Hate Macs with a violent, violent passion? Want to see it as shit in the bottom of a pond/fishy tank? Then there is only one way to do this……


MAC DESTRUCTION


Method:


1) Get really, really filthy rich. Well, rich enough to smash shit up and replace it within a couple of minutes.

You can get manslaves to carry things for you, if you want.



2) Track down a Mac. If funds are lacking, steal one from the dump. There will be plenty to choose from. Fucking pieces of shit….



3) Take your little Mac Buddy for a little trip to a nice, deserted place where your raging fit will not be interrupted. Don’t forget axes, guns, hammers and something to run it over with. What ever you can find. Note: Do NOT use hands. You like having hands, don’t you?



4) Now comes the REALLY fun part. Its smashing time, baby.



5) When you finally do manage to stop taking 7 or so years of pure rage out on a little white box, (it’s the apple logo that brings out the REAL rage) get your trusty ol’ steamroller, bus, truck or whatever you’ve got your manic little hands on.



6) RUN IT OVER!! Oh, the uncontrollable gleeeeee….



7) Scrape up remains. Now, lets take a stroll with our buddy to a really high building.



Its time for our little Mac Buddy to get a lesson in flying. To avoid trouble, try not to let chunks of Mac wallop innocent passer-bys on the head.

Note: This does NOT mean you should leap off after it, you goddamn idiot.



9) After dropping your good ol’ chum off the high building, tottle off after it.

Note: Down STAIRS, you CAN NOT FLY.)



10) Time to find all the wee, tiny scraps of the bitch. Awww, you have Mac-lits.

Note: May take some searching.



11) Take mangled Mac-lits to somewhere with a fire.

Note: Not a burning building. Firefighters can get quite angry about these sorts of things.



12) Scrape up Mac-lits ashes.



13) Burn it AGAIN!! Hahahahahahahahahahaaa….



14) Take ashes to a pool containing some majourly fucked up fishies that like eating computer ashes.



15) Take a fishy (preferably one who ate a lot) home so you can watch your Mac being shat out by a reeeeally strange fish.

Warning: Fish require water.



16) Seeing as you probably ended up stealing some poor bastard’s Mac, move to Mexico. Coz they are gunna be mad… (if its possible to miss a mac)