looser ! please stop textin me in d early hours of d mornin and depressin me wit ur jolly stories

u bak soon?

wud dt b me ur misin ha. ah alls quite dude nutin much happenin realy

i was me bday ages ago u mad git. hows d travels

alan u looser u better start textin me back

sup dude i h8 face buk does me head in ha. hows oz ne craic? u get a fone yet?

eres sum love !

ah face books gay

i tried 2 ring u d other day but couldnt get tru ! im back on my 087 number

hows tings man u get a fone yet? u do netin mad yet?

you will be grand ur not der long u will find sumtin in a couple of weeks i hope ur enoyin it ! i misses ye 4got u wer gone d other day wen i saw d honda outside d house lol anyway hope ur enjoyin it ill try ringin ye after d weekend k mind yourself and tell karen i said hello !

do banana pickin i luvd it

you made it over in one piece anyway horsh. i'd love to be there now. have a fuckin ball man and put some factor 50 on the noggin!

Hey Alan!
How are yee getting on in Oz?? Hope yer havin a ball
xx

hey u sori i havent text ave no crd as usual !

how u gettin on ? r ye wrkin yet ?

beast u start workin yet?

Send us yer Ozzie number will ye! Ye no wat that Karen one is like to get a hold of! And wud yez get out an do a bit of partyin for god sake! Dying to hear wat the night life is like!

The weather is great now that your gone told you you bring bad luck . Hows tricks over there now gives the gos whats it like?

Feck off u and yer shiney Melbourne!
Bet ye think yer bleeding grea' wha?

k al u had ur fun its time 2 cum home now lol

let me know how u gettin on !

im just chillin in ur room wit d dog shes hiper as fuck lol talk 2 u soon xxx