Conor Mc Laverty

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À propos de moi

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Rock on!!
À propos de moi
Hey, hows it goin?! Im Conor.. Theres lots of things to discuss about my life so lets start with the basics.. I work in firstsource for vodafone and i like gettin drunk.. the end.
~Boozin Buddies~

Markus Mc Coupon - Still the only threat I have

Setantalope - Party animal lol

Mickface - Lightweight, but he will learn :P

Bernie - Mother of my bastard children lmao

Mclub staff - Have to give a mention.. Awesome
Mon autre moitié
Kelly E
Music
Matchbox twenty, The Killers, Lifehouse, Orson, Maroon 5, Nickelback, Paramore, Kings of leon, Seether, Bob Marley, One Republic, Creed, Puddle of Mudd, Fallout Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Snow Patrol, Staind, Ne-yo, Savage Garden, Boyce Avenue, The Kooks, Guns n Roses, Journey, Kiss, ACDC, Hinder.. and so on
Films/TV
Spiderman, Star Wars, Matrix. Shawshank Redemption, Braveheart, Anchorman....
TV - The Simpsons family guy.. Heroes, Scrubs & Prison Break.. I follow them religiously.. every single episode.. I have watched
Sports
Im a Liverpool fan through and through! lol I love playing football... other sports would be Hurling, Rugby and Basketball
Hate!
Everyone on this has a "hates/scared of" section, so I thought I might add my own.. I hate dentists.. They just want to hurt you.. bus drivers.. they literally have no souls.. night clubs that end whenever Im not ready. Songs that have no words in them... excluding classical music. MARMITE! That guy scooter.. I would happly stab him in the face! Bouncers who assume you have been drinking (probably have been) when you're not drunk. Another thing I hate is, is people disciminating against left handed people.. Im starting a revolution.. just you wait!
Likes
Havin money, goin out wit all my mates partyin, sittin in playin Xbox 360 wit my mates.. Guitar Hero!! Playin real guitar lol, cards, drinkin, listenin to music. Other things would be goin go kartin, playin football, watchin football, sleeping, making drawings on photoshop, listenin to my ipod, Blueberry muffins and chocolate milkshake, Subway on thursdays.. and so on
Clubs
Eg, Parlour, Bot, BOX, Beach club, Rain, Thompsons.. I get around :-P
MSN
conmclav@hotmail.com add me if you want.. its your choice lol

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  • Best Step Brothers quotes

    Brennan : Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!

    Brennan : I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!

    Brennan : Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!

    Nancy : What the fucking fuck!

    Dale : You have the voice of an angel. I mean, it's like Fergie meets Jesus.

    Brennan : This house is a fucking prison!
    Dale : On Planet Bullshit!
    Brennan : In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

    Brennan : You're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

    Dale : Oh no, I'm late for school.
    Brennan : I'll kiss you on the lips, Kenny Rodgers.

    Brennan : You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!

    Alice: Stay gold, Ponyboy.

    Derek: Brennan has a man-gina

    Brennan : You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!

    Dale : Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and grabs me by the weiner.

    Robert : Shut the fuck up!

    Brennan : Holy Fucking Santa Claus Shit!

    Brennan : Hey Derek, sprechen sie dick?

    Nancy : Today, I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled rape at the top of your lungs.

    Brennan : Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes and at one point he said, lets get it on.

    Dale : That was about the fighting, I am so not a raper


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  • Pirates!

    1. Always land on their feet
    2. have cool eye patches ... even if they have both eyes
    3. have dice
    4. have guns
    5. pirates are not ordinary humans so they can kill ninjas!
    6. have cool ships
    7. have better swords then ninjas
    8. are all around better then ninjas
    9. have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)
    10. wear red on thursdays
    11. have graduated from Pyro Pirate Academy of One-Eyed Peter!
    12. polish their peg legs
    13. say thinds like scally-wagger and scurvy-chap
    14. Arrrrr! need i say more
    15. pack a mean punch
    16. always have the best snacks
    17. will make you walk the plank if your not as cool as them
    18. start all the major fashion trends
    19. don't go crying to their mommies ... like ninjas
    20. know how to handle a lady
    21. knows how to DAG people better then ninjas
    22. have pretty cool boots
    23. get all the tasty rum
    24. have pretty good cursive
    25. have more extended vocabualary then ninjas
    26. are absolutley amazing!!!
    ARRRR!

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  • Ninjas!

    I gathered some facts about them:

    Ninja don't sweat.

    Bullets can't kill a ninja.

    Ninja invented skateboarding

    Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.

    Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.

    Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.

    Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.

    Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.

    Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.

    Ninja invented the internet.

    Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.

    Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.

    Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.

    Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.

    Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.

    Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.

    Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.

    Lack any personality

    Wear headbands

    Fight skillfully with any object

    Can remove a spleen in one swift motion

    Live in your house secretly for days

    Can remove their shadow if needed

    Hurl shurikens

    Go anywhere they want instantly

    Catch bullets in their teeth

    Kill themselves if they make a noise

    Can run 100 miles on their hands

    Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2

    Have cool words like Seppuku

    Are masters of disguise

    Can hover for hours

    Flip out and kill everything

    Are completely self-sufficient.

