The stupidity of the world of Laura and Friends.......

Jasmine- 'Im sure theres some logic to this game'

Laura- ' No no! You just throw it!'
(darts)

Laura-'If the red bit is the bull's eye, is the green bit around it the eye socket?'

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Laura-'Oh my god, did I fart in my sleep?'

Jasmine-'No. But I THINK I was drooling!'

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Oh my god girls are just so bitchy, with their oh my god I hate her shes such a bitch, what a dick, oh quick here she comes *turns around* 'Hi how are you ?'

lolololololol

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Sarah Lavery-'Oh my god is Molly emo?'

Laura-'No she doing a poop!'

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Jasmine- 'Im wearing my pjs!'

Laura- 'Jaz, a word of advice-dont wear your pajamas to work, it gets too hot!!'

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Laura- 'So what did you do?'

Andrew-'I just pulled out, and walked away'

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Andrew- 'Im sorry about your vagina'

Laura-'Its ok, I am too'

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Andrew- *farts* 'Here catch!'

Laura-'OH MY GOD! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?

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Laura-'Here, have this *burps*

Andrew- ' Thats ok, I just farted the exact same time'

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Man at garage-'Ok just dont put the window down the full way'

Andrew-'Dead on'

*journey to KFC*

Andrew-'drive-thru?'

Laura- 'Sure'

*puts window down to the sound of whirring and popping*

Andrew-'Oh shit! Fuck!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 OOOOOO!!!!!!'

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Andrew-'Yeah so I got a pic up on bebo, im holdin a bag of frozen peas, wearing one of those tops with no sleeves...'

Laura-'oh a wife-beater top?'

Andrew-'Yeah, but its camoflague, so the bitch wont see it coming!'

Laura-'DEAR GOD!!!! Where the fuck did I find you?!?!?!?'

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Nerdy joke number one:
Hydrogen and Oxygen are sitting in the pub having a drink, Gold walks in and they say "Au, get outta the bar!"

Nerdy joke number two:
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, the barman says "For you-no charge!"

Nerdy joke number three:
What did one atom say to the other?
Nothing-they just bonded.

Nerdy joke number four:
Two atoms were sitting in a cafe having lunch, when a third atom comes in with a frightened look on his face. The two atoms say 'Shite mate, are you ok?' and he says 'Fuck no! Ive just lost an electron!' The first atom says 'Are you sure!' -to which the third atom replies ' Yeah yeah, Im positive!!!!'

*wipes tear from eye*
Ah, I love science jokes, they crack me up!

Love you Neevy!!

Ok, so at the minute Im working three jobs---New Mandarin House, as a waitress, Savers, as a general sales assistant, and Portadown Rugby club, as a bar person!

Got 2days of exams coming up very soon, slightly crapping myself, am in desperate need of a haircut, need to lose a bitta puppyfat too......but the big question is.....what the hell am I gonna do with my summer?????

There has been a lot of bitching going on lately, people just need to get over petty arguements and also, people need to stop being so god-damn clingy!!! I mean jesus funking christ, other people dont try to steal your freakin air!!!!!

Anybody have any ideas?????????