequent cruises st legless, probably talkin to ma shoes in the early hours of the mornin after a night on the tiles (literally)... I could very well have spilled my life story to you from the debts of a bottle skip in Icon (hiccup), encouraged you to dance like a retard, and insisted u looked good doing it, been the cause of you being escorted from a nightclub, flashed you while my friend took your parkin spot, fell asleep in your bathtub, got you through recruit trainin, served u a club burger in KRANKS , broke your nose, stole your horse, saved yourlife, bust your balls, chatted you up, stripped you down, been the cause of your drink problem, reduced you to tears, drunkenly kissed your mum, forgotten your name, squashed your dog, served you a beer, bought u a beer, stole your beer, spiked your beer, made you wear your beer, you see a pattern
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story o my life
When i was about seven, my parents forgot about me as they headed off with the rest of my family on holidays. i was lying in bed and nobody called me. at first i thought this was great. i could do what i liked but then a couple of goons started casing my house. i needed a plan and so i rigged the house with hilarious booby traps. the goons were burned, battered with paint cans, cut with decorations and arrested. my family returned home as soon as possible and we had a great christmas.
after i graduated from school as an all american football player, i joined the army. i liked it a lot until i got sent to vietnam. i was shot in the arse, i rescued a load of people and i was awarded the congressional medal of honor. my best friend died. as a testament to my best friend, i set up a shrimp-boat company and made millions. my childhood sweetheart returned to me and life was great. then she left me. i was so upset that i ran all over america. loads of people followed me. i ran for so long and then i stopped and returned home.
one strange christmas after i returned home i was invited to a party at a skyscraper. all things were going grand until a group of german terrorists attempted to take it over. i was pissed off. i could have been at a barbeque.. i was having none of it. i took them all out one by one and dropped their leader out of the 80th story. wanker!
what happened next in my life is disturbing. i was arrested for a crime i did not commit. i was sentenced to two life sentences. i had to get out! hiding behind a giant poster of a semi-clad guy, i tunnelled my way through the wall using a rock pick axe. they're used for shaping and polishing rocks. i then crawled through five football fields worth of sewerage piping to freedom. when i think of it..... oh lord what a smell!
nothing really that exciting has jappened recently in my life although i was called to serve on a jury alongside 11 other frustrated and tired men. i was the only person voting not guilty. i didn't want a young man to be executed on flimsy evidence. it wouldn't be right. with my gentle persuasion, i convinced them all and we aquitted the boy. i left the courthouse feeling proud!
as for love... well, i fell in love with a guy over the internet. we e-mailed each other regularily and eventually fell for him on top of a skyscraper in seatle. he has a way of looking at me. its like whenever he needs me.... i'll be there.
as for now, i'm gonna keep going in work and try to stay out of trouble. we'll see how it goes.
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jessicas bad habbits....blonde moments and brain farts
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Conor James Kelleher
Hi jess sister whats happn men sum lov for u my nose is killing me from the spar tonight ju wacth me
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Claire O'Hehir
ya i thought as much that u be stayin in arite! omg couse i wil drop in i'll have 2 c yer old pair b4 the crimbo uno!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Claire O'Hehir
sure wud take her to ase it up like!!! cum here thats bril like isnt it ur fukin fab grl!!! will u be able 2 cum out this wknd tho ,probaly not id say u probaly trainin round the clock i say! im not 2 bad newa huny cant complain like up the walls at work like thank god!! love ya!! heres sum good luck love!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Claire O'Hehir
hey cuz wats up!! heard ur n like big fight at the wknd!! so im goin up 2 limjerick on sunday! i was onto donna lst nyt! we go on a mad 1 sunday nyt???xxx
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Shaun Kelly5 dagen geledenfair plat cha nyways lyons.. il show u a few tips 4 d final by d time im finished wit u ul b whipin out katie taylor
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Shaun Kelly5 dagen geleden
well dun missus...keep up d good work n sum day u myt b half as good as myself
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Mark
r u good at boxing?
what dd u live in new york for and how long?
me cousin lies ovr here so came ova to visit him like, t savage, i' never been before like.theres been a lot of boozing done so taking it handy tonit.plus i wasthis thing black frida today (im sure u know this but ) were everthing is pure chap so we got up real erly and went shopping.happy belated thanksgiving 
ice skating at the rockefeller tomo and the staten island frr awaits to round off the touristy crap we done karaoke the other nite. oh and on the subway one nite i was langers andpersuaded a busker to give me her guitar and i strted plaing it and a ig crowd formed all singing alng to wonderwall!!i have a video ill upld to youtub and giv u link il be home tuesday so a session is defo in order,its been so long since we last hung out that i feel like i talk to u more on dis than in real life... xxxxxxxxxxx
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Dervla O Connor1 week geledenhiya jess hows things with ya any ska any plans the weekend xxxx
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Eireann Nugent
Omg Remember I Had Hair!!!
I can see your still as Gorgeous As ever
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Mark
ya that actually did happen my finger,
took up this self defence class/martial arts thing about two months ago its class really gud fun
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krav_Maga
and was just sparring with a guy when it happened. wasnt too painful, and dint have to put it in a cast, just have to keep it strapped to the finger next to it for a few weeks how did u do yous? i'm going to new york tomo for ten days for thanksgiving cant wait, i've never been. any news, you doing much disco dancing lately?everyone has deserted bebo for facebook wha happened to a bit of loyalty cool skin
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