    Split planks vertically with their nose

    Can hide in incense smoke

    Kill people.

    Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.

    Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.

    A Samurai is NOT a ninja.

    Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.

    If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.

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  • Tasha Moore
    luv Tasha Moore

    hey hey nt much, workin lol wbu x

    Il y a 1 jour
  • DefunktBelfast
    DefunktBelfast

    Conor Mc Laverty, SATURDAY 28TH NOVEMBER

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    Defunkt Presents

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    All Drinks £2.50 Until 11pm
    2 x Vodka & NRG Drink £6 All Night

    9PM - 2AM

    RUNNING A BUS?? Mail us for great incentives!!

    NON TICKET EVENT!

    Il y a 5 jours
  • The Eglantine
    The Eglantine

    Conor Mc Laverty

    This WKD Wednesday @ EG CLUB!

    Children in Need Carnival Theme Night

    Face Painting
    Balloon-ologists
    Cotton Candy Floss
    Pop - Corn
    Penalty Shoot
    Clowns
    Kissing Booth
    Loads of amazing prizes to be won!

    REMEMBER- It's for charity so come along and have fun helping out and doing your bit!


    See you on Wednesday

    Il y a 1 semaine
  • The Eglantine
    The Eglantine

    Hey Conor Mc Laverty!!

    This Wednesday @ the good oul Eg!

    Can you guess what it is....

    Its a cubicle
    Theres water
    and its not a toliet...
    (answer at the bottom)

    Plus FREE CASE OF WKD for the best fancy dress!!!
    See you there!!



    ¡¡ʇsǝʇuoɔ ɹǝxoq/ʇɹıɥsʇ ʇǝʍ

    Il y a 4 semaines
  • Tasha Moore
    luv Tasha Moore

    nefine lukin 4 a job in credit crunch harder than i thought lol dats random a wee move dwn da street lol i avent been out in weeks da moni nt flowin 2 far lol so wot u up ta dis weekend xox

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • Tasha Moore
    luv Tasha Moore

    hey wdc u been up ta nefine interestin lol xox

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • The Eglantine
    The Eglantine

    Bonjour Conor Mc Laverty

    This Wkd Wednesday......

    ITS THE GLADIATORS!

    Dun
    Dun, dun, dun
    Dun, dun, dun
    Dun, dun, dun
    DUN, DUN, DUN!

    (that song sounds so much better when Dermot Oleary does it on the xtra factor lol)

    p.s pics r now up on bebo... only took us 3 weeks.. sorry!

    Il y a 6 semaines
  • Tara
    luv Tara

    hola brother. wat ya upto.... im jus livin it up in spain ha ha u jealous..... bet ya are.. hows work treatin ya...
    sharin the lurveeee

    Il y a 7 semaines
  • The Eglantine
    The Eglantine

    Yo Yo Conor Mc Laverty

    We've got four words for ya!

    INFLATABLE
    TWISTER
    THIS
    WEDNESDAY

    How good does that sound!
    over 18s only
    student id may be required!
    oh and last weeks photos are on facebook!

    Il y a 7 semaines
  • The Eglantine
    The Eglantine

    Hey Conor Mc Laverty

    This WKD Wed @ the Eg we are doing another WET-TSHIRT/WET BOXER contest! it was so good last week we just have to do it again!!

    Be early!! The club filled up fast last week!!

    Il y a 8 semaines
  • Tasha Moore
    luv Tasha Moore

    playin scrabble lol nah oj avent gt ne moni so cnt do nefin jus gonna sit in ma m8s huz ffs wbu xox

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Tasha Moore
    luv Tasha Moore

    well i woz a lightweight 3 pints n woz near blocked lst nite wdf lol excuse me im nt dat bad lol xox

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Tasha Moore
    luv Tasha Moore

    hey not doin much dis weekend takin it easy lol wbu u goin newere interestin xox

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Tasha Moore
    luv Tasha Moore

    hey ne moni in fne skint lol soz wots da craic hows u xox

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Kirsty
    Kirsty

    Oooh Ryt...
    Ats Sunds Lak Its Guna Be Sucha Messy Session :L
    xx

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Kirsty
    Kirsty

    Lol Dat Was My Plan To, Ta Stay Sober, Cuz Id Da Hospital Da Nxt Day, But Didnt Work Out Dat Way Lol...Esp Wen Ya Start Drinkin Vodka Raw :L
    You Ne Plans For Da Nite??xx

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Kirsty
    Kirsty

    Yea We Def Do, But We Gota Get Mickey To Cum Out Da Hole Niitee....Make Sucha Nite Off It :D
    xx

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Kirsty
    luv Kirsty

    Hey I'm good love,hws u...??? Aye mad wee nite,I enjoyed it,wel dat bits memba lol ...wbu u ave fun xx

    Il y a 9 semaines via Mobile
  • Tracey
    luv Tracey

    PASSIN >>>>>>>>> SOME RED HOWS U XXXXXXXXXXX

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Seaneen Lynch
    Seaneen Lynch

    dosnt feel ne different lol yeah i had a ball didnt wann go home stayed till the end which isnt like me!!!

    Il y a 10 semaines