Andrew Gibb
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- "...talk to me goose..."
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- "I'm the James Dean of the dole queue
You've got to admire my cheek -
Trying to work out how to live fast and die young
On seventeen-fifty a week.
A legend in my own cubicle
All alone, never one of the mob
I'm the James Dean of the dole queue
A rebel without a job."
- Sports
- TWO GUYS AND A GIRL, GREEN WING, SOUTH PARK, FAMILY GUY, SONS OF ANARCHY, SOUTH PARK, FRINGE, HEROES
- HEARING
- DIRTY DIANA - michael jackson, USE SOMEBODY - kings of leon
- SMILEY FACE
- BOOZING, BOOZING, BOOZING, DANCE-OFF, PRO-ev, KAMAKAZI, SUPERSONIC GIN AND TONIC, THE WORM.
- SAD FACE
- THE GYM, HANGOVERS, NO JOB, NO JOB, NO JOB
- FUN THINGS IN MY ATTIC
- OLD HALLOWEEN OUTFITS, MICRO-MACHINES, SNES, MEGA-DRIVE
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Who gets the most attention from the ladies
- Big Mac (two birds a night - questionable)
- Cooper (Jack daniels and johny cash - nuff said)
- Rory (the stallion)
- Kyle (note to self when firing into a girl don't pull her mates wee sister right in front of her)
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Single greatest computer game ever?
- Mario Kart (N64)
- Golden EYE (N64)
- Pro EVolution Soccer (ps2)
- Smackdown vs RAW (ps2)
- Warcraft (PC)
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funny things from the radio
Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres aired on TV & Radio,some familiar but all the better for being collated into a handy package.
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'
5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!'
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time
Team Live'
said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set,but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much
better today after a 69 yesterday.'
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.'
10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports:
'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'0 commenti 902 giorni
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How Many Students Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?
Glasgow Uni - Seventy-six - one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold counter protest.
Strathclyde - Five - one to design a nuclear powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Scotland using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
Caledonian - Seven - one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
Edinburgh - One - he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
St Andrews - Five - one to arrange the party, two to co-ordinate the press, one to call the electrician, and one to get daddy to pay for it all.
Heriot-Watt - Three - one to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. (oh no, they're onto us!)
Napier - Only one, but he gets 10 course credits for it.
Dundee - Ten - one to buy and fit the bulb, and nine to petition for the electrification of Dundee.
Aberdeen - Two - One to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Stirling - None - Stirling looks better in the dark.
RSAMD - Five - one to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive dance about it1 commento 1030 giorni
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Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive music ... oops0 commenti 1044 giorni
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The Sunday Club13 settimane faSunday nights at Victoria's
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Re-Launching this weekend. 6th Sept
with..DJ Vance
back in legendary Sunday night residency.
Drinks from 1.50
FREE CD for everyone
guestlist at VICTORIAS.TV
It's gonna be huge! x
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O'Couture13 settimane faocglasgow.com for electronic guest list every night. Also half price food this week when you say 'oc food rocks' get involved
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The Sunday Club13 settimane fa
The Sunday Club
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Sunday nights at Victoria's
DJ Vance
back in legendary Sunday night residency. 6th sept onwards
It's gonna be huge! x
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Uber Girl Grande Final15 settimane faAndrew Gibb
Hey
Only Just over 2 weeks until the Sexiest, Hottest & Biggest Celebrity star studded event of the year hits Glasgow.
Uber Girl Scotland 2009 @ The Corinthian, Glasgow
Friday 4th September 2009
Hosted by Clyde 1's Suzie McGuire & Adrian Coll and a panel of judges headed by MTV star Calum Best
Tickets are NOW ON SALE check out our website for more details and ticket info ubergirl.co.uk
Also check out our Grande Final video on our website home page
Hope to see all you hotties there on the night, its a night you MUST be seen at
Love
Uber Girl x
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Common Bar Club26 settimane faSUMMER IS HERE Andrew Gibb !
And school is out Andrew Gibb !
This Thursday join us @ Common for our Common Room old skool end of term disco.
Click - - www.bebo.com/commong or http://www.socialanimal.co.uk/Glasgo...
See our stunning staff in their detention worthy school uniforms
The cheeky Craig’s will play you the latest & greatest music with some old skool classic’s thrown into the mix.
Tuc shop & school pictures will also be available
Every single drink will be £1 all night long !
Free entry for anyone in school dress and as if that was not enough we will be giving £1 for every customer to our nominated charity – The Cystic Fibrosis Trust
So don’t a bully Andrew Gibb ! spread the word !
Come on down and play or you ll regret it !
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Shagtag Tuesdays27 settimane faCOME IN YOUR PANTS !!
YOU ARE INVITED TO THE PANTS PARTY !!
*** Tuesday 2nd June - Play Nightclub ***
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Yes! theres a party in SHAGTAG's pants & you're all invited. Y-fronts, knickers, speedos, boxers, or granny pants.. anything goes! Girls & boys. Prizes for the best on show. Please RSVP to your invitation with some love (or disgust) xxx
Shagtag Tuesdays at Play Nightclub
7 Renfield St - Drinks at 1 quid !!
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Uber Girl31 settimane faHey Andrew Gibb
Uber Girl........Scotland's very own social online magazine aimed at MALE & FEMALE.
And its all for FREE!
See our BEBO site for details and website adress.
GIRL'S Have you got what it takes to win £ 10,000?
Are you Scotland's most desirable Girl?
APPLY NOW on our website
COMPETITION STARTS 4TH MAY 2009.
GUYS go online to vote for your Favourite Honey!
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Uber Girl xx -
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HOTCHIP (dj set) 17th April: THIS FRIDAY!!
The massive Electro / Indie pop maestros will be ascending on the basement of OCouture this Friday. This is a night not to be missed - They have been causing mayhem up and down every club in the country and guarantee to never disappoint !!
REPLY with your NAME + LOVE for GUESTLIST !!
Our Friday resident Mash (djmash.co.uk) will be in full support. Upstairs we also have DJ Jenny cutting up RnB and Hip Hop all night.
Drinks at 1.50 - Doors 10-3
Also Launching this Sunday is..
BIG IN JAPAN - with ALL DRINKS AT 1 QUID
More details of this massive night to follow.
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in memory of saturday night
Andrew Gibb 0 rispostethe greatest night in a long time ( pints of kamakazi = awesome) xxx
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