Bob The Jesster

No way i ent goin 2 pay nyahnyahnyah why dont you get a job??? sail away sail away....

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O mnie

Motto
Just another day in the life of me.... Starfish!!!!
Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
I am Jess, and Bob is me! I like some sport and art and music and chillin and chattin and earrings and Water and computers and my playstation and Drawing and Football and Chemistry and discussions on EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING and i like DRAGONS. I also share my mothers weird veiw on art! I like most music, all from Bob Marley to HIM to Mel Blanc. I LOVE QUEEN!!!

I want to be a hippy and i want to get stoned boy!!!! want to get high but i don't know why!!!!


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said do you wanna? Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forget her pill and now they have a son

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
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way to WORLD DOMINATION

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Music
Queen, Bob Marley, MeatLoaf, Madness, A-ha!, Bon Jovi, HIM, System of a Down, Disturbed, Tenatious D, Simon and Garfunkel, Darkness, Gorillaz, Eminem, Black Eyed Peas, Two Pack, The Offspring, World Wide Message Tribe (woo go christian Rock!), Kaiser Chiefs, Liberty X, U2, Oasis, add more when i think of them!
Films
FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILDREN (omg its sooooooo good!!), ice age 2, Nightmare before christmas, A clockwork orange, The Matrix, The Matrix:Reloaded, Rocky horror picture show, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Robots, SHREK!!, etc... urm... any scary horror (THE GRUDGE is like the only film that has scared me for aaaaagggggggeeeeeeeesssssss), some comedy (Robin hood men in tights!), everything thats good
Sports
Rounders?? and basketball, does PS1ing count?? FOOTBALL!!!!!! Tennis and badmington, 'Jesus ball' (i beat steve AND sam! woo i rock at it!!) etc this list goes on and ever on, back to the door where it began!
Drinks
lol anythin with vodka in it!! CHERRYADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People
My mum, ALL THE PEOPLE AT CAMP (miss you all), All the guys from villiers (YOU TOO!!!), Richard, Jade, Hannah, Warren, Rachel, Dan, the midgits, Alana, Steve, all the guys that play football and 'Jesusball' with me, everyone who can be arsed to talk to me! (sorry if i missed you out but i have got other things to do you know!)
Happiest when
hanging out!! listenin to music is gud 2, reading... Not happy when theres no battery on ma fone or ipod, cravin a ciggy or missing my buddies and Jade!!!
Authours
J.R.R. Tolkin, J.K. Rowling, Tamora Pierce, Rhoald Dahl, Bill Bryson, Agatha Christy, Terry Pratchett(so randomly funny... ook), Darren shan, and anything I can lay my hands on otherwise

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  • weird how much they change isnt it...

    Who was the last person that...

    1. Slept in bed beside you? Mel (not that way!!)
    2. Saw you cry? I dont know
    3. You went to the mall with? Fred and Judy
    4. You went to dinner with? Mum and fred
    5. You talked on the phone to? Elana
    6. said i love u to and really meant it? I dont know
    7. Made you laugh? My latest background on my fone teehee

    WOULD YOU RATHER?..

    1. Pierce your nose or tongue? tounge but batch wnt let me!!!
    2. Be serious or be funny? Funny
    3. Drink whole or skim milk? skimmed
    4. Die in a fire or drown? Fire
    5. Spend time with your parents or enemies? parents (wat a stupid question)

    ARE YOU . . .

    1. Simple or complicated? depends wat mood im in... complex
    2. Hardcore? yep (lol)

    DO YOU PREFER..

    1. Flowers or Munchies: flowers
    2. Grey or black? black
    3. Color or Black and white photos? depends wat of
    4. Sunrise or sunset? sunset
    5. M&Ms or Skittles? m&ms
    6. Staying up late or waking up early? Depends what the motorvation is
    ANSWER TRUTHFULLY !!

    1. Do you like anyone? Yesh
    2. Do they know it? i guess so im goin out with him

    DO YOU PREFER...

    1. Sun or moon? Moon...
    2. Winter or autumn? autumn... the pretty colours
    3. Left or right? Right
    4. 10 accquaintances or having two best friends? best friends
    5. Snow or rain? snow
    6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla
    7. Boys or girls? what 4???
    8. Vodka or Lincoln? Vodka...

