Girls and Guy"s English

Girl's English

Yes = No

No = Yes

May-b = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!



Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = On Our Honeymoon...We Can Have Sex!!

My friend wants at kno if u will go off wit me?

“Fuc ya av luvly eyes” aftr a quick pause “there the same colour as me tractor”

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb

Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)

Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

im sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start

I'd like to ride your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.

Hi. You'll do.

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much

Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face

Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands?

Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

My god girl where u bin all my life.

The flashbacks keep ya amused for days.

If it wasnt for alcohol ya wudnt eant to be nywhere near these wankers.

The alcohol acts as a muscle realxtant when you hop urslf off a table or curve.

It gives bouncers(pricks) sumtin 2 do on a saturday nite.

You learn magic- it turns a dog in2 a fox for the nite eg whittys mother.

Seeing double of your partner is the closest u will eva get 2 a threesome.

Its only at a certain level of drunkiness that you can activate your teleporting ability anbd get home with no knowledge of how u did it.

The world magically transforms. Every doorway, phonebox, bus shelter or hedge now resembles a toilet.

It wouldnt a proper nite out without sum1 makn a complete knob of themselves.

Turns the side of the road in2 a bed 4 the nite.