Here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie

Opening Credits: Killing the name of - Rage against the Machine

Waking Up: doginabag - the fratellis

First Day At School: The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

Falling In Love: Hard to Beat - Hard fi

Fight Song: LOL!!! this is no lie i got Braveheart Motivational bagpipes

Breaking Up: The Cool - Lupe Fiasco

Prom: Here it goes again - Ok Go

Life's Ok: Comeback to what you know - Embrace

Mental Breakdown: Do you want to - Franz Ferdinand

Driving: Rock around the clock - Bill Haley

Flashback: You'll Never Walk Alone - Gerry and the pacemaker

Getting Back Together: I need a Lover - Finley Quaye

Birth of Child: Swollen Summer - The bravery

Wedding: The Rockafellar Skank - fatboy slim

Final Battle: The Fields of Athenry

Death Scene: Just might be OK - Lupe Fiasco

Funeral Song: Wake Up - Lostprophets

A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch, it doesn't have any feet or legs, he exclaimed, "Bloody hell, I wonder what happened to this poor little bugger?" The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot." "Wow," the man replies. "you actually understood, and answered me!" "I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a highly intelligent thoroughly educated bird." The man asks, "Then answer this - how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?"
"Well," the parrot says, "I wrap my willy around this wooden bar like a little hook, you can't see my todger because my feathers hide it" "Wow," says the guy. "You really can understand what I am saying to you can't you"
"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, - politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy, I'm especially good at ornithology, you really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion."
The guy looks at the £250 price tag. "sorry, but I just can't afford that."
"Pssssssst," says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet, you can probably get me for £100 just make the shop keeper an offer!"
So the man offers £100 and walks out of the shop with the parrot.
Weeks go by, and the parrot is sensational, has a great sense of humour, he's interesting, and is a great pal, he understands everything, the new owner is over the moon.
One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot goes, "Psssssssssssst," and motions him over with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the postman."
"What are you talking about?" asks the guy
"When the postman delivered the mail today, your wife greeted him at the door in a sheer black nightie.
"WHAT???" the guy asks incredulously. "THEN what happened"
"Well, then the postman came into the house and lifted up her nightie and began petting her all over," reported the parrot."WHAT!" the man exclaimed, and she let him?"
"Yes, then he removed her nightie, got down on his knees and began to kiss her all over....
The frantic man demands, "THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

"I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!"

Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.

"Who the hell are you?" demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?"

The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away".

St Peter replied, "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch". "We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"

It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".

"Never" replies Brian.

"Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken b*stard, you're sh*tting in bed again!"