    YOU:

    1. What time is it? 08:53 am
    2. Nickname(s): Bob The Jesster, Henry...
    3. Where were you born? hemel hempstead
    4. What do you want? to have money without working
    5. Where do you want to live? here 4 the moment :)
    6. How many kids do you want? 2 but not yet
    8. You want to get married? yesh

    UNIQUE:

    1. Nervous Habits? i fidget, play with ma hair and doodle
    2. Are you double jointed? fairly flexable
    3. Can you roll your tongue? that i can
    4. Can you raise one eyebrow? weird question... i think it does it itself
    5. Can you cross your eyes? yup
    6. Do you make your bed daily? yesh (only half make it tho hehe)

    RANDOM:

    1. Which shoe goes on first? left
    2. Ever thrown something at someone? yeh, all the time!
    3. On the average, how much money do you carry? 10p to £100
    4. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? ma necklace of three parts, shag bands
    5.Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
    6. Have you ever eaten sushi? yep love it!
    7. How many kinds cereal are in your cabinet? dunno depends wich house im at
    8. What's your favorite beverage? cherryade

    IN THE LAST MONTH, HAVE YOU ?

    1. had a b/f or g/f: yep and still do XD
    2. Bought something: Driving lessons
    3. Been kissed: yesh
    4. Been hugged: yesh
    5. Missed someone: i do
    6. Danced crazy: aye
    7. Gotten your hair cut: yes
    8. cried: yes

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  • lul wat?

    Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face and
    laugh
    when I feel like crying.

    Just for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, and

    smile and say how perfect it is.

    Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick
    you
    up and take you to the park to play.

    Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let you

    teach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.

    Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep the
    computer
    off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles..

    Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumble

    when you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you
    one
    if he comes by.

    Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to be
    when
    you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where you are

    concerned.

    Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and I
    won't
    stand over you trying to fix them.

    Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both a

    Happy Meal so you can have both toys..

    Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a story

    about how you were born and how much I love you.

    Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not get
    angry.


    Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on the

    porch and count all the stars.

    Just for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss my

    favorite TV shows.

    Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as you
    pray,
    I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever

    given.

    I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for their

    missing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting their

    children's graves instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers
    who
    are in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, and

    screaming inside that they can't handle it anymore.

    And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold you a little tighter, a
    little
    longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask him for

    nothing, except one more day...

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  • yes or no???

    would you:
    [_] kiss me?
    [_] let me kiss you?
    [_] take a shower with me?
    [_] be my gf/bf?
    [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
    [_] have a relationship with me?
    [_] Spank that arse?
    [_] Carress my body?
    [_] Say yes if i asked you out?
    [_] Get wasted with me?
    [_] Hang out with me?
    [_] Bring me around your friends?
    D0 Y0U...
    [_] think im hot?
    [_] want to kiss me?
    [_] want to cuddle with me?
    [_]think im weird?
    ARE WE...
    [_] friends?
    [_]enemies?
    AM i...
    [_] sexy?
    [_] funny?
    [_] cool?
    [_] loveable?
    [_] Annoying?
    [_] great to be with?
    [_] odd?
    HAVE Y0U EVER...
    [_] thought about me?
    [_] thought there might be an "us"?
    [_] had a crush on me?
    [_] had a dream about me?
    ARE Y0U...
    [_] happy you know me?
    [_] thinking bout me?

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Bob is a Hypnotic Vampire
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  • SMILE!!!

    *smiling is infectious, you catch it like the flu. Someone smiled at me today, and now I'm smiling too. I walked around the corner, and someone saw my grin. When they smiled I realised, I'd passed it on to him. So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected. Let's start an epidemic now:...

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    Rock on St.John

    camp was awesome miss ou all cant wait til next year and good luck to all those who are waiting for results i no im brickin it!!!!! God bless and c u all nxt year!!!

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    Your Personality Is Like Marijuana

    You're laid back and easy going, so much so that taking a shower is often too much trouble for you!
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  • Darkwarrior
    Darkwarrior

    Hi ya its me Sean add me as a friend

    27 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • Frederika Walters.
    luv Frederika Walters.

    Meeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr.





    Ratnition.





    Delectable?





    I think so.




    Peace.





    x

    52 tygodnie temu
  • Zoe Tennant
    luv Zoe Tennant

    missing u too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    aww poor u xx

    me im just doing college or sja stuff most of my time lol
    like me and tom did scouting for girls last night and tonight is the feeling lol

    miss u loads dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    love zoe xxxxxxxx

    55 tygodni temu
  • Zoe Tennant
    luv Zoe Tennant

    hey!!

    hope u ok?
    wubu2 since camp?

    miss ya loads!

    love
    zoe xxx

    56 tygodni temu
  • Mario
    Mario

    Hay thought id leave a comment cos you ent had one in ages lol

    61 tygodni temu przez Komórka
  • E.M.M.A
    luv E.M.M.A

    hay ya howz u recoverd from camp

    64 tygodnie temu