Many years ago,
In Chirstchurch town,
I discovered the beauty,
Of the Double Brown.

Cheap in price,
But not in taste.
Expenisive beer,
is such a waste.

From party to party,
On a Saturday night,
Double Brown is always in sight.

Feed it to the girls,
Get them in the mood.
And before you know it,
You'll have them nude.

No offense to the ladies,
What legends you are.
A woman who drinks brown,
Attracts blokes from afar.

Virgins once,
Are virgins no more.
A few cans of Brown,
N you'l be fucking for sure.

For me n the lads,
more good times await.
And if you drink Double Brown,
You indeed are my mate.

WE LOVE YOU DOUBLE BROWN!

the 11 rules of bebo
11 Rules of Bebo

1
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


2
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


3
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


3
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


5
Making 20 blogs a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the blog once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


6
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


7
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!

8
Little 3rd formers who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here!!!


9
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their blogs.


10
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).


11
And if you open a msg and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or Harry potter will butt fuck you tonight or even worse HAGRID!,"
IT'S NOT REAL!
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO LIFE WHATSOEVER MAKE THAT SHIT UP THINKING THAT PEOPLE WILL FALL FOR THEIR STUPID TRAP!!! AND YOU DO!!!!

"Like omg if u repost this by midnight your true love will..."SHUTUP U FUCKIN ASSHOLES!!! shit aint gonna happen to you or for that matter, ME!
It's just a load of shit!!



Thankyou.. and stop sending me fuckin Bebo mail!!